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Beautiful Girls (film) Quotes

Beautiful Girls (film) is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Beautiful Girls completed its run in 1970.

It features Cary Woods as producer, David A. Stewart in charge of musical score, and Adam Kimmel as head of cinematography.

Beautiful Girls (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Beautiful Girls (film) is 112 minutes long. Beautiful Girls (film) is distributed by Miramax Films.

The cast includes: Rosie O'Donnell as Gina, Uma Thurman as Andera, Noah Emmerich as Michael 'Mo' Morris, Michael Rapaport as Paul, Martha Plimpton as Jan, Annabeth Gish as Tracy, Sam Robards as Kev, Michael Rapaport as Paul Kirkwood, Lauren Holly as Darian, Pruitt Taylor Vince as Stinky, and Mira Sorvino as Sharon.

Beautiful Girls (film) Quotes

Michael Rapaport as Paul

  • (Michael Rapaport) "Willie C.. What's up bad boy."
  • (Willie Conway) "Paulie."
  • (Michael Rapaport) "You remember Elle MacPherson?"
  • (Willie Conway) "Hey Elle. How you doing?"
  • (Michael Rapaport) "Jan's banging some meat cutter."
  • (Michael Rapaport) "See these guys? Pete, Rizzo and Sammy B? They work all day and drink all night for 40 f***ing years. Two weeks out of the year, they take a vacation and go to the Cape. What do they do? They drink all day, they drink all night. If we don't step it up, we're gonna wind up just like them."
  • (Sam Robards) "Cool."
  • (Michael Rapaport) "Jan --"
  • (Martha Plimpton) "Paul --"
  • (Michael Rapaport) "Jan."
  • (Martha Plimpton) "Paul."
  • (Michael Rapaport) "Take the f***in' ring."
  • (Martha Plimpton) "Oh, that's romantic."
  • (Michael Rapaport) "Willie, my friend, she is delightful."
  • (Willie Conway) ""Delightful"? Who are you, Rex Harrison?"
  • (Michael Rapaport) "Seriously, what is your major malfunction? I mean, she's smart, she's funny, she's got a great ass, a nice rack as far as I can tell?"
  • (Willie Conway) "Nice rack."
  • (Michael Rapaport) "She's charming, she's rich, she's got a great ass."
  • (Willie Conway) "Yeah, you mentioned that."
  • (Michael Rapaport) "What kind of future can she have with this guy, he cuts meat."
  • (Tommy) "You plow snow."
  • (Sam Robards) "Hey, at least meat you can eat."
  • (Michael Rapaport) "Supermodels are beautiful girls, Will. A beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you've been drinking Jack and Coke all morning. She can make you feel high full of the single greatest commodity known to man; promise. Promise of a better day. Promise of a greater hope. Promise of a new tomorrow. This particular aura can be found in the gait of a beautiful girl. In her smile, in her soul, the way she makes every rotten little thing about life seem like it's going to be okay. The supermodels, Willy? That's all they are. Bottled promise. Scenes from a brand new day. Hope dancing in stiletto heels."
  • (Michael Rapaport) "A beautiful girl is all-powerful and that's as good as love. That's as good as love."
  • (Michael Rapaport) "They're all sisters. It's one big conspiracy. Trust me."
  • (Michael Rapaport) "I don't care, man. If she can cut her own food, she's fair game."
  • (Michael Rapaport) "So you're the little neighborhood Lolita."
  • (Marty) "So you're the alcoholic high school buddy s*** for brains."

