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Beer Bad Quotes

Beer Bad is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Beer Bad stopped airing in 1970.

Beer Bad Quotes

  • (Xander) "Giles, don't make cave-slayer unhappy."
  • (Oz) "Hey, you got a table."
  • (Willow Rosenberg) "I had to kill a man."
  • (Oz) "Well, it's a really good table."
  • (Xander) "Ooh, then unload 'em right here, baby. Rough day? You wanna talk about it?"
  • (Xander) "Shutting up now."
  • (Willow Rosenberg) "I'm pregnant by my stepbrother who'd rather be with my best friend. And he's left me with no place to live. No food except for this bottle of Wild Turkey which I drank all up."
  • (Willow Rosenberg) "That was me being tanked and friendless for ya."
  • (Xander) "Gets my Oscar nod."
  • (Buffy) "Want beer. Like beer. Beer good."
  • (Xander) "Beer bad. Bad, bad beer."
  • (Xander) "I'm the new bartender over at the pub. Got my lighter, my rag, my empathy face."
  • (Willow Rosenberg) "Aren't you too young to be a bartender?"
  • (Xander) "Au contraire, mon frère."
  • (Buffy) "Mon frère means brother."
  • (Xander) "Mon girl-frère. Behold."
  • (Willow Rosenberg) "I don't believe this is entirely on the up and up."
  • (Xander) "What gives it away?"
  • (Willow Rosenberg) "Looking at it."
  • (Xander) "Well, no one's gonna see it anyway. Now I'm the bartender. I kick people out."
  • (Buffy) "Boy smell nice."
  • (Buffy) "Want people. Where people go?"
  • (Buffy) "Buffy want beer."
  • (Xander) "And was there a lesson in all this, huh? What did we learn about beer?"
  • (Buffy) "Foamy."
  • (Xander) "Good. Just as long as that's clear."
  • (Willow Rosenberg) "Buffy, that is my best friend, you need to think about not Parker. He's no good. There are men, better men, wherein the mind is stronger than the penis."
  • (Xander) "Pfft."
  • (Xander) "Nothing can defeat the penis."
  • (Xander) "Too loud. Very unseemly."
  • (Buffy) "I went to see Xander. Then I saw Parker. Then came -- beer."
  • (Willow Rosenberg) "Then group sex?"
  • (Buffy) "Pfft. Gutter-face, no. Just lots and lots of beer."
  • (Rupert Giles) "I can't believe you served Buffy that beer."
  • (Xander) "I didn't know it was evil."
  • (Rupert Giles) "You knew it was beer."
  • (Xander) "Well, excuse me, Mister "I Spent the Sixties in an Electric Kool-Aid Funky Satan Groove.""
  • (Rupert Giles) "It was the early seventies and you should know better."

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