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Bird on a Wire (film) Quotes

Bird on a Wire (film) is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Bird on a Wire stopped airing in 1970.

It features Rob Cohen as producer, Hans Zimmer in charge of musical score, and Robert Primes as head of cinematography.

Bird on a Wire (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Bird on a Wire (film) is 110 minutes long. Bird on a Wire (film) is distributed by Universal Studios.

The cast includes: Mel Gibson as Rick Jarmin, Goldie Hawn as Marianne Graves, Mel Gibson as Rick, Joan Severance as Raun, Joan Severance as Rachel Varney, Goldie Hawn as Marianne, and David Carradine as Eugene Sorenson.

Bird on a Wire (film) Quotes

Mel Gibson as Rick Jarmin

  • (Mel Gibson) "What the hell are you doing here?"
  • (Goldie Hawn) "Me? What the hell are you doing here?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Being shot in the butt."
  • (Mel Gibson) "What does it matter to you; you're happily married?"
  • (Goldie Hawn) "I'm not."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Not happy?"
  • (Goldie Hawn) "Not married."
  • (Mel Gibson) "This can't be good for you."
  • (Mel Gibson) "That ought to cover the damages."
  • (Joan Severance) "What damages?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "I haven't had a girlfriend for 5 years."
  • (Goldie Hawn) "Really?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Yeah; Mr. Wiggly's been on bread and water for 5 years."

Goldie Hawn as Marianne Graves

  • (Goldie Hawn) "I need a bed. I need a bath. I need a massage. I need a manicure -- I need my therapist."
  • (Goldie Hawn) "What are you doing?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "I gotta take his rotor out"
  • (Goldie Hawn) "Are we dead?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "No but we will be this thing is leaking fuel and could still blow up"
  • (Goldie Hawn) "Feels familiar doesn't it?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "I thought you didn't remember."
  • (Goldie Hawn) "Remember when we saw those flying saucers?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "Yeah we were smoking some pretty heavy s*** that time"
  • (Mel Gibson) "I think I see one now"

Joan Severance as Rachel Varney

  • (Joan Severance) "Are you sure about that?"
  • (Mel Gibson) "When you've got a knife up my ass, I'm sure."
  • (Joan Severance) "I'm engaged to be married."
  • (Mel Gibson) "Well, flagellations."
  • (Joan Severance) "Friends of yours"
  • (Mel Gibson) "No --"
  • (Mel Gibson) "well I know them"

David Carradine as Eugene Sorenson

  • (David Carradine) "15 Years -- Fifteen years I've waited for this"

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