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Benefits (How I Met Your Mother) Quotes

Benefits (How I Met Your Mother) is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Benefits ended its run in 1970.

Benefits (How I Met Your Mother) Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "So I tell her, Gwendoline, every international conflict is due to unresolved sexual tension."
  • (Unnamed) "Every single international conflict?"
  • (Unnamed) "That's right."
  • (Unnamed) "The situation in the Middle East?"
  • (Unnamed) "Gaza strippers. Next."
  • (Unnamed) "Apartheid?"
  • (Unnamed) "Apart tights. What else you got?"
  • (Unnamed) "Cold War?"
  • (Unnamed) "Mrs. Gorbachev, take down those pants."
  • (Unnamed) "Haven't you tried not reading a magazine while "reading a magazine"?"
  • (Unnamed) "You have to read a magazine. That's why there are magazines."
  • (Unnamed) "Otherwise, it's just a waste of our time."
  • (Unnamed) "That looks good. I'll have some of that."
  • (Unnamed) "Sorry. No milk."
  • (Unnamed) "But I just saw a carton of milk in the fridge yesterday."
  • (Unnamed) "It's empty."
  • (Unnamed) "Then throw it away."
  • (Unnamed) "Can't. Trashcan's full."
  • (Unnamed) "So empty the trash."
  • (Unnamed) "I would, but I'm eating cereal."
  • (Unnamed) "By the way, our little arrangement is off."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, that's awes -- ful."
  • (Unnamed) "What?"
  • (Unnamed) "That's awesful."
  • (Unnamed) "Last night, I did it while returning a bunch of phone calls."
  • (Unnamed) "I knew you didn't get a rowing machine."

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