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Bloodbath at the House of Death Quotes

Bloodbath at the House of Death is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Bloodbath at the House of Death completed its run in 1970.

It features Laurence Myers, as producer, Mark London, in charge of musical score, and Dusty Miller, as head of cinematography.

Bloodbath at the House of Death is recorded in English-language and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Bloodbath at the House of Death is 88 min. long. Bloodbath at the House of Death is distributed by Goldfarb Distribution Nucleus Films.

The cast includes: Kenny Everett as Dr. Lukas Mandeville, Pamela Stephenson as Dr. Barbara Coyle, Gareth Hunt as Elliot Broome, Don Warrington as Stephen Wilson, John Stephen Hill as Henry Noland, Cleo Rocos as Deborah Kedding, Vincent Price as Sinister Man, and Pat Ashton as Barmaid.

Bloodbath at the House of Death Quotes

Gareth Hunt as Elliot Broome

  • (Gareth Hunt) "That's strange, I thought the phones where dead."
  • (Don Warrington) "Why do you think that?"
  • (Gareth Hunt) "They usually are in situations like this."
  • (Gareth Hunt) "That's the trouble with life today. Too many people assume things and then form opinions, wrongly based on false assumptions."
  • (Don Warrington) "You mean?"
  • (Gareth Hunt) "Precisely. People always assume that because I'm not interested in football or swilling beer in the local pub every night, and would rather stay at home and lull up a pair of curtains, I must therefore in some way be -- less than a man."
  • (Don Warrington) "My experience -- exactly."
  • (Gareth Hunt) "It's me --. does this count as suicide?"

Kenny Everett as Dr. Lukas Mandeville

  • (Kenny Everett) "Now look here. I think we ought to search the house immediately. We'll divide up into pairs. Stephen, Elliot, you stay here and watch the machinery. Okay, the rest of you, follow me."
  • (Unnamed) "Hello, police, can I help you?"
  • (Kenny Everett) "Yes, I'd like to report a dead body."
  • (Unnamed) "Yes sir, what type of a dead body?"
  • (Kenny Everett) "Type? Ehm -- Upside down with big chests, what's that got to do with it?"
  • (Kenny Everett) "What the devil is that?"
  • (Pamela Stephenson) "Sounds like a lot of monks exploding."
  • (Kenny Everett) "I find this case enthralling. Have you read all the reports?"
  • (Pamela Stephenson) "No."
  • (Kenny Everett) "Well if you had, you'd know about the strange things that have taken place in that house years ago. Do you realize that eighteen people were murdered there one night?"
  • (Pamela Stephenson) "Coincidence. Anyway, Lightning never strikes twice."
  • (Kenny Everett) "Well it did then. Two people were struck by lightning. Two who's throats were slit. One was hung. Two were axed, four people were skewered in the same bed. And a man watching, simply blew up."
  • (Pamela Stephenson) "What happened to the other six?"
  • (Kenny Everett) "What?"
  • (Pamela Stephenson) "You said there were eighteen."
  • (Kenny Everett) "Oh, yes, yes, the other six. They were found frozen to death in the deep freeze. All wrapped in cling film. They'd been shot."

Cleo Rocos as Deborah Kedding

  • (Cleo Rocos) "Pass me a knife, would you?"
  • (John Stephen Hill) "I suppose a fork is out of the question?"
  • (Cleo Rocos) "Not necessarily. But let's have dinner first."

Vincent Price as Sinister Man

  • (Vincent Price) "Bow thy knees if you wish to even speak in my presence."
  • (Pat Ashton) "Oh, piss off."

John Stephen Hill as Henry Noland

  • (John Stephen Hill) "Eighteen in one night? God, that must have put you off sex for life."
  • (Cleo Rocos) "Not really, life goes on."
  • (John Stephen Hill) "You're one brave lady. I suppose you had a psychiatrist?"
  • (Cleo Rocos) "Yes, one of them was a psychiatrist."
  • (John Stephen Hill) "You're kidding me?"
  • (Cleo Rocos) "No, he was the last one and he made me tell about the other seventeen."
  • (John Stephen Hill) "Oh God, some people are disgusting."

Pamela Stephenson as Dr. Barbara Coyle

  • (Pamela Stephenson) "Look out, a bat."
  • (Kenny Everett) "A cricket bat?"

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