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Birthmarks (House) Quotes

Birthmarks (House) is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Birthmarks stopped airing in 1970.

Birthmarks (House) Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Well I hate to break it to you, Che, but simple delay won't work. Your mother will hold the funeral until we get there."
  • (Unnamed) "Father was a punctual man. Beholden to time. Two minutes late for dinner, you didn't eat. My mother would never disrespect him by starting the funeral late."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, yeah. You clearly have no issues to work through."
  • (Unnamed) "Bubbles."
  • (Unnamed) "Is that your new stripper name?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yes. And also we inject bubbles into the cyst and follow where they drift."
  • (Unnamed) "Bubbles is right."
  • (Unnamed) "He's here."
  • (Unnamed) "Who's here? The one you're pretending is your father? Good pick, he looks like Sean Connery. So back, when you were devising this fantasy, did you tell your father. "Dad, I refuse to recognize your existence because I have chosen James Bond as my dad.""
  • (Unnamed) "I used different words."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm not deflecting because I'm avoiding something deep. I'm deflecting because I'm avoiding something shallow."
  • (Unnamed) "Put it back."
  • (Unnamed) "Well he's not going to miss it."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm done enabling. You can't even let them put him in the ground without making it serve your agenda?"
  • (Unnamed) "I'm not gonna sit here wasting time just so that you can avoid your father's funeral."
  • (Unnamed) "He was my father. I have the right to avoid his funeral."
  • (Unnamed) "Not if your mother's alive you don't."
  • (Unnamed) "I need that phone call. I'm a doctor, and when someone tries to call you three time, it's code for "Pick up the damn phone before someone dies.""
  • (Unnamed) "I'm sure there's other smart doctors."
  • (Unnamed) "You'd be surprised."
  • (Unnamed) "You know, you could just wait for the MRI to have your curiosity satisfied."
  • (Unnamed) "What person who is nothing like me are you saying that to?"
  • (Unnamed) "You "lost track of your speed"? I think that was Hitler's excuse. Lost track of the Jews. No one held him responsible."
  • (Unnamed) "Amber gave me that key ring."
  • (Unnamed) "No she didn't. Unless her pet name for you was "Volvo.""
  • (Unnamed) "Make it fast; I don't want to miss the anal cavity search."
  • (Unnamed) "When my father died, I wound up killing a patient and I hated the man. Whatever House says or doesn't say, I'm sure the guy's a mess."
  • (Unnamed) "Kutner, you're sort of Asian. Go get this Chinese translated"
  • (Unnamed) "It goes better in a large muscle. Drop your pants."
  • (Unnamed) "You know, I usually pay tens of dollars to hear that."
  • (Unnamed) "If there's anything I can do, just --"
  • (Unnamed) "You know, you're right. I don't think I can sleep alone tonight."
  • (Unnamed) "Let her vomit through the MRI, that's what nurses are for."
  • (Unnamed) "There's a lot of people here today. Including some from the Corps. And I noticed that every one of them, is either my father's rank, or higher. And that doesn't surprise me. Because if the test of a man is how he treats those he has power over -- it was a test my father failed. This man you're eager to pay homage to, he was incapable of admitting any point of view but his own. He punished failure, he did not accept anything less than -- He loved doing what he did, he saw his work as some kind of sacred calling, more important than any personal relationship. Maybe if he'd been a better father, I'd be a better son. But I am what I am because of him, for better or for worse."
  • (Unnamed) "Pins. Some people use them to tailor a shirt, others use them to kill a baby."
  • (Unnamed) "Eulogy, derived from the Greek for "good word." Now if she'd asked me to deliver a "bastardogy," I'd be happy to."
  • (Unnamed) "House, call your mom."
  • (Unnamed) "What are you? My mom?"
  • (Unnamed) "If you're coming back just because of the shine of my neediness, I'd be okay with that."
  • (Unnamed) "Did her drinking cause this?"
  • (Unnamed) "No."
  • (Unnamed) "Can you tell her it did?"
  • (Unnamed) "What do you think House would send, the "Gentle Comfort" arrangement, or the "Warm Thoughts" bouquet? I mean, if he wasn't an ass."
  • (Unnamed) "Send one of those giant cookies shaped like a coffin. His mom would believe it was from him."
  • (Unnamed) "Still not boring."
  • (Unnamed) "Come on, forget the keys. Call a locksmith. We'll go inside and play "guess that smell" with the truckers while we're waiting. Join me on the dark side."
  • (Unnamed) "Dark side's done, House. I'm delivering you to your mother and that's it."

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