Big Momma's House 2 Quotes

Big Momma's House 2 is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Big Momma's House 2 ended in 1970.

It features David T. Friendly as producer, George S. Clinton in charge of musical score, and Mark Irwin as head of cinematography.

Big Momma's House 2 is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Big Momma's House 2 is 99 minutes long. Big Momma's House 2 is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Martin Lawrence as Malcolm, Emily Procter as Leah Fuller, Chloë Grace Moretz as Carrie Fuller, Martin Lawrence as Big Momma, Kat Dennings as Molly, Kevin Durand as Oshima, Zachary Levi as Kevin, and Marisol Nichols as Liliana Morales.

Big Momma's House 2 Quotes

Martin Lawrence as Big Momma

• (Martin Lawrence) "This is a family beach not chip and dales."

• (Martin Lawrence) "You never know when Big Momma might show up again."

• (Martin Lawrence) "Go on and get your tilt on."

• (Martin Lawrence) "Girl, you got a mean streak in you, and God don't like ugly."

• (Martin Lawrence) "Boy, you must be stuck on stupid."

• (Martin Lawrence) "I'm Hattie Mae Pierce, but you can call me Big Momma everybody calls me Big Momma."

• (Martin Lawrence) "What do we want Mrs. Fuller?"
• (Emily Procter) "Umm -- more butt?"

• (Martin Lawrence) "Boy you are 2 kinds of crazy."

• (Martin Lawrence) "Ooh. We got a gusher. Oh, my goodness. Oh, this is the last time I feed this boy pickled pig's feet."
• (Unnamed) "You're going to change his diaper right here?"
• (Martin Lawrence) "Uh, yes, but don't worry. I'll contain the seepage, okay? I just hope your hard drives are backed up."
• (Unnamed) "Mr. Fuller has a bathroom in his office."

Kat Dennings as Molly

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Kevin Durand as Oshima

• (Kevin Durand) "I'm, uh, going to have to wand you."
• (Martin Lawrence) "Wand me? Well, wand on. Find what you're looking for?"
• (Martin Lawrence) "Tha-That's underwire."
• (Kevin Durand) "Yeah."
• (Martin Lawrence) "Keeping these fun bags off the floor is a full-time job."

Emily Procter as Leah Fuller

• (Emily Procter) "If you'd checked the schedule you would've seen that Carrie had a violin lesson, and Andrew had tutoring."
• (Martin Lawrence) "Tutoring? He's only 2 years old."

Zachary Levi as Kevin

• (Zachary Levi) "Uh, okay, this is, uh, Agent Kinnealy. Please advise, I just made BM in the back of a cab."
• (Marisol Nichols) "Uh, you did what in the back of the cab?"
• (Zachary Levi) "Big Momma. I just made Big -- I saw Big Momma in the back of a cab, and now I'm going to get VD -- Visual data. I'm going -- Never mind."

Chloë Grace Moretz as Carrie Fuller

• (Chloë Grace Moretz) "Look. Big Momma even made Poncho happy."

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