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Bee Movie Quotes

Bee Movie is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Bee Movie ended in 1970.

It features Jerry Seinfeld, Christina Steinberg, and Cameron Stevning as producer, and Rupert Gregson-Williams in charge of musical score.

Bee Movie is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Bee Movie is 91 minutes long. Bee Movie is distributed by Paramount Picturesefn name=distributed by and In July 2014, the film's distribution rights were purchased by DreamWorks Animation from Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Jerry Seinfeld as Barry B. Benson, Renée Zellweger as Vanessa, Jim Cummings as Title Narrator, Michael Richards as Cow, Chris Rock as Mooseblood, Matthew Broderick as Adam Flayman, Patrick Warburton as Ken, Chuck Martin as Andy, Larry King as Bee Larry King, Megan Mullally as Trudy, Barry Levinson as Martin Benson, John Goodman as Layton T. Montgomery, Kathy Bates as Janet Benson, Larry King as Bees, Michael Richards as Bud Ditchwater, and Rip Torn as Lou Lo Duca.

Bee Movie Quotes

Jerry Seinfeld as Barry B. Benson

  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "You know, there is a Larry King in the real world."
  • (Larry King) "It's a common name."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "He has suspenders, a desk, a TV show, different color lights behind him, and a marquee at the bottom of the screen saying what was just said even though you just heard him."
  • (Jock #2) "We're going 0900 J-Gate, what do think fuzzy boy, are you Bee enough?"
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "That depends, on what 0900 means?"
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "He's no goodfella, He's a BADfella."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "Tivo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "What, you don't have anything like that?"
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "We have "Hivo", But it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "This sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "How about a suicide pact?"
  • (Renée Zellweger) "How do we do it?"
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "I'll sting you, you step on me."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "That just kills you twice."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as nothing more than a vicious, smelly, ill-tempered, big-headed stink machine. I believe we all know what they do in the woods."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "Larry, bees have never afraid to change the world. I mean, what about Bee Columbus, Bee Ghandi, Bee-Jesus?"
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "-- when he finally gets there, he runs up the steps, into the church, the wedding is on and he says "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatamelan, why would I marry a watermelon?" ha ha ha"
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Oh. is that uh, a bee joke?"
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "Ya like jazz?"
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "Mister Sting, thank you for coming. Your name intrigues me, I must say. Where have I heard that name before?"
  • (Sting) "I was in a very popular band called The Police."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "And yet you've never been a police officer of any kind, have you?"
  • (Sting) "No, I haven't."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "No, you haven't. And so you see, this is just another example of bee culture being casually stolen for nothing more than a prance-about stage name."
  • (Sting) "Oh, please."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I feel stung, Sting -- or should I say, Gordon M. Sumner?"
  • (John Goodman) "That's not his real name? You idiots."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "Quite a lot of pomp, under the circumstances."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "Yellow-black, yellow-black, yellow-black, yellow-black -- Oh, black and yellow. Yeah, let's shake it up a little."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "Three days of grade school, three days of high school --"
  • (Matthew Broderick) "Those were tough days."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "-- three days of college, I'm glad I took a day off in the middle to hitchhike around the hive."
  • (Matthew Broderick) "You did come back different."
  • (Little Girl) "Hi, bee."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "Hi."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine?"
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Funny, I just can't seem to recall that."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "This is your queen? That's a guy in women's clothes. That's a drag queen."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning?"
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "Look at these faces. They never knew what hit them and now they're on the road to nowhere."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "What is that?"
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Italian Vogue."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "Mamma mia. That's a lot of pages."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "It's a lot of ads."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "Listen everyone. This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means this is our last chance. We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers, and dress like this. If we're going to survive as a species, this is our moment. So what do you all say? Are we going to be bees, or just Museum of Natural History key chains?"
  • (Larry King) "We're bees."
  • (Unnamed) "Keychain."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "Then follow me. Except keychain."

Renée Zellweger as Vanessa

  • (Renée Zellweger) "Kenneth. What are you doing?"
  • (Patrick Warburton) "You know, I don't even like honey. I don't eat it."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "We need to talk."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "He's just a little bee, and he happens to be the nicest I've met in a long time."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Long time? What are you talking about? Are there other bugs in you life?"
  • (Renée Zellweger) "No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Fine. Talking bees, No yogurt night -- My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional rollarcoaster."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Goodbye, Ken."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners MADE BY MAN."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "I'm sorry"
  • (Patrick Warburton) "I know it's got an aftertaste. I like it."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Ken, Barry was looking at your résumé and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks is not really a special skill."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "It's not a tone, I'm PANICKING."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "How did you learn to do that?"
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "Do what?"
  • (Renée Zellweger) "That, that -- the talking thing?"
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "Same way you did, I guess. Mama, dada, honey, you pick it up."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "My only interest is flowers."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "You know, our last queen was elected with that very slogan."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "What happened here?"
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "I tried talking to these guys, and then there was a dustbuster, a toupee and a liferaft exploded -- now one's bald, one's in a boat, and they're both unconscious."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Is that another bee joke?"
  • (Renée Zellweger) "It turns out I can not fly a plane."

