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Blame It on the Alcohol Quotes

Blame It on the Alcohol is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Blame It on the Alcohol ended in 1970.

It features "My Headband" in charge of musical score.

Blame It on the Alcohol Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Just listen to key dollar sign ha."
  • (Unnamed) "You mean Ke$ha?"
  • (Unnamed) "Are you not drinking?"
  • (Unnamed) "No, designated driver. What about you?"
  • (Unnamed) "I'm still trying to impress Blaine. Can't get to sloppy."
  • (Unnamed) "Clearly, he doesn't have the same concern."
  • (Blaine) "Hey, hey, it's so cool that you and Kurt are brothers. Right? Brothers. Wow. You're so tall."
  • (Unnamed) "You having fun Blaine?"
  • (Blaine) "Yeah, it's the BEST PARTY EVER."
  • (Unnamed) "Bisexual is a term that gay guys in high school use when they wanna hold hands with girls and feel like a normal person for a change."
  • (Unnamed) "Okay, Rachel, since this is your first time at this, I'm gonna break it down for you. Guys and girls fall into certain archetypes when they get drunk. Exhibit A: Santana, the weepy, hysterical drunk."
  • (Unnamed) "You like her more than me. She's blonde and awesome and so smart. Admit, just admit it. No, kiss me."
  • (Unnamed) "Lauren Zizes and Quinn, the angry girl drunks."
  • (Unnamed) "I can't believe what you did to my body. I use to have abs."
  • (Unnamed) "Who told you that hairstyle is cool? Geronimo?"
  • (Unnamed) "Brittany, also known as the girl who turns into a stripper drunk. Mercedes and Tina, happy girl drunks and then we come around full circle right back to you, Rachel. And right now, you're being the needy girl drunk. Hanging all over me, being overly lovey, it's not cool."
  • (Unnamed) "I sat through that whole Brokeback Mountain. From what I gather, something went down in the tent."
  • (Unnamed) "You're such a cutie pie with your blazer and your pants."
  • (Unnamed) "Your face tastes awesome."
  • (Unnamed) "Thanks for helping with the party clean up, especially since you didn't even drink."
  • (Unnamed) "I was in the neighborhood."
  • (Unnamed) "At 10 o'clock? Are you sure you're not here just to find out how my date with Blaine went?"
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, that was tonight?"
  • (Unnamed) "Look, we're friends, so I'm gonna be honest with you -- the date was lovely. We saw Love Story at the Revival Theater. We even dressed up as the characters."
  • (Unnamed) "That's not gay at all. Did you kiss?"
  • (Unnamed) "No, or lips spent the evening mouthing Ali MacGraw's dialogue. Frankly, I did expect a little snog as the date drew to a close, but I guess the timing just wasn't right."
  • (Unnamed) "Or the blood alcohol level."
  • (Unnamed) "Look, I know that you have feelings for him and I'm sure you think I'm crazy for asking him out, but Blaine is obviously conflicted and if he turns out not to be gay, well then, I guess I will have done you a favor."
  • (Unnamed) "And I'm doing you a favor by telling you that Blaine is the first in a long line of conflicted men that you will date that will later turn out to be only the most flaming of homosexuals."
  • (Unnamed) "Blaine and I have a lot in common."
  • (Unnamed) "A sentiment expressed by many a hag about many a gay. Look, I don't doubt that you and Blaine would have a jolly good time shopping at Burberry and arguing who would make the better Rum Tum Tugger. I don't dispute that, but there's something that you and Blaine will never have and that's chemistry."
  • (Unnamed) "Fine. Then I'm gonna prove you wrong. I'm gonna take the beer goggles off and I'm gonna kiss him sober. And if the spark is still there, then I am taking you to your bakery of choice for a piping hot slice of humble pie."
  • (Unnamed) "Count Boozy Von Drunk-a-Ton"
  • (Unnamed) "Hey there sexy lady. There's something I really, really want to say to you. I love how you eat your lunch with your little plastic gloves and they crinkle and make the cutest sound I've ever heard in my life. Why don't you pick up some wine coolers and come over here and it'll be just one night of let's just get crazy, just get crazy,getting' really crazy, rollin' round in the hay. Hay -- I was just in some hay earlier tonight and hey, I rode a bull. I was thinking of you."
  • (Unnamed) "Mr. Schue? First of all that vest is very cute; you are all kinds of awesome."
  • (Unnamed) "Blaine Warbler, I'm gonna -- Rock. Your. World."
  • (Blaine) "I didn't drink that much."
  • (Unnamed) "Are you kidding? You spent the entire night sucking Rachel Berry's face. That, sir, is what we call rock bottom."

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