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Blood Simple Quotes

Blood Simple is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Blood Simple completed its run in 1970.

It features Coen brothers as producer, Carter Burwell in charge of musical score, and Barry Sonnenfeld as head of cinematography.

Blood Simple is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Blood Simple is 96 minutes long. Blood Simple is distributed by Circle Films.

The cast includes: John Getz as Ray, Frances McDormand as Abby, Dan Hedaya as Marty, and Samm-Art Williams as Meurice.

Blood Simple Quotes

Frances McDormand as Abby

  • (Frances McDormand) "He gave me a little pearl-handled.38 for our first anniversary."
  • (John Getz) "Uh-huh."
  • (Frances McDormand) "Figured I'd better leave before I used it on him. I don't know how you can stand him."
  • (John Getz) "Well, I'm only an employee, I ain't married to him."
  • (Frances McDormand) "He took me to a psychiatrist one time, to calm me down -- the psychiatrist said I was the healthiest person he'd ever talked to, so Marty fired him."
  • (John Getz) "I don't think you can fire a psychiatrist, 'zactly."
  • (Frances McDormand) "Well I never saw him again, I can tell you that."
  • (Frances McDormand) "I said, "Marty, how come you're anal, and I gotta go to the psychiatrist?""
  • (John Getz) "What'd he say?"
  • (Frances McDormand) "Nothing. He's like you, he doesn't say much."
  • (John Getz) "Thanks."
  • (Frances McDormand) "Except when he doesn't say things, they're usually nasty. When you don't, they're usually nice."
  • (Frances McDormand) "I'm not afraid o' you, Marty."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, ma'am, if I see him, I'll sure give him the message."
  • (Frances McDormand) "Ray?"
  • (John Getz) "You're bad."
  • (Frances McDormand) "What?"
  • (John Getz) "I said you're bad."
  • (Frances McDormand) "You're bad too."
  • (John Getz) "We're both bad."
  • (Frances McDormand) "I ain't done nothing funny."

Samm-Art Williams as Meurice

  • (Samm-Art Williams) "Howdy stranger."
  • (John Getz) "Meurice. Sorry I didn't show last night."
  • (Samm-Art Williams) "Wasn't too busy. You missed a good one, though. This white guy walks in about one o'clock, asks if we have a discount for alcoholics -- I tell him to get lost, but Marty's sitting here listening and I can tell he's thinking that maybe it ain't such a bad idea."
  • (Samm-Art Williams) "Marty. Thought you were dead. You goin' home?"
  • (Dan Hedaya) "No. I'm staying right here in hell."
  • (Samm-Art Williams) "Kind of a bleak point of view there, isn't it, Marty?"
  • (Dan Hedaya) "Meurice -- I don't want the asshole near my money. And I don't want him in the bar."
  • (Samm-Art Williams) "We get a lotta assholes in here, Marty."
  • (Samm-Art Williams) "JEEEE-zus, I've got a hangover --"
  • (Samm-Art Williams) "-- you wanta drink?"
  • (Samm-Art Williams) "Look. Personally I don't give a s***. I know Marty's a hard-on but you gotta do something. I don't know; give the money back, say you're sorry, or get the f*** out of here, or something -- It's very humiliating, preaching about this s*** -- I'm not laughing at this, Ray Bob, so you know it's no f***ing joke."

Dan Hedaya as Marty

  • (Unnamed) "I know a place you can get that framed."
  • (Dan Hedaya) "What did you take these for?"
  • (Unnamed) "What do you mean? Just doin' my job."
  • (Dan Hedaya) "You called me, I knew they were there, so what do I need these for?"
  • (Unnamed) "Well, I don't know -- Call it a fringe benefit."
  • (Dan Hedaya) "How long did you watch her?"
  • (Unnamed) "Most of the night -- They'd just rest a few minutes and then get started again. Quite something."
  • (Dan Hedaya) "Count it, and go."
  • (Unnamed) "Naw, I trust you."
  • (Dan Hedaya) "You think I'm funny, I'm an asshole? No no no -- what's funny is HER -- what's funny is, I had you two followed, because if it's not you she's sleeping with, it's someone else -- what's funny is, when she gives you that LOOK, and says, 'I don't know what you're talkin' about, Ray, I ain't done nothin' funny' -- but the funniest thing to ME is -- you think SHE came back HERE for YOU -- THAT'S what's f***IN' FUNNY."
  • (Dan Hedaya) "Dead?"
  • (Unnamed) "So it would seem."
  • (Dan Hedaya) "Let's do it outside, in nature."
  • (Dan Hedaya) "I'll take care of the money, you just make sure those bodies aren't found --"
  • (Dan Hedaya) "-- there's a big incinerator in back of my place."
  • (Unnamed) "Jeeee-sus, you are disgustin'."
  • (Dan Hedaya) "You know -- in Greece, they would cut off the head of the messenger that brought the bad news."
  • (Unnamed) "Now that don't make much sense."
  • (Dan Hedaya) "No. It made them feel better."
  • (Unnamed) "Well first off, Julian, I don't know what the story is in Greece but in this state we got very definite laws about that. Second place I ain't a messenger, I'm a private investigator. And third place; and most important; it ain't such bad news. I mean you thought he was a colored."
  • (Unnamed) "You're always assumin' the worst."

John Getz as Ray

  • (John Getz) "He was alive when I buried him."

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