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Best Friends Forever (South Park) Quotes

Best Friends Forever (South Park) is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Best Friends Forever stopped airing in 1970.

Best Friends Forever (South Park) Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Yes."
  • (Unnamed) "Woohoo. I did it. I reached level s --"
  • (Driver) "Oh yeah, level 4, sweet."
  • (Unnamed) "Don't kill Kenny."
  • (Crowd) "You bastards."
  • (Unnamed) "Don't kill Kenny."
  • (Crowd) "You bastards."
  • (Uriel) "No. No, they're not killing him, they're letting him die."
  • (Skeeter) "You bureaucrats have no right to play God and take that tube out."
  • (Gabriel) "No, no, you see, they were playing God when they put the feeding tube in."
  • (Unnamed) "Kenny?"
  • (Unnamed) "Kenny. You're alive."
  • (Unnamed) "Dude, how'd you do that?"
  • (Doctor) "He can't respond to you, boys. Being dead for that long caused a severe damage to his brain."
  • (Unnamed) "Well -- well, then he's not alive."
  • (Unnamed) "He's alive. He smiles when I talk to him, I think --"
  • (Unnamed) "That's not Kenny. Kenny sniffs paint and sets things on fire. Here, look."
  • (Unnamed) "Kenny, Kenny, look. Want a dollar?"
  • (Unnamed) "I don't know if it's right to keep Kenny alive on that machine. I just -- I don't know what he would want."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, the lawyer lost that page."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, I just remembered. Kenny told me this one time, that he wouldn't wanna be kept alive by a feeding tube."
  • (Unnamed) "He did? When?"
  • (Unnamed) "Um, it was, um, this one time --"
  • (Unnamed) "He did not say that. You just want him dead so you can have his stupid PSP."
  • (Unnamed) "Stupid? PSP is stupid? Did you all hear that? -- Uh, I mean -- I mean, this isn't about the PSP, Kyle. This is about my friend and his wishes. And Kenny said he didn't want to live like this."
  • (Unnamed) "He did not."
  • (Unnamed) "Did so."
  • (Unnamed) "Did not."
  • (Unnamed) "Fine. We'll see about this, you freakin' Jew. I'm gonna get that feeding tube removed if I have to go all the way to the Supreme Court."
  • (George W. Bush) "We Republicans are deeply saddened by the tragic events in Colorado."
  • (Kevin the Hooded Figure) "Removing the feeding tube is murder. hiss"
  • (George W. Bush) "Removing the feeding tube is murder."
  • (Kevin the Hooded Figure) "Who are we to decide if Kenny should live or die? hiss"
  • (George W. Bush) "Who are we to decide if Kenny should live or die?"
  • (Kevin the Hooded Figure) "It is God's will that he live. hiss"
  • (George W. Bush) "It is God's will that he live."
  • (George W. Bush) "Hughughughughughughug --"
  • (Kevin the Hooded Figure) "No, no, you don't say that part. hiss"
  • (George W. Bush) "No, no, you don't say that part, hughughughughug."

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