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Bend It Like Beckham Quotes

Bend It Like Beckham is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Bend It Like Beckham stopped airing in 1970.

It features Craig Pruess in charge of musical score, and Jong Lin as head of cinematography.

Bend It Like Beckham is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom, and Germany. Each episode of Bend It Like Beckham is 112 minutes long. Bend It Like Beckham is distributed by Redbus Film Distribution, and Highlight Film.

The cast includes: Nina Wadia as Wedding Guest, Jonathan Rhys Meyers as Joe, Parminder Nagra as Jess, Ameet Chana as Tony, Keira Knightley as Jules, Juliet Stevenson as Paula, and Frank Harper as Alan Paxton.

Bend It Like Beckham Quotes

Jonathan Rhys Meyers as Joe

  • (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) "Can't keep losing all my best players to the Yanks now can I?"
  • (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) "Look, I can't let you go without knowing."
  • (Parminder Nagra) "What?"
  • (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) "That even with the distance, and it concerns your family, we might still have something. Don't you think?"
  • (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) "Your mum's a barrel of laughs compared to my dad."
  • (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) "Maybe after they train you up I'll sign you; if I can afford you."
  • (Parminder Nagra) "Yeah you wish."
  • (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) "You're lucky -- to have a family that cares that much about you. I can understand you don't want to mess with it."
  • (Parminder Nagra) "Joe --"
  • (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) "And I don't fancy being busted by your dad again. You better get back."
  • (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) "Where do you normally play?"
  • (Parminder Nagra) "In the park."
  • (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) "No -- I meant what position?"

Keira Knightley as Jules

  • (Keira Knightley) "How are you?"
  • (Parminder Nagra) "I'm really in the s*** now."
  • (Keira Knightley) "We need you come to the Grand Final."
  • (Parminder Nagra) "I can't."
  • (Keira Knightley) "You have to come."
  • (Parminder Nagra) "No, I can't."
  • (Parminder Nagra) "It's the same day as my sister's wedding."
  • (Keira Knightley) "Aw, s***."
  • (Parminder Nagra) "Jess can't come on the 25th. It's the same day as her sister's wedding."
  • (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) "s***."
  • (Keira Knightley) "You bitch."
  • (Keira Knightley) "Me and Jess were fighting because we both fancy our coach -- Joe."
  • (Juliet Stevenson) "Joe, a man, Joe?"
  • (Keira Knightley) "Yeah, as in male, Joe. Joe, our coach, Joe, man, Joe."
  • (Keira Knightley) "Jess, it's Becks."

Parminder Nagra as Jess

  • (Parminder Nagra) "I didn't ask to be good at football, Gura Nanak must have blessed me."
  • (Parminder Nagra) "I was eight. My mum was working overtime at Heathrow. And I was trying to cook beans on toast. And I jumped up to the grill to get the toast. And my trousers caught light so my sister put me in the bath, poured cold water over me and pulled them off. And half my skin came off too."
  • (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) "Sorry."
  • (Parminder Nagra) "I know; it put me off beans on toast for life."
  • (Parminder Nagra) "Why are you doing this to me, Joe? Every time I talk myself out of it, you come around and make it sound so easy."
  • (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) "I guess I don't want to give up on you."
  • (Parminder Nagra) "Joe. I'm going. They said I could go."
  • (Unnamed) "Oi, oi, oi."
  • (Parminder Nagra) "I'm sorry, I forgot."
  • (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) "That's okay now. I'm not your coach anymore. We can do what we want."
  • (Parminder Nagra) "Joe --"
  • (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) "Your dad's not here is he?"
  • (Parminder Nagra) "I'm sorry Joe. I can't."
  • (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) "I thought you wanted --"
  • (Parminder Nagra) "Letting me go to America is a really big step for my mum and dad. I don't know how they'd survive if I told them about you too."
  • (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) "I guess there's not much point with you going to America anyway. Is there?"
  • (Parminder Nagra) "I'm sorry I missed that penalty, coach."
  • (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) "It's okay, losing to the Jerries on penalties comes natural to you English. You're part of tradition now."
  • (Mrs. Bhamra) "Your sister's getting engaged and you're sitting here watching this skinhead boy."
  • (Parminder Nagra) "Mum, it's Beckham's corner."
  • (Hounslow Harrier) "Wimp."
  • (Parminder Nagra) "I'm better than you."
  • (Hounslow Harrier) "Ooooooooooh. Bitch."
  • (Parminder Nagra) "Me? Kissing? A boy? You're mad. You're all bloody mad."
  • (Parminder Nagra) "Anyone can cook aloo gobi, but who can bend a ball like Beckham?"

Juliet Stevenson as Paula

  • (Juliet Stevenson) "Don't tell me. The offside rule is when the French mustard has to be between the teriyaki sauce and the sea salt."
  • (Juliet Stevenson) "All I'm saying is, there's a reason why Sporty Spice is the only one without a fella."
  • (Juliet Stevenson) "When are you going to realize you have a daughter, with breasts, not a son."
  • (Juliet Stevenson) "That's why she's been so depressed lately cos' that Jess broke her heart. She's in love. With a girl."
  • (Frank Harper) "You're jumping to all the wrong conclusions"
  • (Juliet Stevenson) "But I heard her. No wonder she never looked twice at the Kevin or brought any boys home. I tried to get her nice clothes, you know we've had some lovely prints in this summer you know in swimwear and sarongs and that. She never wants to go shopping with me. It was terrible what they did to that George Michael going on about him and his private business in the papers like that. Oh No."
  • (Frank Harper) "George Michael is still a superstar and you still listen to Wham."
  • (Juliet Stevenson) "You know Jesminder, I cooked a lovely curry the other day."
  • (Juliet Stevenson) "When will you realise you have a daughter with breasts not a son"

Nina Wadia as Wedding Guest

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Ameet Chana as Tony

  • (Ameet Chana) "Look, Jessie. You can't plan who you fall for. It just happens. I mean, look at -- Posh and Becks."
  • (Parminder Nagra) "Well, Beckham's the best."
  • (Ameet Chana) "Yeah. I really like Beckham too."
  • (Parminder Nagra) "Well of course you do. No one can cross a ball or bend it like Beckham"
  • (Ameet Chana) "No, Jess. I really like Beckham."
  • (Parminder Nagra) "What? You mean --"
  • (Parminder Nagra) "But you're Indian."

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