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Black Knight (film) Quotes

Black Knight (film) is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Black Knight ended its run in 1970.

It features Arnon Milchan as producer, Randy Edelman in charge of musical score, and Ueli Steiger as head of cinematography.

Black Knight (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Black Knight (film) is 95 minutes long. Black Knight (film) is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Martin Lawrence as Jamal, Marsha Thomason as Victoria, Dikran Tulaine as Men, Vincent Regan as Percival, and Robert Alan Harris as King Leo.

Black Knight (film) Quotes

Martin Lawrence as Jamal

  • (Martin Lawrence) "I'm not only the -- duke's official messenger -- but I'm also the court jester."
  • (Martin Lawrence) "'Tis roadkill."
  • (Martin Lawrence) "King Leo's got a great big castle,"
  • (Dikran Tulaine) "King Leo's got a great big castle,"
  • (Martin Lawrence) "We're gonna shove it right up his a hole."
  • (Dikran Tulaine) "We're gonna shove it right up his a hole."
  • (Martin Lawrence) "Sound off."
  • (Dikran Tulaine) "1,2."
  • (Martin Lawrence) "Break it on down."
  • (Dikran Tulaine) "Uh, uh, uh-uh."
  • (Unnamed) "Who be ye?"
  • (Martin Lawrence) "Who be I? I be stompin' yo ass you put your hand on me one more again."
  • (Martin Lawrence) "With these hands, I make"
  • (Martin Lawrence) "-- FIRE."
  • (Unnamed) "We have fire."
  • (Martin Lawrence) "9-1-1. 9-1-1. White man down. White man down."

Vincent Regan as Percival

  • (Vincent Regan) "How dare you deflower the king's daughter."
  • (Martin Lawrence) "Believe me, someone got to that flower long before I did."

Robert Alan Harris as King Leo

  • (Robert Alan Harris) "You arrive early. My daughter and I welcome you. What news from Normandy?"
  • (Martin Lawrence) "What news? Well a couple of drive-bys, other than that, same ole same ole."
  • (Robert Alan Harris) "When will the Duke arrive to take my daughter's hand?"
  • (Martin Lawrence) "This is a hell of a setup you've got here. I mean, I'm not lyin'. I mean, wooh. You got to have major coins behind this. Who's backin you, Puffy?"
  • (Robert Alan Harris) "Silence, Moor. Tell me when will the Duke arrive."
  • (Martin Lawrence) "Oh, I, I get it. You wanna see if I can improv. Ok, well let's see. Uh. The Duke will arriveth in all his royal pomposity and splendor on Tuesday."
  • (Robert Alan Harris) "Tuesday. Ha. That is excellent news. Phillip, have the servants supply this messenger with much food and drink. And let him lay with any damsel that he desires, except my daugher, of course."

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