Blair Thumb Quotes

Blair Thumb is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Blair Thumb ended in 1970.

It features Bonnie Foley as producer, Jason Nyberg in charge of musical score, and Karen Chow-Del Rio as head of cinematography.

Blair Thumb is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Blair Thumb is 28 minutes long.

Blair Thumb Quotes

• (Stressy) "I am so scared right now. This is all my fault. I'm so alone. I just want to apologize to Jish's mom. Jish is dismembered and everything. And to Vic's mom. Vic is really freaked out right now. I love you Mom and Dad -- and Ricky Martin. I'm scared to close my eyes. I'm scared to open them. I'm scared to squint. I'm scared to cross them. Maybe I could cross them."

• (Vic) "So, so what's your names?"
• (Jish) "This is Stressy, and I'm Jish."
• (Vic) ""Jish"? What kind of a name is "Jish?""
• (Jish) "It's just a name, dude."
• (Stressy) "So is Vic short for Victor?"
• (Vic) "No, Victim. My dad was bludgeoned to death."
• (Stressy) "Sorry, dude --"

• (Vic) "Pre-death jam."

• (Unnamed) "Oh. The Blair Thumb? Scary stuff."
• (Unnamed) "Tell her what you heard."
• (Unnamed) "Okay. There were these two twins. The Briarly Twins. I think they were twins."
• (Unnamed) "Twins that look alike."
• (Unnamed) "They went into the woods. They'd been there hundreds of times but this time they got lost. Couldn't find their way. Then they saw this woman. She was up in the air, flllloating."
• (Unnamed) "She took their heads and switched 'em. Like it was a sick game. And then she took their bodies, she switched 'em too. They came back lookin' like they's the same. But we all knew they'd been all switched up."
• (Unnamed) "Are you movie people? Do you know Ned Beatty? I do so love Ned Beatty."
• (Unnamed) "He's our favorite actor."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, he's good. He's good. He's good."

• (Jish) "Take the girl just leave us alone."

• (Unnamed) "I sorry. I got bad brain. Not help it."
• (Vic) "What did you do to Jish?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh. He got broken up a little bit."
• (Vic) "Um sir, can we go?"
• (Unnamed) "No. I monster, must kill. We party first?"
• (Vic) "-- Um okay."
• (Stressy) "Sure."

• (Pirate) "I be a pirate. I only know the ways of the sea. Arrrrrrrrrr."

• (Unnamed) "A lot of kids were disappearing in the woods, all mysterious like. And people thought it might be -- David Copperfield. In a stage show, he took a llama and put it in a box. He closed the box and spinned it around. He opened up the box. There's no llama. And you don't see that every day, there's a llama here, llama gone. llama, no llama. Just chills you to the bones."

• (Vic) "Hey, what was that?"
• (Jish) "Just a twig man"
• (Vic) "Hey, twigs don't snap themselves man"

• (Stressy) "Maybe it wasn't a shark."
• (Jish) "What?"
• (Vic) "Well then, what was it?"
• (Jish) "It was a shark."
• (Stressy) "Maybe it was a deer or something."
• (Vic) "I hate to break it to you, but deers don't have dorsal fins, okay? Deers don't have frickin' razor-sharp teeth, okay?"

• (Vic) "Aw, spit, man, spit."

• (Stressy) "It's dark, it's abandoned, it's spooky; let's go inside."

• (Vic) "Mallow. Mallow. Mallow."

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