Big Man on Campus Quotes

Big Man on Campus is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Big Man on Campus completed its run in 1970.

It features Arnon Milchan as producer, Joseph Vitarelli in charge of musical score, and Bojan Bazelli as head of cinematography.

Big Man on Campus is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Big Man on Campus is 105 minutes long. Big Man on Campus is distributed by Vestron Pictures.

The cast includes: Allan Katz as Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga, Cindy Williams as Diane Gerard, Corey Parker as Alex, Tom Skerritt as Dr. Webster, and Melora Hardin as Cathy.

Big Man on Campus Quotes

Allan Katz as Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga

• (Unnamed) "Who do you find more capable of examining you, Dr. Webster or Dr. Fisk?"
• (Allan Katz) "Dr. Fisk."
• (Unnamed) "Great, now what do you consider yourself, a wise man or a complete and total fool?"
• (Allan Katz) "Complete and total fool."

• (Allan Katz) "Lamp, store,"
• (Allan Katz) "baby, dress,"
• (Allan Katz) "underpants."

• (Taxi Driver) "You talk funny."
• (Allan Katz) "You talk funny too. Where are you from?"
• (Taxi Driver) "Transylvania."
• (Allan Katz) "That's where Pittsburgh is."

• (Allan Katz) "Chair, sit on chair,"
• (Allan Katz) "lamp, light, pencil, draw, telephone,"
• (Allan Katz) "411 for information, 911 for help, 976 for good time."

• (Allan Katz) "Cathy. Cathy. Cathy. Cathy."
• (Corey Parker) "Keep on saying that and you'll go blind."

• (Allan Katz) "Love conquers all. Love is what dreams are made of. Love sucks."

• (Allan Katz) "Out of the way, fruit."

• (Allan Katz) "Here's money. You keep dogs for Bob, okay?"
• (Taxi Driver) "Sure, but with money like this, I'll keep them till the cows come home."
• (Allan Katz) "From where?"

Melora Hardin as Cathy

• (Melora Hardin) "You can choose any piece of chicken you want, like a breast or thigh or wing."
• (Unnamed) "What can I get for you?"
• (Allan Katz) "Two faces."

Corey Parker as Alex

• (Corey Parker) "He's going to kill me in the night and eat my clothes."

Tom Skerritt as Dr. Webster

• (Tom Skerritt) "Now, do you have any questions?"
• (Allan Katz) "Yes, why is my face leaking?"

Cindy Williams as Diane Gerard

• (Cindy Williams) "Ball."
• (Allan Katz) "Ball."
• (Cindy Williams) "Good. Bounce the ball."
• (Allan Katz) "Bounce ball."
• (Cindy Williams) "Good. Banana. Banana."
• (Allan Katz) "Banana."
• (Cindy Williams) "Very good."
• (Allan Katz) "Bounce banana."
• (Cindy Williams) "No."
• (Corey Parker) "I hope the next item isn't a hand grenade."

• (Cindy Williams) "Does anyone have any questions?"
• (Allan Katz) "Uh, what part of body, this?"
• (Cindy Williams) "Oh boy."
• (Allan Katz) "Oh boy."

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