Blue Harvest Quotes

Blue Harvest is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Blue Harvest ended its run in 1970.

Blue Harvest Quotes

• (Chris (Luke Skywalker)) "You don't believe in the Force, do you?"
• (Peter (Han Solo)) "Oh, you mean the thing you just found out about three hours ago and are now judging me for not believing in?"

• (Chris (Luke Skywalker)) "I got one. I got one."
• (Peter (Han Solo)) "Great kid. Don't get penis-y."

• (Rush Limbaugh) "My good friends, the liberal galactic media is at it again. They never stop. Now they're trying to convince us that Hoth is melting. Well, that's crazy, Just trying to scare us. And if that weren't enough to get you mad, we now have news that Lando Calrissian has been made the chief administrator of the Bespin mining facility. Gee, I wonder how he got that job. Well, let me tell you how he got that job. Affirmitive action strikes again."

• (Unnamed) "So, anyway, I says, "Forget the dental plan, forget sick leave. I just want a railing. You know, one railing right here.""
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, I know. I've almost fallen over that thing so many times. So what'd they say?"
• (Unnamed) "Get this: they said they're worried we'd be leaning all day."
• (Unnamed) "They said that?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah."
• (Unnamed) "Well, none of this will matter when we're famous singers."

• (Chris (Luke Skywalker)) "Oh, what the Phantom Menace is that guy's problem?"

• (Unnamed) "A long time ago, but somehow in the future -- It is a period of civil war and renegade paragraphs floating through space. There's cool space battles, and the bad guy is the good guy's dad. But you don't find that out 'til the next episode. And the hot chick is really the sister of the good guy, but they don't know it and they kiss. Which is kind of messed up. I mean, what if they had done it instead of just kissed? Angelina Jolie kissed her brother. Yeah, she did. You know it, I know it, and her dad knows it. That's why they hardly ever talk anymore. You can run away to Africa, but you can't run away from the truth. Oh, by the way, here's a tip for you: when this is over, go out and rent the movie "Gia." She's way naked in it, and makes out with another chick and everything. It's awesome. I stumbled across it late night on HBO after I had just got back from hockey, and I almost fainted. But I digest -- Princess Leia was coming back from buying space groceries when this happened --"

• (Unnamed) "Holy s***."

• (Barbara Pewterschmidt (Aunt Beru)) "Tell Uncle Owen not to tell you that your father is Darth Vader."

• (Chris (Luke Skywalker)) "So you got your reward and you're just leaving then?"
• (Peter (Han Solo)) "Well you put it that way, I sound like a douche, but yeah."

• (Peter (Han Solo)) "All right, strap yourselves in. I'm about to make the jump to light speed."
• (Herbert (Obi-Wan Kenobi)) "Did he say "strap in" or "strap on"?"

• (Peter (Han Solo)) "Great idea, Princess. Diving into a pile of garbage. Hey, maybe when we get out of here, you can show us around your home planet of Alderaan. Ohhhhhhhhh, too soon?"

• (Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin)) "Princess Leia, we've chosen to test our Death Star planet blower-upper gun on your home planet of Alderaan."
• (Lois (Princess Leia)) "No."
• (Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin)) "She said no. Should we still do it?"
• (Stewie (Darth Vader)) "-- Yeah."

• (Peter (Han Solo)) "Everything's under control here. Situation normal."
• (Unnamed) "What happened?"
• (Peter (Han Solo)) "We had a slight weapons malfunction, but everything's perfectly all right. We're fine. We're all fine here now. Thank you. How are you?"
• (Unnamed) "I've been better."
• (Peter (Han Solo)) "Well, tell me what's up."
• (Unnamed) "Well, I'm in this relationship and it doesn't seem to be going anywhere. I like her, but we're not really connecting."
• (Peter (Han Solo)) "How long has it been?"
• (Unnamed) "About ten months."
• (Peter (Han Solo)) "And how often do you see each other?"
• (Unnamed) "Couple times a week."
• (Peter (Han Solo)) "Well, why don't you try seeing each other a little more often and see if you connect a little more? And if not, it may be time to move on. Thanks for calling. This is Han Solo and I'm gonna be keeping you company for the next few hours right here on the midnight shift."

• (Quagmire (C-3PO)) "Hey, thanks for the sex, early 90's printer."

