Bernard and the Genie Quotes

Bernard and the Genie is a Comedy-drama; Fantasy film; Supernatural fiction that debuted in 1991 . Bernard and the Genie completed its run in 1970.

Bernard and the Genie aired for 1 episodes. It features Jacinta Peel, and Peter Fincham; Mary Francis as producer, Howard Goodall as theme composer, and Roger Pratt as head of cinematography.

Bernard and the Genie is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Bernard and the Genie is 67 minutes long. Bernard and the Genie is distributed by BBC.

The cast includes: Rowan Atkinson as Charles Pinkworth, Denis Lill as Frank Kepple, Alan Cumming as Bernard Bottle, and Janet Henfrey as Miss Purse.

Bernard and the Genie Quotes

Rowan Atkinson as Charles Pinkworth

• (Rowan Atkinson) "That's a good point, Bernard. That's a fully-fledged bastard of a good point."

• (Rowan Atkinson) "As you know, Mr. Bottle left us yesterday, and I've been worrying about it. Do either of you think I was a little harsh on him?"
• (Janet Henfrey) "Well sir -- I think perhaps you might -- have given him a warning --"
• (Rowan Atkinson) "Good, good. You're fired. I want you out of here immediately, you disastrously faded old crone. Exit ye, exit ye."

• (Rowan Atkinson) "Suddenly my gold fountainpen has gone missing. I am therefore yours in crayon."

Alan Cumming as Bernard Bottle

• (Unnamed) "One day I was in the Temple when they tried to turn it into a supermarket; Jesus went in there and kicked ass."
• (Alan Cumming) "Like Arnold Schwarzenegger."
• (Unnamed) "Yes, but with smaller pectorals."

• (Alan Cumming) "But now, I'm as happy as Michelle Pfeiffer's underpants."

• (Alan Cumming) "So all I have to do is wish?"
• (Unnamed) "As far as I know; the training for this stupid job is practically nonexistent."

Denis Lill as Frank Kepple

• (Denis Lill) "If you ever need anything, you just call and I'll be up there faster than a poker up a pervert."

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