Black Dynamite Quotes

Black Dynamite is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Black Dynamite completed its run in 1970.

It features Jon Steingart, and Jenny Wiener Steingart as producer, Adrian Younge in charge of musical score, and Shawn Maurer as head of cinematography.

Black Dynamite is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Black Dynamite is 84 minutes long. Black Dynamite is distributed by Apparition (company).

The cast includes: Michael Jai White as Black Dynamite, Kym Whitley as Honey Bee, Salli Richardson as Gloria, Cedric Yarbrough as Chocolate Giddy-Up, Byron Minns as Bullhorn, Tommy Davidson as Cream Corn, Chris Spencer as Militant #3, Phil Morris as Saheed, Chris Spencer as Militant 2, Stacy Adams as Nurse Jenny, Phyllis Applegate as Aunt Billy, Nicole Sullivan as Patricia Nixon, Obba Babatundé as Osirus, William Bassett as Captain Yancy, Mykelti Williamson as Chicago Wind, Miguel A. Núñez Jr. as Mo, James McManus as Richard Nixon, Roger Yuan as Fiendish Dr. Wu, Mike Starr as Rafelli, and John Kerry as Chief.

Black Dynamite Quotes

Michael Jai White as Black Dynamite

• (Michael Jai White) "Say, Mama, you're gonna have to work on your delivery if you wanna take on Congressman James. The shame is, half these people don't know what y'all talking about, but at least they can put his to a beat."
• (Salli Richardson) "So what do you do to make a difference? Do you march? Do you vote? Oh, let me guess. You're one of those Tom Slick brothers that think you can get by on good looks, a wink and a smile, huh?"
• (Michael Jai White) "I don't know about Tom Slick, but thank you for the compliments."
• (Salli Richardson) "That's not what I meant. Not that I think you have good looks- I mean, you know these guys with their --"
• (Michael Jai White) "Winks and smiles?"
• (Salli Richardson) "Yeah."
• (Salli Richardson) "What about the smile?"
• (Michael Jai White) "I am smiling."

• (Michael Jai White) "All right, sucka, you drop it right there."
• (Michael Jai White) "O'Leary?"
• (O'Leary) "That's right."
• (O'Leary) "Go ahead, guys, I got this."
• (Michael Jai White) "O'Leary, you son of a bitch. I should've known it was you."
• (O'Leary) "You should have. You were too busy saving your precious ghetto and trying to lay that orphan mama to not see what was in front of your face."
• (Michael Jai White) "You diabolical dick-shrinking motherf***ers. You were the leak all the time. And I bet you were behind Jimmy's death."
• (O'Leary) "Hey, man, I was just following orders. That's what a good soldier does, follow orders, unlike you. Everything's got to be done the Black Dynamite way. I gave the order on Jimmy. I gave it to James, who gave it to the Don. What good's it gonna do you now?"
• (O'Leary) "The old birthday candle trick from 'Nam. Just when you think it's out --"

