Big Fat Liar Quotes

Big Fat Liar is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Big Fat Liar ended its run in 1970.

It features Brian Robbins; Michael Tollin as producer, Christophe Beck in charge of musical score, and Jonathan Brown as head of cinematography.

Big Fat Liar is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Big Fat Liar is 88 minutes long. Big Fat Liar is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Amanda Detmer as Monty Kirkham, Amanda Bynes as Kaylee, Donald Faison as Frank Jackson, Sandra Oh as Mrs. Phyllis Caldwell, Frankie Muniz as Jason Sheperd, Sparkle as Grandma Pearl, Kyle Swann as Brett, Paul Giamatti as Marty Wolf, Michael Bryan French as Harry Shepherd, Christine Tucci as Carol Shepherd, and Rebecca Corry as Astrid Barker.

Big Fat Liar Quotes

Paul Giamatti as Marty Wolf

• (Paul Giamatti) "Wouldn't it be a problem since the headset is superglued to your ear."

• (Paul Giamatti) "Okay, listen up. This is where you went wrong. You should've forged a doctor's note, changed your dad to your sister, and the meatball to a chicken leg. Trust me, it's much easier to swallow if you GMD which means get my drift."

• (Paul Giamatti) "Where are you taking me?"
• (Jaleel White) "I already told you, I know a shortcut."
• (Paul Giamatti) "In the desert ? Stop this car, I'm getting out."
• (Jaleel White) "It's your call, baby. Do what you gotta do"

• (Paul Giamatti) "You can take your personal day in a year or two when you're dead."

• (Paul Giamatti) "You can take it from me, the truth, it's overated."

Amanda Bynes as Kaylee

• (Amanda Bynes) "What's with the Cokes?"
• (Frankie Muniz) "The machine. It's rigged. They're free. Haha, they're free."

• (Amanda Bynes) "He's not literally a catcher eating rye bread, it's more of a metaphor for a state of adolescent angst."

Sparkle as Grandma Pearl

• (Sparkle) "Who's there? I got a gun."
• (Kyle Swann) "It's just Kaylee, Grandma."
• (Sparkle) "Kaylee? You can't be Kaylee. My, you've gotten so tall, and muscular."

Frankie Muniz as Jason Sheperd

• (Frankie Muniz) "Mrs. Caldwell -- Can I call you Phyllis?"
• (Sandra Oh) "No."

• (Frankie Muniz) "My name's Jason."
• (Paul Giamatti) "And it always will be."

• (Frankie Muniz) "As much as I wanted to write my paper, I mean I really really wanted to write my paper I couldn't and it's because I spent all last night in Greenbury General Emergancy room. See, my mom made Swedish meatballs for dinner. It'd my dad's favorite and he was so excited he accidently swallowed one whole. It was awful. He started choking, his face turned purple.The meatball was litterly bulging out of his neck. We rushed to the ER. I kept trying to write my paper in the waiting room but it was too hard. I needed to be by my father's side. After all he's the only dad I got."
• (Sandra Oh) "You are lying through your teeth, you little demon."

• (Frankie Muniz) "Remember me? I wrote "Big Fat Liar"."

Rebecca Corry as Astrid Barker

• (Rebecca Corry) "I'm coming, ok? Keep breathing. Think of a happy place."

Sandra Oh as Mrs. Phyllis Caldwell

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Michael Bryan French as Harry Shepherd

• (Michael Bryan French) "Jason, you awake?"
• (Frankie Muniz) "Yeah, Dad, been up for hours. Just getting dressed."
• (Michael Bryan French) "Did you finish that paper for English class?"
• (Frankie Muniz) "Yeah, Dad, did it last night."
• (Christine Tucci) "Jas, did you eat your oatmeal."
• (Frankie Muniz) "Yeah, thanks Mom, it was delicious."
• (Frankie Muniz) "Here you go, Trooper."

Donald Faison as Frank Jackson

• (Donald Faison) "I got some R-rated dialogue, but I'm gonna keep it PG. I'm gonna keep it PG."

Amanda Detmer as Monty Kirkham

• (Amanda Detmer) "Good Morning. Marty Wolf Pictures. This is Monty."
• (Amanda Bynes) "Monty. Charisma from Marcus Duncan's office. I'm temping for a second assistant. I am so psyched your there, cookie. So I was watching "Charmed" on the WB last night and just as Alyssa Milano was about to put a spell on her cute demon boyfriend I had the biggest panic attack that I forgot to give you Duncan's new address."
• (Amanda Detmer) "Really, I didn't know he moved. That was quick."
• (Amanda Bynes) "Oh Yeah, in a big way. He bought like THE sickest pad in the 90210. I'm talking mondo bucks. Hahaha. Anywho, tell Mr. Wolf Duncan lives at 867 North Maple Drive. Hahaha."
• (Amanda Detmer) "Thanks, got it."

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