Uma Thurman as Andera

  • (Tommy) "How long you been going out with your boyfriend?"
  • (Uma Thurman) "About 8 months."
  • (Tommy) "And it's good?"
  • (Uma Thurman) "Yes, it's very good."
  • (Tommy) "He makes you happy?"
  • (Uma Thurman) "Yeah. I look for that in a man, you know? The ones who make me miserable don't seem to last."
  • (Tommy) "Can I ask you a question?"
  • (Uma Thurman) "Go ahead."
  • (Tommy) "How long have you been going out with you boyfriend?"
  • (Uma Thurman) "Eight months."
  • (Tommy) "And it's good?"
  • (Uma Thurman) "It's very good."
  • (Tommy) "He makes you happy?"
  • (Uma Thurman) "Yeah. I look for that in a man you know. The ones that make me miserable don't seem to last."
  • (Tommy) "Right."
  • (Uma Thurman) "You know there are fours words I need to hear before I go to sleep. Four little words. "Good night sweet girl." That's all it takes. I'm easy, I know, but a guy who can muster up those four words is a guy I want to stay with."
  • (Uma Thurman) "Are you drunk?"
  • (Willie Conway) "I'm not sure. But the two of you look beautiful tonight."
  • (Uma Thurman) "So why the sad face?"
  • (Willie Conway) "Job requirement. Happy piano players work the circus."
  • (Willie Conway) "Do you want to go home with me?"
  • (Uma Thurman) "No."
  • (Willie Conway) "I had to ask, because to be honest with you, I don't find you the least bit attractive. Now do you want to go home with me?"
  • (Uma Thurman) "No."
  • (Willie Conway) "You know how it is, the beginnings? When you first fall in love and you can't eat, you can't sleep and getting a call from her, it makes your day. It's like seeing a shooting star."
  • (Uma Thurman) "It's the best."
  • (Willie Conway) "Yeah, but, inevitably it goes away. It quiets down. So, this is my thing see, why get married now? Why not have two, three more of those beginning things before I, you know, settle into the big fade?"
  • (Uma Thurman) "The big fade, that's a awful way to put it."
  • (Willie Conway) "I look at you and I think it's amazing that there's a guy out there gets to do all kinds of things with you. He gets to make you happy and spend evenings with you --"
  • (Uma Thurman) "-- make me martinis, listen to Van Morrison --"
  • (Willie Conway) "-- smell your skin --"
  • (Uma Thurman) "-- after a day at the beach."
  • (Willie Conway) "Yeah, and read the papers --"
  • (Uma Thurman) "-- on a Sunday morning --"
  • (Willie Conway) "-- a rainy Sunday morning, and pepper your belly with baby kisses -- Sorry."
  • (Uma Thurman) "The thing is, there's a guy out there thinks the same thing about Tracy and he's jealous of you because you get to do all that with her. Willie: Let me ask you something; can you think of anything better than making love to an attractive stranger -- with just an oil light to guide your way? Can you think of anything better?"
  • (Uma Thurman) "Going back to Chicago. Ice cold martini. Van Morrison."
  • (Willie Conway) "Sunday papers. Got ya."