• (Michael Jai White) "Freeze, turkeys."
• (O'Leary) "I see you haven't lost your tough, B.D."
• (Michael Jai White) "O'Leary?"
• (O'Leary) "The old 'pie in the windowsill' trick. I can't believe I fell for that. That was the same trick you used in 'Nam to save my ass. B.D. took our fatigues and put them on two dead gooks. I remember we circled back and turned the tables."
• (Michael Jai White) "I guess you forgot about the time you and Bravo company left my black ass for dead, huh? But I remember. I remember everything. I remember Vietnam like it was yesterday. I remember that village in Tainan that we cut down. It was a massacre. All the dead Chinamen we left in our tracks. I remember the faces, the children. This one child I'll never forget. Poor little bastard was still alive. His little Chinese legs were blown clean off. Still see his little shins & feet hanging from the ceiling fan across the hut. He was charred from his head down to his little Chinese knees. He tried to get up, but he fell over when what was left of his right leg broke off. As he laid there, flat on his face, he looked up at me. His little Chinese eyes burned right into my stomach, deep into my soul. He said something to me in Chinese like, 'Boo coo sow.', sounded like some cartoon s***. But I understood it to be a question that he was asking me. And I don't have to know how to speak Chinese to know what that question was. 'Why, Black Dynamite? Why?'"
• (O'Leary) "We're a long way from 'Nam. Look at this place. It must have an eight-track player in every room. What's going on today is a smack problem of epic proportion. Corruption is running rampant and we don't know who to trust. We need you, Black Dynamite, now more than ever."
• (Michael Jai White) "I know I was the best CIA agent that the CIA ever had, but I thought I told you honkies from the CIA that Black Dynamite was out of the game."
• (O'Leary) "You're never out of the game."
• (Michael Jai White) "I've known you for a long time. And there's something you're not telling me."
• (O'Leary) "Okay. We heard about your brother's death. The last thing we need is you running through the streets creating a river of blood."
• (Michael Jai White) "Tell me who did it and I'll just leave a puddle."
• (O'Leary) "We don't know who killed Jimmy. But I do know this. You step out of line, friendship or not, and I'm gonna take you down. Because in case you forgot, when you left the agency, you relinquished your license to kill."
• (Michael Jai White) "Well, you do what you have to. Just don't get in my way."

• (Michael Jai White) "No. Not the orphans."

• (Michael Jai White) "Scram. Scram. I said split. Shake the scene you turkeys. Get out of my house. I'll see you all tomorrow."

• (Michael Jai White) "Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you a little dick. Should we kill him?"
• (Byron Minns) "Man, do you want to live? I said, do you want to go on?"
• (Byron Minns) "Man, this time, these crackers have gone too far."

• (Michael Jai White) "You told him to keep an eye out for me."

• (Afroditey) "I get off in fifteen minutes."
• (Michael Jai White) "You right about that, sugar. You right about that."

• (Michael Jai White) "Bullhorn, no. At long last, our friendship bonded by the struggle against The Man has been brought to an end by kung-fu treachery."

• (Michael Jai White) "You had enough, Mr. President?"
• (James McManus) "You'll never get away with this."
• (Michael Jai White) "Watch me, you little insecure cracker. You think by shrinking our johnsons, it's gonna make your situation any better? That's your problem, Tricky Dick. You are paranoid. Like sending those two-bit crooks to Watergate. For what? For these?"
• (Michael Jai White) "Look at you. You lost it all, turkey."
• (James McManus) "Kill me."
• (Michael Jai White) "Say what?"
• (James McManus) "Kill me."
• (Michael Jai White) "No. That's the easy way out for you. Now, unless you want the rest of this freaky s*** to hit the news, I suggest you take good care of me and my people. Can you dig it?"
• (Michael Jai White) "I said, can you dig it?"
• (James McManus) "Yes, I, I can dig it."
• (Michael Jai White) "I thought you could."

• (Michael Jai White) "Ain't nothin' in the world get Black Dynamite more mad than some jive ass sucka dealin' smack to the kids."

• (Michael Jai White) "Hey lil' mama, it may be bigger than you, and it may be bigger than me, but it ain't bigger than you AND me, can you dig it?"

• (Michael Jai White) "I should have known it was you all the time. I should have asked myself, 'Who's the man so wicked, so cruel, that he could serve smack to the orphanage, kill my brother Jimmy, and put out a drug to shrink black men's dicks?' Only one man. That's you, Tricky Dick. So I'm here to deliver you one presidential ass-whupping."
• (James McManus) "Black Dynamite, there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for that --"
• (James McManus) "Showtime, motherf***er. f***ing think you can f*** with me, Black Dynamite? Who the f*** would stop me, piece of s***?"

• (Michael Jai White) "Yeah yeah, mama. Now you could hit the sheets or the streets, it don't make me no never mind. Now that's your bag baby, you can go, or you could come. Can you dig it?"