• (Mick Hucknall) "Intergalactic proton powered electrical tentacle advertising droids. Intergalactic Proton Powered Electrical Tentacle Advertising Droids. INTERGALACTIC PROTON POWERED ELECTRICAL TENTACLE ADVERTISING DROIDS.-Hi I'm Darth Harrington of Darth Harrington's intergalactic proton powered electrical tentacle advertising droids emporium and moon base. And due to a garbled sub-space transmission we are currently overstocked on all intergalactic proton powered electrical advertising droids. And I'm here to pass the savings on to yooouuuuu --."

• (Chris (Luke Skywalker)) "Is it a fast ship?"
• (Peter (Han Solo)) "Are you kidding? It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs."
• (Chris (Luke Skywalker)) "Um, isn't a parsec a unit of distance, not time?"

• (Lois (Princess Leia)) "Aren't you a little fat to be a stormtrooper?"
• (Chris (Luke Skywalker)) "Well, stay here and rot, you stuck-up bitch."

• (Lois (Princess Leia)) "Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul stench as soon as I was brought onboard."
• (Stewie (Darth Vader)) "Um, actually that's me. I made a Darth Doody. I sithed my pants. My diaper's gone over to the darkside. I got pages of these, I could go on."

• (Peter (Han Solo)) "Look; a lightsaber cheese knife."

• (Peter (Han Solo)) "Looks like we've got Imperial cruisers on our tail. Oh, look at that one on the left. Get off your cell phone. You are driving."

• (Dr. Rumack) "I just want to tell you both, good luck. We're all counting on you."

• (Chris (Luke Skywalker)) "One of these days, I'm just gonna take off and join the Rebellion whether you like it or not."
• (Barbara Pewterschmidt (Aunt Beru)) "Over my burnt carcass."

• (Cleveland (R2-D2)) "Who are you?"
• (Herbert (Obi-Wan Kenobi)) "One lucky son-of-a-bitch."

• (Cleveland (R2-D2)) "Who the hell are you?"
• (Herbert (Obi-Wan Kenobi)) "One lucky son of a bitch."

• (Unnamed) "Look sir, droids."
• (Unnamed) "Look, a penny."

• (Brian Griffin (Chewbacca)) "Always gargle before I travel. Wakka Wakka. Ok, let's go."

• (Cleveland (R2-D2)) "AAAAAAAAHHHH. f*** you, you son of a bitch. What am I, R2-Pac?"

• (Unnamed) "Hold your fire. There's no life forms aboard."
• (Unnamed) "Hold your fire? What, are we paying by the laser now?"
• (Unnamed) "You don't do the budget, Terry. I do."

• (Peter (Han Solo)) "I'm Han Solo, captain of the Millenium Falcon, and the only actor whose career isn't destroyed by this movie."

• (Mouse Droid 1) "You ain't gonna believe what just I just seen."
• (Mouse Droid 2) "Tyra Banks?"
• (Mouse Droid 1) "See, now you've said something better, so my thing don't sound cool no more."
• (Mouse Droid 2) "Oh. Come on, what'd you see?"
• (Mouse Droid 1) "I don't remember. I just was thinking about Tyra Banks."
• (Mouse Droid 2) "Can you imagine?"
• (Mouse Droid 1) "Every night. Don't shake my hand."
• (Mouse Droid 2) "You ain't got no hand. You're a little truck."

• (Admiral Motti) "Any attack made by the Rebels against this station would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they've obtained. This station is now the ultimate power in the universe."
• (Stewie (Darth Vader)) "That is fantastic. Terrific work. So no weaknesses at all?"
• (Admiral Motti) "N -- no."
• (Stewie (Darth Vader)) "You, uh, you hesitated there. Is there something I should know?"
• (Admiral Motti) "No, it's virtually indestructible, like 99.99%."
• (Stewie (Darth Vader)) "Uh, okay, wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't ask what's the 0.01?"
• (Admiral Motti) "Well, I mean, there's this little hole. It was kind of an aesthetic choice by the architect. And if you shoot a laser into this hole, the station blows up."
• (Stewie (Darth Vader)) "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That sounds like a pretty big design flaw, then."
• (Admiral Motti) "No, no, the hole's only two meters across."
• (Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin)) "Well, that's no bigger than a womp rat."
• (Admiral Motti) "Exactly. And even to get within range of it, you have to skim along this whole trench. It's not a big deal."
• (Stewie (Darth Vader)) "Can't we board it up or, you know, put some plywood over it or something?"
• (Admiral Motti) "Well, that would look terrible. I mean, we gotta think about resale."
• (Stewie (Darth Vader)) "Resale? What are you talking about? This property is right above Sunset. The value is only going to go up."
• (Admiral Motti) "Lord Vader, your inside references to the Los Angeles real estate market haven't given you the clairvoyance to turn a profit on that condo in Glendale. Nor has it --"
• (Stewie (Darth Vader)) "I find your lack of faith disturbing. That property is in a prime location. Twenty minutes to the beach, twenty minutes to downtown."
• (Admiral Motti) "There's nothing to do downtown."
• (Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin)) "Enough of this. Vader, release him."
• (Stewie (Darth Vader)) "As you wish."
• (Stewie (Darth Vader)) "All right, so were' going to plug up that hole?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, we can get it done tomorrow if price is no object."
• (Stewie (Darth Vader)) "Ehhhh --"
• (Unnamed) "We'll get estimates."
• (Stewie (Darth Vader)) "Get estimates, yeah, yeah."