Kathy Bates as Janet Benson

  • (Kathy Bates) "No flying in the house."

Michael Richards as Cow

  • (Michael Richards) "Am I coo-coo-kachoo, or is that plane flying in an insect-like pattern?"
  • (Michael Richards) "He is a lawyer, too?"
  • (Chris Rock) "Ma'am, I was already a bloodsucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase."
  • (Michael Richards) "Milk, cream, it's all me, and I don't see a nickel."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "Uh-huh. Uh-huh."
  • (Michael Richards) "Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "I had no idea."

Barry Levinson as Martin Benson

  • (Barry Levinson) "We're very proud of you son and a perfect report card; all B's."
  • (Barry Levinson) "Wave to us. We'll be in row 118,000."

Megan Mullally as Trudy

  • (Megan Mullally) "And you'll be happy to know that bees as a species haven't had a day off in 27 billion years. Whew."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "So you'll just work us to death?"
  • (Megan Mullally) "We'll sure try."

Patrick Warburton as Ken

  • (Patrick Warburton) "Stand back. These are winter boots."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "UGH. THAT BEE IS LIVING MY LIFE."
  • (Chuck Martin) "Let it go, Kenny."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "WHEN WILL THIS NIGHTMARE END?"
  • (Chuck Martin) "Let it all go."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Well, well, well, a royal flush."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "You're bluffing."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Am I?"
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "Surf's up, dude."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Ew. Poo water."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "WHY IS YOGURT NIGHT SO DIFFICULT?"
  • (Patrick Warburton) "I tried to call but, the battery --"
  • (Patrick Warburton) "BEE."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Honey, her backhand's a joke. I'm not gonna take advantage of that?"
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Why is yogurt night so hard?"
  • (Patrick Warburton) "I'm not scared of him but it's just the allergic thing."
  • (Chuck Martin) "Hey, buddy, put that on your résumé brochure."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "It's not funny, my whole face could puff up."
  • (Chuck Martin) "Make it one of your special skills."
  • (Patrick Warburton) "Yeah? Knocking someone out is also a special skill."

Matthew Broderick as Adam Flayman

  • (Matthew Broderick) "What do you thing the humans will do to us if we lose?"
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "I don't know, Adam."
  • (Matthew Broderick) "I hear they put roaches in motels."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "Adam, they check in, but they never check out."
  • (Matthew Broderick) "He's dating a human florist."
  • (Kathy Bates) "GASP"
  • (Matthew Broderick) "And they makeout."
  • (Kathy Bates) "Barry --"
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "We do not makeout."
  • (Matthew Broderick) "You wish you could."
  • (Matthew Broderick) "What do you think he makes?"
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "Not enough."
  • (Matthew Broderick) "You met someone? Was she beeish? Not a wasp. Your parents will kill you. Is she a cicada?"
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "Nah."
  • (Matthew Broderick) "Is it a spider?"
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "You know, I've never been attracted to spiders. I know they're the hottest thing around, with the eight legs, but I just can't get past that face."
  • (Matthew Broderick) "This is over."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "Eat this."
  • (Matthew Broderick) "This is not over. What was that?"
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "They call it a crumb."
  • (Matthew Broderick) "That's so stingin' stripey."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "And that's not even what they eat. That just falls off what they eat."
  • (Matthew Broderick) "Wow. She looked hot."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "She's my cousin."
  • (Matthew Broderick) "She is?"
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "Yes, we're all cousins."

Chris Rock as Mooseblood

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John Goodman as Layton T. Montgomery

  • (John Goodman) "Talking bee-ah. How do we know this isn't some kind of holographic, motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams. Robotics. Ventriloquism. Clones. For all we know, he could be on steroids."
  • (John Goodman) "Will some angel of mercy come crawl to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks?"
  • (John Goodman) "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. She believed it's our divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature that God has provided us. If we were to live in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, think of what it would mean. Why, I'd have to negotiate with the silkworms for the elastic in my britches."

Jim Cummings as Title Narrator

  • (Jim Cummings) "According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible."

Rip Torn as Lou Lo Duca

  • (Rip Torn) "As always watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also I got a couple reports of Root Beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, just babbling like a cicada."

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