• (Michael Jai White) "Who the hell is interrupting my kung fu?"

• (Michael Jai White) "Ha-ha. I threw that s*** before I walked in the room."

• (Michael Jai White) "Now Aunt Billy, how many times have I told you not to call here and interrupt my Kung Fu."

• (Michael Jai White) "Alright, Snowflake, where's the dope?"
• (John Kerry) "Up yours, coon."
• (John Kerry) "It's right over there in the body bags. Geez."

• (Michael Jai White) "I'd like to take the credit, but dig, mama, there's no "i" in "revolutio -- ", in "team.""

• (Michael Jai White) "Fiendish Doctor Wu, you done f***ed up now."

• (Michael Jai White) "First Lady, I'm sorry I pimp-slapped you into that china cabinet. I used excessive force. Oftentimes, I cross the line, but I try to do so in the name of what's right. Most of the time, the ends justifies the means. But in this case, I feel like I betrayed my own code of ethics. And for that, sugar, I apologize."
• (Nicole Sullivan) "But I shot at you. I tried to kill you, Black Dynamite."
• (Michael Jai White) "This is true, but you did not connect. You shot a plate. Had you connected, pimp-slapping you into that china cabinet might have been justified. But I feel I crossed the line. And for that, please accept my apology."
• (Nicole Sullivan) "I do. I do, it's just -- oh, Black Dynamite, you're so righteous."
• (Michael Jai White) "This is also true. Because whenever there's injustice,"
• (Michael Jai White) "wrongs to be --"
• (Salli Richardson) "Oh, Black Dynamite."
• (Nicole Sullivan) "Go on, honey."
• (Michael Jai White) "Because whenever there's injustice, wrongs to be righted,"
• (Michael Jai White) "innocents to be defended, Black Dynamite will be there, delivering ass-whuppings. and I will not hesitate to lay the hammer down on any clown that comes around."
• (Michael Jai White) "Because if they wanna fight, they best come see me, because I'm Black Dynamite."

• (Michael Jai White) "Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrification is only outmatched by your zest for kung-fu treachery."

• (Michael Jai White) "Excuse me, brothers."
• (Chris Spencer) "The militants turn, startled. This is private. How'd you get in here?"
• (Michael Jai White) "I walked in."
• (Chris Spencer) "So you one of them sneaky brothers, huh? Or maybe you an undercover pig. Or maybe you just a federal hitman."
• (Michael Jai White) "If I was, you cats would already be dead. Now let me speak to the man in charge."
• (Chris Spencer) "Sarcastically, I'm in charge."
• (Michael Jai White) "If you were in charge, the people might as well surrender to whitey right now, because your survival skills ain't worth a damn."
• (Phil Morris) "Black Dynamite."
• (Phil Morris) "It's been a long time, my brother."
• (Michael Jai White) "What it is, Saheed?"
• (Chris Spencer) "You know this Uncle Tom?"
• (Michael Jai White) "Listen sucka, I'm blacker than the ace of spades and more militant than you and your whole damn army put together. While you out there, chanting at rallies and brow-beating politicians, I'm taking out any money-fronting sucka on a humble that gets in my way. So I tell you what, when your so called revolution starts, you call me, and I'll be right down front showing you how it's done. But until then, you need to SHUT the f*** UP when grown folks is talking."
• (Chris Spencer) "I'm sorry."
• (Phil Morris) "Yeah, we heard about what went down at the Hip Pocket. That was righteous."
• (Michael Jai White) "That was personal, brother."
• (Phil Morris) "Personal or not, you saved a lot of brothers and sisters. You need our help,"
• (Phil Morris) "we're here."
• (Michael Jai White) "I can dig it."
• (Michael Jai White) "What can you tell me about this?"
• (Phil Morris) "I ain't seen one of these in a while."
• (Chris Spencer) "I was gonna f*** him up."

