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Battle of the Bulge (film) Quotes

Battle of the Bulge (film) is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Battle of the Bulge completed its run in 1970.

It features Sidney Harmon as producer, Benjamin Frankel in charge of musical score, and Jack Hildyard as head of cinematography.

Battle of the Bulge (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Battle of the Bulge (film) is 167 minutes long. Battle of the Bulge (film) is distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures.

The cast includes: Robert Shaw as Col. Martin Hessler, Telly Savalas as Sgt. Guffy, Pier Angeli as Louise, Charles Bronson as Maj. Wolenski, Henry Fonda as Lt. Col. Daniel Kiley, Robert Woods as Joe, James MacArthur as Lt. Weaver, Karl-Otto Alberty as Von Diepel, Werner Peters as Gen. Kohler, and Robert Ryan as Gen. Grey.

Battle of the Bulge (film) Quotes

Robert Shaw as Col. Martin Hessler

  • (Robert Shaw) "Our column has made the farthest advance. We have outrun the other Panzers. The eyes of Germany are on us. The Fuhrer himself will decorate me. We have done it Conrad. We have done it."
  • (Cpl. Conrad) "Then I was wrong. We have won the war."
  • (Robert Shaw) "No."
  • (Cpl. Conrad) "You mean we have lost?"
  • (Robert Shaw) "No."
  • (Cpl. Conrad) "I don't understand. If we have not won, and we have not lost, than what is happening?"
  • (Robert Shaw) "The best thing possible is happening; the war will go on."
  • (Cpl. Conrad) "For how long?"
  • (Robert Shaw) "Indefinitely. On, and on, and on."
  • (Cpl. Conrad) "But it must come to an end."
  • (Robert Shaw) "You're a fool Conrad. Those of us who understood knew in 1941 that we could never win."
  • (Cpl. Conrad) "You mean Colonel for three years we have been fighting without any hope of victory?"
  • (Robert Shaw) "There are many kinds of victory. For the German Army to survive, for us to remain in uniform; that is our victory. Conrad, the world is not going to get rid of us after all."
  • (Cpl. Conrad) "But, when do we go home?"
  • (Robert Shaw) "This is our home."
  • (Cpl. Conrad) "And my sons? When do I see them? What will become of them?"
  • (Robert Shaw) "They will become German soldiers, and you will be proud of them."
  • (Robert Shaw) "Conrad, do you still have any of those delicacies left you offered me at Ambleve?"
  • (Cpl. Conrad) "Yes, sir."
  • (Robert Shaw) "Prepare them for me. I'm in very good appetite."
  • (Robert Shaw) "I did not lose a war to die in the back seat of a car."
  • (Robert Shaw) "I am not in the habit of executing prisoners, but I would have no problem shooting you myself for that last remark"
  • (Charles Bronson) "Then do it."
  • (Robert Shaw) "Germans are still the best toy makers in the World."
  • (Robert Shaw) "They have the fuel and planes to fly Cake over the Atlantic Ocean."
  • (Robert Shaw) "Do you know what this means?"
  • (Cpl. Conrad) "This new command is an illusion. Give it up."
  • (Robert Shaw) "I am Martin Hessler. Four years ago, my panzers overran Poland in one week, that was no illusion. In 39 days, my tanks smashed all the way to Paris, that was no illusion. I conquered the Crimea, that was no illusion. Today, I was given a brigade of Tiger tanks. When I have a brigade of tanks, THAT is reality."
  • (Robert Shaw) "The Russian Front does not put meat on a man's bones."
  • (Robert Shaw) "Release the boy -- Shoot the father."

Werner Peters as Gen. Kohler

  • (Werner Peters) "From the American commander of Bastogne to the German commander. Nuts. Nuts."
  • (Werner Peters) "Field Marshall Goering himself gave me that painting. Lovely, isn't it?"
  • (Robert Shaw) "I imagine he found a bargain in Paris last year."

Telly Savalas as Sgt. Guffy

  • (Telly Savalas) "Hold it hold it, pull up, we got brass on our tail, pull it forward you idiot."
  • (Telly Savalas) "Drop dead."
  • (Telly Savalas) "Pull it forward you idiot."
  • (Telly Savalas) "Here's your half, 320 dollars, now what'd you make?"
  • (Pier Angeli) "1,230 dollars."
  • (Telly Savalas) "Oh? Whatta you been sellin? I don't see much stock gone."
  • (Pier Angeli) "Take it."
  • (Telly Savalas) "I won't take it until I know how you made it. What do you think I am?"
  • (Pier Angeli) "What do you think I am?"
  • (Telly Savalas) "Don't forget to feed the chickens."
  • (Telly Savalas) "It's like hitting them with tennis balls."

Robert Ryan as Gen. Grey

  • (Robert Ryan) "They've made mistakes before. Where've they made one this time?"
  • (Henry Fonda) "Well, they got me mad at them."

Henry Fonda as Lt. Col. Daniel Kiley

  • (Henry Fonda) "Burn it."
  • (Henry Fonda) "A lot of guys are gonna die to keep you safe and cozy."
  • (Robert Woods) "You sure know how to hit below the belt, Colonel -- that's dirty fighting."
  • (Henry Fonda) "This isn't a pillow fight, Joe -- sorry it hurts."
  • (Henry Fonda) "I'll take that sergeant."
  • (Charles Bronson) "OK. But I'll pick the rest of your volunteers."

Charles Bronson as Maj. Wolenski

  • (Charles Bronson) "Where do you think you're going?"
  • (Unnamed) "To the shelter."
  • (Charles Bronson) "No you're not. Grab your rifles and come with me."
  • (Unnamed) "But we're cooks."
  • (Charles Bronson) "Lunch is over. Grab your rifles."
  • (Charles Bronson) "You listen to me Colonel,there are survivors in all massacres. And I warn you, if any of my men are harmed, you will be held responsible. There'll be no place on this earth that you can hide, and when you're found, I hope I'm the man that ties the rope around your neck."

Karl-Otto Alberty as Von Diepel

  • (Karl-Otto Alberty) "General Kohler says we are behind schedule. He wants to know what's holding us up."
  • (Robert Shaw) "Tell the general the Americans are learning how to retreat."

Robert Woods as Joe

  • (Robert Woods) "If we were a hundred feet higher, I'd jump and leave you here."
  • (Robert Woods) "What am I doing up here? It's like flying inside a light bulb."

James MacArthur as Lt. Weaver

  • (James MacArthur) "Does the road to Amblève still lead to Malmedy?"

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