Beware the Gonzo Quotes

Beware the Gonzo is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Beware the Gonzo ended its run in 1970.

It features Craig Cohen as producer, Anthony Roman in charge of musical score, and Richard Rutkowski as head of cinematography.

Beware the Gonzo is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Beware the Gonzo is 94 minutes long. Beware the Gonzo is distributed by Tribeca Film Festival.

The cast includes: Ezra Miller as Eddie 'Gonzo' Gilman, Noah Fleiss as Ryan, Stefanie Hong as Ming Na, Zoe Kravitz as Evie Wallace, Griffin Newman as Horny Rob Becker, and Jesse McCartney as Gavin Reilly.

Beware the Gonzo Quotes

Jesse McCartney as Gavin Reilly

• (Jesse McCartney) "Well, you're probably gonna want photos with that, so meet me in the gym after school. I'll let you shoot me in my togs."

Stefanie Hong as Ming Na

• (Stefanie Hong) "Well, nobody even thinks I can speak English, so they blab their whole lives in front of me, like I'm not even frickin' there. Some of these girls you wouldn't believe. They act like they're so perfect, but I see every single flaw; ridiculous clothes and hideous hair; and they're just awful, terrible people. Spoiled two-faced backstabbers; those godless whores. It's all I can do not to vomit or scream in their faces. I just wanna, like, rip out their hair. Sometimes I take pictures of them with my cameraphone. It's my dream of showing the world the truth. I'd be funny to see them cry tears."

Griffin Newman as Horny Rob Becker

• (Griffin Newman) "Push play and you will see me communicating with God, with my body."

• (Griffin Newman) "Most people only see a block of stone. The artist sees the statue trapped inside."

• (Griffin Newman) "I think tonight it's finally going down."
• (Ezra Miller) "What?"
• (Griffin Newman) "Every man's fantasy. You know, what the French call eating for three."
• (Marlene) "Robbie --"
• (Unnamed) "Robbie --"
• (Griffin Newman) "All right, ladies."
• (Ezra Miller) "Sweet Jesus, no."
• (Griffin Newman) "Oh, yes. I'm pretty nervous, you know, because it's my first time, but -- I've put my camera in there. I set it up; so, I'm just gonna film myself doing it, and I can watch it later and see how I did."

Zoe Kravitz as Evie Wallace

• (Zoe Kravitz) "Gavin Riley is an evil son-of-a-bitch, and anything that will knock him down a peg; or even annoy him a little bit; I'd like to be a part of."
• (Ezra Miller) "Grab a seat."

• (Zoe Kravitz) "Say "I'm a nasty little liar and I deserved to be spanked." Say it."

Ezra Miller as Eddie 'Gonzo' Gilman

• (Ezra Miller) "In the past week, I blew my chance to go to college, I lost all my friends, and I almost ruined my parents' marriage. The one girl I ever cared about will probably never talk to me again. And I -- I also got my face kicked in, but -- after everything I've done, I probably got off easy."

• (Ezra Miller) "I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees. "Die on my feet, live on my knees." Hey, that's pretty good. Did I just make that up?"

• (Ezra Miller) "If this school's an ass, that's my foot."

• (Ezra Miller) "Gonzo Gilman with The Courier. What're your hopes and fears for the new year?"
• (Noah Fleiss) "I hoped that you'd get out of my face and, uh -- I fear that you will not."

• (Ezra Miller) "The double-thumbed gonzo fist, Hunter S. Thompson, and it really grabs the eye by the balls of the throat."

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