• (Michael Jai White) "Tiny. Get Pimpin Jake out of my trunk. Tell him the rest of my money by Wednesday or I'll make him stick himself."

• (Michael Jai White) "I'm declaring war on anyone who sells drugs to the community."
• (Cedric Yarbrough) "But Black Dynamite. I sell drugs to the community."

• (Afroditey) "Ooh, Black Dynamite, you came to see me."
• (Michael Jai White) "Bitch, nah, I need to rap a piece with my man 'Horn. Tell you what, maybe when I'm done I'll throw you a piece right quick."
• (Afroditey) "Out of sight. I get off in fifteen minutes."
• (Michael Jai White) "You right about that, girl. You right about that."

Phil Morris as Saheed

• (Phil Morris) "That's right. Apollo slew the serpent at Delphi, which was a big-ass snake."
• (Michael Jai White) "And what, brothers, is the biggest snake in the world?"
• (Woman at table) "The South American anaconda."
• (Michael Jai White) "What she said."
• (Chris Spencer) "Anaconda Malt Liquor."
• (Michael Jai White) "And what is the slogan for Anaconda Malt Liquor? Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you --"
• (Chris Spencer) "WHOOOOO."
• (Michael Jai White) "Gives you what?"
• (Chris Spencer) "WHOOOOO."
• (Michael Jai White) "And who else is famous for --"
• (Chris Spencer) "WHOOOOO. Little Richard."
• (Michael Jai White) "Who?"
• (Chris Spencer) "Little Richard."
• (Michael Jai White) "So, what they're really saying is --"
• (Chris Spencer) "Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you -- Little Richard?"
• (Michael Jai White) "What is another word for Richard?"
• (Chris Spencer) "Gunsmoke."

Byron Minns as Bullhorn

• (Byron Minns) "Go get Chicago Wind before he disappears. I'll take care of this gorilla eatin' goon here."

• (Byron Minns) "Oh, you's a corn-fed fool with a lot of muscle mass. But it's time for Bullhorn to get up in that ass."
• (Thug #1) "Motherf***er."
• (Byron Minns) "Let everybody know and suckers be warned that this is the outcome when you mess with Bullhorn."

• (Byron Minns) "Man, you guys ain't had no waffles like these. These waffles are so good, they're like they come from down South. These buttery motherf***ers will melt in your mouth. Man you ain't had no waffles --"
• (Michael Jai White) "Wait. Bullhorn, what did you just say? You said, 'Melts in your mouth'. Quick --"
• (Michael Jai White) "What else melts in your mouth?"
• (Tommy Davidson) "M&M;'s."
• (Michael Jai White) "Exactly. And not in your hands. And who makes M&M;'s?"
• (Chris Spencer) "Mars Candy Company make it. Yeah, yeah."
• (Michael Jai White) "And Mars is also --"
• (Phil Morris) "The Roman God of War."
• (Michael Jai White) "Who is the Greek God of War?"
• (Chris Spencer) "Ares."
• (Michael Jai White) "Now, you take Mars and spell it backwards, drop the S."
• (Tommy Davidson) "Ram. That's right. And ram is the zodialogical sign for Aries. Oh. Now dig. Ares' half-sister is Athena."
• (Michael Jai White) "Now you're getting it."
• (Tommy Davidson) "Whoa, whoa, whoa. Athena, Athens."
• (Phil Morris) "Which is the capital of Greece."
• (Michael Jai White) "And as we all know, zodialogical astronomy was created by the Greeks in --"
• (Chris Spencer) "785 B.C."
• (Chris Spencer) "And 785 is the area code to Topeka. Oh, my God. 785 is the area code to Topeka, Kansas."
• (Chris Spencer) "Code Kansas."
• (Michael Jai White) "Now take that, spell it backwards and drop the S."
• (Chris Spencer) "Snake doc. Snake doctor, yeah."
• (Michael Jai White) "Yes. And brothers, who is the Greek Demigod of Medicine who believed that snakes' tongues had mystical healing powers?"
• (Tommy Davidson) "Aesculapius, of course. He had a staff with snakes intertwining all around that bitch. They called it Aesculapius' staff. It's a symbol the medical field uses to this day."
• (Michael Jai White) "Now, what legend involving snakes is in both Greek and Roman mythology? Now, come on. It involves Aesculapius' own father."
• (Woman at table) "Apollo."
• (Michael Jai White) "Yeah. Thanks, lady."

