Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey Quotes

Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Bill &amp ended in 1970.

It features "Your Love Had Taken Me That High" in charge of musical score.

Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey Quotes

• (Carter Pewterschmidt) "Why are you naked in my house?"
• (Peter Griffin) "Uh -- why aren't you?"
• (Carter Pewterschmidt) "You're all right, Griffin."

• (Peter Griffin) "I can't do it. I can't go through with it."
• (Lois Griffin) "You have to, Peter, for the sake of our marriage."
• (Peter Griffin) "Screw our marriage, I love you."

• (Lois Griffin) "Would you sleep with Peter?"
• (Unnamed) "Of course dear."

• (Peter Griffin) "I love prank calls."
• (Bill Clinton) "Is this Linda Tripp?"
• (Linda Tripp) "Yes?"
• (Bill Clinton) "You shouldn't have talked you stupid bitch. I hope you die."
• (Peter Griffin) "Uh Bill that wasn't a prank call. That was just unpleasant."

• (Brian Griffin) "How do you think it works?"
• (Stewie Griffin) "I have no idea."
• (Brian Griffin) "Look, Lois told me I had to start using the toilet and you're the one who's had potty training, so I'm counting on you to help me."
• (Stewie Griffin) "All right, we're two intelligent guys. We can figure this out."
• (Brian Griffin) "What's that big back part?"
• (Stewie Griffin) "Maybe that's where the wizard lives who operates this thing. It would be wise not to anger him."
• (Brian Griffin) "I wonder what this thing is for."
• (Stewie Griffin) "Brian, be careful with that. We don't know what it does."
• (Brian Griffin) "All right, here goes."
• (Stewie Griffin) "Oh, God. Oh, God. Careful. Careful. Careful. Careful."

• (Chris Griffin) "Oh boy, a pig. Can we keep him? OWW, he bit me."

• (Unnamed) "Well, what do you know? And they called me crazy. "You can't plant sausage seeds," they said."

• (Lois Griffin) "Brian, what's this on my shoe?"
• (Brian Griffin) "My poop."

• (Peter Griffin) "I haven't felt this great in years. I feel like Arnold Schwarzenegger, except without the fruity accent or the Pirates of the Caribbean wife."

• (Peter Griffin) "Boy, I'm getting kind of hungry."
• (Bill Clinton) "Me, too."

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