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Beyond the Valley of the Dolls Quotes

Beyond the Valley of the Dolls is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Beyond the Valley of the Dolls completed its run in 1970.

It features Russ Meyer as producer, Stu Phillips (composer) in charge of musical score, and Fred J. Koenekamp as head of cinematography.

Beyond the Valley of the Dolls is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Beyond the Valley of the Dolls is 109 minutes long. Beyond the Valley of the Dolls is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: John LaZar as Ronnie Barzell, Duncan McLeod as Porter Hall, Edy Williams as Ashley St. Ives, Marcia McBroom as Petronella Danforth, Dolly Martin as Kelly, Michael Blodgett as Lance Rocke, Phyllis Davis as Susan Lake, Dolly Martin as Kelly MacNamara, David Gurian as Harris Allsworth, and Cynthia Myers as Casey Anderson.

Beyond the Valley of the Dolls Quotes

Dolly Martin as Kelly

  • (Dolly Martin) "In a scene like this you get a contact-high."
  • (Dolly Martin) "Up yours, Ratso."
  • (Dolly Martin) "Why don't you lose your laundry, Porter?"
  • (Dolly Martin) "Come on, man. I doubt if you'd recognize a hippie. I'm a capitalist, baby. I work for my living, not suck off somebody else."

Cynthia Myers as Casey Anderson

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David Gurian as Harris Allsworth

  • (David Gurian) "Checkmate. I can't move."
  • (David Gurian) "I want it, I need it, I love it when a beautiful woman licks between my toes."

John LaZar as Ronnie (Z-Man) Barzell

  • (John LaZar) "You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance."
  • (John LaZar) "Observe in yon quiet corner: an island of tranquility in a sea of revelry. The languid Roxanne finds beauty, that delicate pinch of feminine spice, with which she oftens flavors her interludes. Ah, look there, Lance Rocke. Greek god and part-time actor. See how well he performs?"
  • (John LaZar) "His is a special talent. The golden hair, the bedroom eyes, the firm young body. These are the tools with which he plies his trade. All are available for a price --"
  • (John LaZar) "Z-Man? There is no Z-Man, varlet. And indeed, it's not a game we play. I am Superwoman."
  • (John LaZar) "Leave? No. You have not yet graced our gathering with a song. Come, my dear, I must present you to the faithful. Now."
  • (John LaZar) "And you, the infamous Ashley St. Ives, high priestess of carnality, what thou think of our fair minstrels?"
  • (John LaZar) "Glad to see my audience in such happy dalliance. Pray, let them joust in peace."
  • (John LaZar) "This is my happening and it freaks me out."

Edy Williams as Ashley St. Ives

  • (Edy Williams) "Step into my web said the spider, etcetera."
  • (Edy Williams) "Like Sigmund Freud said, take away the guilt and who'd ever wanna get laid?"
  • (David Gurian) "Then why don't ya lay Sigmund Freud?"

Marcia McBroom as Petronella Danforth

  • (Marcia McBroom) "C'mon, Casey. The principal's supposed to hit me with a coupla caps of acid."
  • (Marcia McBroom) "Emerson, but you were gonna study. You said you were going to study."

Phyllis Davis as Susan Lake

  • (Phyllis Davis) "I guess liquor's considered pretty square."
  • (Marcia McBroom) "Same as grass. Depends on how you use it."
  • (Phyllis Davis) "Porter, you have an unending capacity for counterfeit astonishment."

Duncan McLeod as Porter Hall

  • (Duncan McLeod) "She was living in a single room with three other individuals. One of them was a male, and the other two, well the other two were females. God only knows what they were up to in there -- and furthermore, Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoked marijuana cigarettes -- reefers."
  • (Duncan McLeod) "Now as your legal advisor, I wish you'd let me handle this in my own discreet way."
  • (Phyllis Davis) "I've already seen a display of your discretion. It's reminiscent of a meat axe."

Michael Blodgett as Lance Rocke

  • (Michael Blodgett) "The chick's been sleepin' with me, you got it?"
  • (John LaZar) "Knowing you, I'm sure she has. Have you run an audit on her books yet? Or are you still -- screwing on faith?"

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