• (Byron Minns) "Man. Them crackers gone be runnin' for cover, when us brothers get -- get --"
• (Byron Minns) "Hmmm --"

Roger Yuan as Fiendish Dr. Wu

• (Roger Yuan) "O'Leary -- O'Leary, where are you?"
• (Michael Jai White) "Yeah, who's this?"
• (Roger Yuan) "You know who this is. f*** you, Black Dynamite."
• (Michael Jai White) "Dr. Wu. You motherf***er. It all makes sense now."
• (Roger Yuan) "You can't fight us, Dynamite. The Black Man will never be free."
• (Michael Jai White) "I swear on the ghost of Abraham Lincoln, I'm coming to emancipate and proclamate on your ass."

• (Roger Yuan) "You should try the Wu family Red Silk kung fu."
• (Michael Jai White) "Black Dynamite Panther Fist."

Cedric Yarbrough as Chocolate Giddy-Up

• (Cedric Yarbrough) "I'm spendin' more bail money than I'm gettin' tail money."

Tommy Davidson as Cream Corn

• (Tommy Davidson) "You know what don't make no sense is the service round this motherf***a. Bitch do you see us? I'd like two sausage links, two sausage patties, two hot dogs split down the middle twice, okay? Baloney, fry that into a dome, slice it, take a spatula, smush fry it, and one waffle please."
• (Waitress) "I can get you a waffle, but all we got is the chicken from last night. I can bring you some of that if you want some meat."
• (Tommy Davidson) "Chicken and waffles?"
• (Roscoe) "That's it."

Mike Starr as Rafelli

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Miguel A. Núñez Jr. as Mo

• (Miguel A. Núñez Jr.) "So how you do on that little midget girl you sent out?"
• (Cedric Yarbrough) "She keep coming up short."

Salli Richardson as Gloria

• (Salli Richardson) "I think I should be going."
• (Michael Jai White) "I think you'll be safer if you stay here tonight."
• (Salli Richardson) "Oh, you do, do you? I hope you don't think you're going to get any of this cookie. Cause if I offered you some of this cookie, this cookie might kill you. And don't think that just because we've been frolicking in the park that you've got this deal closed. Cause it takes a lot --"
• (Michael Jai White) "See here. Now you can hit the sheets or the streets, it don't make me no nevermind. That's your bag baby. You can go, or you can come. Can you dig it?"

• (Salli Richardson) "How did you know?"
• (Michael Jai White) "Because donuts don't wear alligator shoes."

William Bassett as Captain Yancy

• (William Bassett) "My God, men. Do you know what this means? Do you know whose brother -- ? This ghetto is gonna be turned upside-down, I tell you, upside-down. The streets are gonna run crimson with the blood of the men responsible for his brother's death. Man I'm speaking of is a veritable one-man army. And if you get on his bad side, brother, you're done for. It's only a matter of time before he finds out. And when he does, no matter where he is, get ready, gentlemen, because hell's a-coming. Coming, coming, coming --"

Mykelti Williamson as Chicago Wind

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

John Kerry as Chief

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Nicole Sullivan as Patricia Nixon

• (Nicole Sullivan) "Take your filthy black hands off the presidential dinnerware, you moon-cricket."

Obba Babatundé as Osirus

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Phyllis Applegate as Aunt Billy

• (Phyllis Applegate) "Your mother would turn over in her grave if she were here to see this."

Kym Whitley as Honey Bee

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