• (Chris (Luke Skywalker)) "I can't believe he's gone."
• (Lois (Princess Leia)) "I know, Luke. But it's true. He's gone. I mean, you saw him get beheaded. Nobody lives through that. Not for long anyway. I mean, sometimes the brain is still active for a few minutes after the beheading. But to be honest, I can't imagine a worse kind of hell. And unfortunately, hell is probably where he'll end up because the Christians don't look too kindly on the whole Force thing."

• (Peter (Han Solo)) "We'll be safe enough once we make the jump to hyperspace. Besides, I know a few maneuvers. We'll lose'em."
• (Chris (Luke Skywalker)) "Uh, that was your maneuver? Moving slightly to the left?"
• (Peter (Han Solo)) "Well, I mean we're not in the same place we were, huh? That ought to confuse'em."
• (Chris (Luke Skywalker)) "Yeah, but you hardly did anything. You just started listing lazily to the left. I'm pretty sure they can keep up."
• (Unnamed) "Where did they go?"
• (Unnamed) "There they are. They're listing lazily to the left. Go left, left."
• (Unnamed) "Boy, this guy knows some maneuvers."

• (Chris (Luke Skywalker)) "They're coming too fast."
• (Peter (Han Solo)) "A nickel for every time I had that problem."

• (Peter (Han Solo)) "Man, Hyperspace always looks so freaky."

• (Stewie (Darth Vader)) "My God, look at this mess. 'Hey, Darth Vader's gonna be here, shall we clean the place up?' 'No, It's okay. he won't mind.'"

• (Chris (Luke Skywalker)) "Well, I guess I'll go bullseye some womp rats in my T-16."
• (Quagmire (C-3PO)) "My God. You shoot small animals for fun? That's the first indicator of a serial killer, you freak."
• (Chris (Luke Skywalker)) "There's two suns and no women. What the hell am I supposed to do?"

• (Peter (Han Solo)) "If you want, I'll show you around since no one's trying to stop the ship or blast us."
• (Unnamed) "Stop that ship. Blast them."
• (Peter (Han Solo)) "Oh, now I can't show you around. Quick, get in the ship."

• (Peter Griffin) "This is a story of love and loss, fathers and sons, and the foresight to retain international merchandising rights. This is the story of Star Wars. Let's begin with part four."

• (Peter (Han Solo)) "Well, what do you think?"
• (Chris (Luke Skywalker)) "What a piece of junk."
• (Peter (Han Solo)) "Thank you. This was my brother's. He died of leukemia. How do you feel now?"

• (Peter (Han Solo)) "See how much more comfortable we are shooting stuff."

• (Brian Griffin (Chewbacca)) "We could always light some candles and read."
• (Peter (Han Solo)) "HAHAHAHAHA. Yeah, read the inside of my butt."

• (Quagmire (C-3PO)) "Hey, it sounds like we're being boarded from the rear. And not the 'Hey, let's experiment' kind of boarded from the rear."

• (Chris (Luke Skywalker)) "John Williams and the London Symphony Orchestra, everybody."

• (Lois (Princess Leia)) "Aren't you a little fat to be a stormtrooper?"
• (Chris (Luke Skywalker)) "Well, stay here and rot, you stuck-up bitch."
• (Lois (Princess Leia)) "Wait, who are you?"
• (Chris (Luke Skywalker)) "I'm Luke Skywalker. Me and Han Solo and Obi-Wan are here to rescue you."
• (Lois (Princess Leia)) "Wait, Obi-Wan Kenobi?"
• (Chris (Luke Skywalker)) "Yeah. Suddenly I'm not so fat, huh?"

• (Quagmire (C-3PO)) "Who would you rather do: Jabba the Hutt right after a shower, or a service droid?"
• (Cleveland (R2-D2)) "My father was a service droid."

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