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Beauty Shop Quotes

Beauty Shop is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Beauty Shop completed its run in 1970.

It features David Hoberman; Robert Teitel; George Tillman, Jr.; Queen Latifah, and Shakim Compere as producer, Christopher Young in charge of musical score, and Theo van de Sande as head of cinematography.

Beauty Shop is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Beauty Shop is 105 minutes long. Beauty Shop is distributed by MGM Distribution Co..

The cast includes: Golden Brooks as Chanel, Bryce Wilson as James, Sherri Shepherd as Ida, Joyful Drake as Mercedes, Tawny Dahl as Porsche, Alicia Silverstone as Lynn, Queen Latifah as Gina Norris, Della Reese as Mrs. Towner, Kevin Bacon as Jorge, Lil' JJ as Willie, Mena Suvari as Joanne, Paige Hurd as Vanessa, Keshia Knight Pulliam as Darnelle, Laura Hayes as Paulette, Andie MacDowell as Terri, and Alfre Woodard as Ms. Josephine.

Beauty Shop Quotes

Kevin Bacon as Jorge

  • (Kevin Bacon) "You are going to fall flat on your ass."
  • (Queen Latifah) "Well, I've got some cushion. Wanna kiss it? I didn't think so."

Alicia Silverstone as Lynn

  • (Alicia Silverstone) "Well, how about when you're making mad, passionate love and he reaches his climax, and that one tear rolls down his face like Denzel Washington in "Glory?""
  • (Queen Latifah) "Then you got him whipped."
  • (Sherri Shepherd) "She had to say Denzel -- she couldn'ta said Brad Pitt. Hell, she coulda said Bozo the Clown."

Golden Brooks as Chanel

  • (Golden Brooks) "I think what my girl said is that she wants you and your little tetherball titties to leave her man alone."
  • (Golden Brooks) "I know Botox Barbie didn't just call me ignorant."

Paige Hurd as Vanessa

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Queen Latifah as Gina Norris

  • (Queen Latifah) "What's with the Kmart thing, huh? Is it cuz I'm black? IS IT CUZ I'M BLACK?"
  • (Queen Latifah) "Vanessa, do these pants make my butt look big?"
  • (Paige Hurd) "Yeah, they do."
  • (Queen Latifah) "Good."

Joyful Drake as Mercedes

  • (Joyful Drake) "You tryin' to do a little too much around here, OK? You ain't trying to lighten up the place, you's trying to whiten up the place. So here's what I'm gonna do, Gina. I'm gonna let you and little miss Blue Ridge here have the shop. Do your thing, go on girl, do your thing because I can't be a part of this, OK. Porsche, are you rollin'?"
  • (Tawny Dahl) "Yeah, I ain't gonna be able to do it either."
  • (Alicia Silverstone) "Gina, I didn't mean to run them out."
  • (Queen Latifah) "Don't worry about it, better we get rid of the bad apples now. Besides, them girls got too much attitude; I was ready to snap the s*** out of one of them."
  • (Queen Latifah) "Alright, anybody else leavin'? Because this white bitch is staying."

Della Reese as Mrs. Towner

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Andie MacDowell as Terri

  • (Andie MacDowell) "Hey Gina, is that monkeyfish, catbread lady going to be here today?"

Sherri Shepherd as Ida

  • (Sherri Shepherd) "See now if a plane crashed, we could eat for days."

Laura Hayes as Paulette

  • (Laura Hayes) "I swear, it's more trouble havin' her than makin' her. See your father-in-law had a crooked one. I had to walk around the corner just to get on it."

Lil' JJ as Willie

  • (Lil' JJ) "You just got knocked out, and I got it on film, and I'm sellin' it in da Hood for 14.99"

Mena Suvari as Joanne

  • (Mena Suvari) "Because statements like that just personify your ignorance as it pertains to the topic of beauty."

Bryce Wilson as James

  • (Bryce Wilson) "Don't shake that baby loose."
  • (Queen Latifah) "Yeah, we'll get hit with indecency charges up in here."

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