Rosie O'Donnell as Gina

  • (Rosie O'Donnell) "At first, after the breakup, you'll have these visions. Of you alone, 57,58, walking around, wearing a nightgown, your hair in a bun, maybe you're a librarian, heating up a can of soup for one, and worrying about the cobwebs that are growing in your womb."
  • (Rosie O'Donnell) "I'm finished speaking to both of you okay? You're both f***ing insane. You want to know what your problem is? MTV, Playboy, and Madison f***ing Avenue. Yes. Let me explain something to you, ok? Girls with big tits have big asses. Girls with little tits have little asses. That's the way it goes. God doesn't f*** around; he's a fair guy. He gave the fatties big, beautiful tits and the skinnies little tiny niddlers. It's not my rule. If you don't like it, call him. Hey Mitch. Thank you."
  • (Rosie O'Donnell) "Oh, guys, look what we have here. Look at this, your favorite. Oh, you like that?"
  • (Tommy) "I could go along with that."
  • (Rosie O'Donnell) "Yeah, that's nice right? Well, it doesn't exist ok. Look at the hair. The hair is long, it's flowing, it's like a river. Well, it's a f***ing weave ok? And the tits, please. I could hang my overcoat on them. Tits by design were invented to be suckled by babies. Yes, they're purely functional. These are silicon city. And look, my favorite, the shaved pubis. Pubic hair being too unruly and all. Very key. This is a mockery, this is a sham, this is bulls***. Implants, collagen, plastic, capped teeth, the fat sucked out, the hair extended, the nose fixed, the bush shaved -- These are not real women, all right? They're beauty freaks. And they make all us normal women with our wrinkles, our puckered boobs, hi bob, and our cellulite feel somehow inadequate. Well I don't buy it, all right? But you f***ing mooks, if you think that if there's a chance in hell that you'll end up with one of these women, you don't give us real women anything approaching a commitment. It's pathetic. I don't know what you think you're going to do. You're going to end up eighty-years old, drooling in some nursing home, then you're going to decide, it's time to settle down, get married, have kids? What, are you going to find a cheerleader? Charge it Mitch."
  • (Tommy) "I think you're over simplifying."
  • (Rosie O'Donnell) "Oh eat me. Look at Paul. With his models on the wall, his dog named Elle McPherson. He's insane. He's obsessed. You're all obsessed. If you had an once of self-esteem, of self-worth, of self-confidence, you would realize that as trite as it may sound, beauty is truly skin-deep. And you know what, if you ever did hook one of those girls, I guarantee you'd be sick of her."
  • (Tommy) "Yeah, I suppose I'd get sick of her after about, what, twenty or thirty years?"
  • (Rosie O'Donnell) "Get over yourself. Thank you Mitch. Say hello to Gertrude."
  • (Tommy) "What?"
  • (Rosie O'Donnell) "No mater how perfect the nipple, how supple the thigh, unless there is some other s*** going on in the relationship, besides the physical, it's going to get old, ok? And you guys, as a gender, have got to get a grip. Otherwise, the future of the human race is in jeopardy."
  • (Willie Conway) "What was that?"
  • (Tommy) "I don't know, but a great ass."
  • (Willie Conway) "Nice tits. Come on let's go."

Sam Robards as Kev

  • (Sam Robards) "Stay cool, man. Stay cool forever."
  • (Sam Robards) "No Sambuca today, Darian?"
  • (Lauren Holly) "It's five o'clock in the morning."
  • (Sam Robards) "Does that make it too early or too late?"

Annabeth Gish as Tracy

  • (Willie Conway) "Wait, wait, wait. This is so weird."
  • (Annabeth Gish) "You've never had sex in here before?"
  • (Willie Conway) "Not with another person."
  • (Annabeth Gish) "I don't think you should take that job. Piano players are sexy, salesmen are uncles."
  • (Annabeth Gish) "You look awful."
  • (Willie Conway) "I've been drunk for two weeks."

Mira Sorvino as Sharon

  • (Mira Sorvino) "How can I get to you when the high point of your life was high school? You were king of the hill then."

Martha Plimpton as Jan

  • (Martha Plimpton) "This is the desperate act of a desperate man; only when faced with losing me do you decide you want to spend the rest of your life with me."
  • (Michael Rapaport) "So, what's wrong with that? I didn't like the alternative. I mean that's how one usually comes to a decision anyway, right?"
  • (Martha Plimpton) "Wrong again, Paul. One comes to a decision based on what one wants, not based on what one doesn't want. Got it?"
  • (Martha Plimpton) "I don't appreciate you burying my driveway every time it snows like some drooling, obsessed lunatic."
  • (Michael Rapaport) "OK, that's fair."

Pruitt Taylor Vince as Stinky

  • (Pruitt Taylor Vince) "Do you see her face? Girls like that are born with a boyfriend."

Noah Emmerich as Michael 'Mo' Morris

  • (Willie Conway) "I just want something beautiful, Mo."
  • (Noah Emmerich) "We all want something beautiful, Willie."

Lauren Holly as Darian

  • (Lauren Holly) "You can slip into something more comfortable."
  • (Tommy) "Like what?"
  • (Lauren Holly) "Like me."

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