Ben Franklin (The Office) Quotes

Ben Franklin (The Office) is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Ben Franklin completed its run in 1970.

Ben Franklin (The Office) Quotes

• (Michael Scott) "And remember, no matter what, I will always love you."
• (Dwight Schrute) "What if he's a murderer?"
• (Michael Scott) "He's not going to be a murderer."
• (Dwight Schrute) "Maybe that's how you die?"

• (Michael Scott) "So I am instituting prima nocta."
• (Jim Halpert) "Prima nocta, I believe, from the movie "Braveheart" and confirmed on Wikipedia, is when the king got to deflower every new bride on her wedding night. So --"
• (Michael Scott) "I'm sorry. I had a very different understanding as to what prima nocta meant."

• (Ryan Howard) "Is it the same grill you grilled your foot on?"
• (Michael Scott) "No. Yes, but I got all the foot off of it."
• (Ryan Howard) "Oh, gross."

• (Michael Scott) "Guys. Beef, it's what's for dinner. Who wants some man meat?"
• (Dwight Schrute) "I do. I want some man meat."
• (Jim Halpert) "Michael, Dwight would like your man meat."

• (Elizabeth the Stripper) "Oh, my God, I would get so fat if I worked here."
• (Pam Beesly) "Yeah? I lose my appetite all the time."

• (Michael Scott) "Stripper? Could I ask you a question about women? Should I tell my girlfriend that you danced up on me?"
• (Elizabeth the Stripper) ""Secrets, secrets are no fun. Secrets, secrets hurt someone.""

• (Dwight Schrute) "I don't care what Jim says. That is not the real Ben Franklin. I'm 99% sure."

• (Jim Halpert) "Michael referred me to a male strip club called Banana Slings. Instead, I called the Scholastic Speakers of Pennsylvania."

• (Angela Martin) "Under no circumstances should a man strip off his clothes in this office."
• (Meredith Palmer) "Shut up, Angela."

• (Michael Scott) "Wow. Ben Franklin, you're really kind of a sleazebag."

• (Michael Scott) "Hello. You wearing a thong?"

• (Michael Scott) "Sort of a guys' night out. A G.N.O., if you will. A gno. Actually, it's more of a guys' afternoon in. A G.A.I. A gay."
• (Michael Scott) "Not -- Not -- It's not gay. It's just a -- It's a bridal shower for guys. A guy shower. An hour-long shower with guys."

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