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Beavis and Butt-Head Do America Quotes

Beavis and Butt-Head Do America is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Beavis and Butt-Head Do America ended its run in 1970.

It features Mike Judge, and Abby Terkuhle as producer, John Frizzell (composer) in charge of musical score, and David J. Miller as head of cinematography.

Beavis and Butt-Head Do America is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Beavis and Butt-Head Do America is 81 minutes long. Beavis and Butt-Head Do America is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Bruce Willis as Muddy Grimmes, Greg Kinnear as Agent Bork, Robert Stack as Agent Fleming, Dale Reeves as Bill Clinton, Demi Moore as Dallas Grimmes, Kristofor Brown as Man, Robert Stack as ATF Agent, Bruce Willis as Muddy, Robert Stack as Agent Flemming, and Robert Stack as FBI Agent.

Beavis and Butt-Head Do America Quotes

Robert Stack as Agent Fleming

  • (Robert Stack) "Agent Hurly, I want you to give this scumbag a cavity search. I'm talking Roto-Rooter. Don't stop until you reach the back of his teeth."
  • (Tom Anderson) "Something wrong, officer?"
  • (Robert Stack) "Sir, we're looking for these two fugitives."
  • (Tom Anderson) "Well, I'll be danged. That's them two kids that have been whacking in my camper."
  • (Robert Stack) "You saw these two?"
  • (Tom Anderson) "I sure did. Boy, I've never seen two kids do so much damned whacking."
  • (Robert Stack) "This is post 9, I have positive ID."
  • (Tom Anderson) "Boy, they're just like a couple of little old spidermonkeys, I tell ya."
  • (Robert Stack) "Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you and your wife to step out of the vehicle."
  • (Tom Anderson) "Well, now, wait a minute, me and the Mrs. here are on our way to Washington DC."
  • (Robert Stack) "Now."
  • (David VanDriessen) "I assume you're a government agent. I would think you'd know there's something in this country called due process, okay?"
  • (Robert Stack) "That's about the kind of talk I'd expect from the guy who taught these two. Take this scum away."
  • (David VanDriessen) "I believe I'm supposed to be read my Miranda rights. Now, if --"
  • (Tom Anderson) "Boy, I tell you what, it really makes ya proud. I could stay in here all day."
  • (Robert Stack) "Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave."
  • (Robert Stack) "Give us the unit."
  • (Beavis) "Why does everybody want to see my schlong?"
  • (Robert Stack) "Well, I'll be a monkey's bare-assed uncle."

Demi Moore as Dallas Grimmes

  • (Demi Moore) "Alright who are you? CIA? FBI? ATF?"
  • (Beavis) "Hey Butthead it's her."
  • (Butt-head) "Whoa. Uh, huh huh hey baby are we like, going to do it? Uh,huh,huh huh,"
  • (Demi Moore) "You got two seconds."
  • (Butt-head) "Uh, is that going to be enough time?"
  • (Demi Moore) "Who sent you?"
  • (Butt-head) "Uh, this drunk dude, he said he was going to pay us to do you"
  • (Beavis) "Yeah, yeah, heh, heh, yeah."
  • (Demi Moore) "Muddy, son of a bitch."
  • (Demi Moore) "10 grand?"
  • (Demi Moore) "Oh, that cheap ass. All right, I've got a better deal for you. I'll double it. I'll pay you 20 if you go back there and do him."
  • (Butt-head) "You want us to do a guy? No way."
  • (Beavis) "I don't know, Butt-Head. That is a lot of money. Maybe if we close our eyes and pretend he's a chick."

Bruce Willis as Muddy Grimmes

  • (Bruce Willis) "Here she is, boys. Her name's Dallas. She ain't as sweet as she looks. She stole everything from me. You gotta watch out, 'cause she'll do you twice as fast as you'd do her."
  • (Butt-head) "Whoa. Uh huh huh huh. Cool."
  • (Bruce Willis) "Man, Earl said you guys were young, but, jeez. Oh, well. As long as you can get the job done. What are your names?"
  • (Butt-head) "Uh, Butt-head."
  • (Beavis) "Oh, I'm Beavis."
  • (Bruce Willis) "Well, that's all right. I'd rather not know your real names, anyway. Mine's Muddy."
  • (Bruce Willis) "You guys are late."
  • (Butt-head) "Really? Did we miss Baywatch?"
  • (Bruce Willis) "I'll pay you 10 grand plus expenses, all payable after you do her."
  • (Butt-head) "Uh, do her?"
  • (Bruce Willis) "That's right, do her. I'm offering you $10,000 plus expenses to do my wife. We got a deal?"
  • (Beavis) "Actually, we just want to watch TV."
  • (Butt-head) "Shut up, Beavis. Uh -- Yeah, we'll do your wife."
  • (Beavis) "No. I wanna watch TV."
  • (Butt-head) "Damn it, Beavis, you butt-munch. This guy wants us to score with his wife, and he's gonna pay us. We can buy a new TV."
  • (Bruce Willis) "You got any last words before I kill you?"
  • (Butt-head) "I have a couple. Butt cheeks."
  • (Beavis) "Yeah, yeah. And, uh, and boobs. I just wanna say that again. Boobs."
  • (Bruce Willis) "I'm gonna blow you both to hell, that's what I'm gonna do."
  • (Butt-head) "Cool."

Greg Kinnear as Agent Bork

  • (Greg Kinnear) "Chief, you know that guy whose camper they were whacking off in?"
  • (Robert Stack) "Bork, you're a Federal Agent. You represent the United States government. Never end a sentence with a preposition."
  • (Greg Kinnear) "Oh, uh -- You know that guy in whose camper they -- I mean, that guy off in whose camper they were whacking?"

Dale Reeves as Bill Clinton

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Kristofor Brown as Man

  • (Kristofor Brown) "I'm sorry. How many Hail Marys?"
  • (Beavis) "A thousand. And I want you to hit yourself, right now."
  • (Kristofor Brown) "Um, now?"
  • (Beavis) "Yeah. Do it."
  • (Beavis) "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Harder."

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