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Blue Streak (film) Quotes

Blue Streak (film) is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Blue Streak completed its run in 1970.

It features Neal H. Moritz as producer, Edward Shearmur in charge of musical score, and David Eggby as head of cinematography.

Blue Streak (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Blue Streak (film) is 93 minutes long. Blue Streak (film) is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Dave Chappelle as Tulley, Nicole Ari Parker as Melissa Green, Martin Lawrence as Miles Logan, Julio Oscar Mechoso as Detective Diaz, Luke Wilson as Carlson, Aleksander Krupa as Le Fleur, Martin Lawrence as Miles, Tamala Jones as Janiece, Peter Greene as Deacon, John Hawkes as Eddie, and Steve Rankin as FBI Agent Gray.

Blue Streak (film) Quotes

Martin Lawrence as Miles Logan

  • (Martin Lawrence) "I'm a federale."
  • (Martin Lawrence) "Ah am an officer of the loohr."
  • (Martin Lawrence) "What are you gonna do with one shoelace? Floss your ass with it."
  • (Martin Lawrence) "We can't get out of here. They got cops everywhere."
  • (Dave Chappelle) "So? You're one of 'em."
  • (Martin Lawrence) "No, I'm a drug dealer now."
  • (Dave Chappelle) "Man, why you sellin' this s*** when you got that big diamond in your hand?"
  • (Martin Lawrence) "You want thirty-one flava's? Baskin and Robbins is where you wanna be. Be cool."
  • (Martin Lawrence) "I know you don't want to go to jail in Mexico because nobody wants to go to jail in Mexico. They put all kinds of burritos in your ass."
  • (Martin Lawrence) "Put your hands on the Oodles of Noodles."
  • (Dave Chappelle) "Chicken or beef?"
  • (Martin Lawrence) "Chicken."
  • (Martin Lawrence) "No, I'm over your head, because your head's up your ass."
  • (Martin Lawrence) "Hey, this is the police. Move your busted-ass vehicle. Move, move, move, move. This is the LAPD. We'll pop one in your ass. We got guns and s***."
  • (Martin Lawrence) "Diaz, is it? Diaz?"
  • (Julio Oscar Mechoso) "With a 'Z'."
  • (Martin Lawrence) "Yo tengo el gato los pantalones."
  • (Luke Wilson) "You just said you have a cat in your pants."
  • (Martin Lawrence) "Don't you ever get all up on this thing?"
  • (Luke Wilson) "I don't think I've ever gotten all up on anything, sir."
  • (Martin Lawrence) "All right check this out: This is a Brigga 3300, toughest safe in the world. What's the first thing you do?"
  • (John Hawkes) "Drill the lock."
  • (Martin Lawrence) "No. You got to check to see if it's open."
  • (Martin Lawrence) "It's open."
  • (John Hawkes) "Really?"
  • (Martin Lawrence) "Nah I'm messin' wit- I'm messing with you. They would never do that. Now Eddie, you know they would never do that."
  • (Martin Lawrence) "Got the rock. Time to roll."
  • (Martin Lawrence) "Yo, let me get that up out you, Deke."
  • (Martin Lawrence) "5th and Grand? To protect and to; - ?"

Nicole Ari Parker as Melissa Green

  • (Nicole Ari Parker) "What can you tell me about Miles?"
  • (Dave Chappelle) "All I can tell you is that he's gay. GAY. GAY. GAY."

Dave Chappelle as Tulley

  • (Dave Chappelle) "And then he said I was ugly and I can't read good."
  • (Dave Chappelle) "He also called me ugly and said I couldn't read good."
  • (Dave Chappelle) "I'll rip your lips off, and kiss my ass with them s***s. I'll rip your tongue out, and lick my balls with it."
  • (Dave Chappelle) "That guy Logan owes me $50,000 -- If I don't get it soon, I'M TALKIN'."

Tamala Jones as Janiece

  • (Tamala Jones) "You told me you were a banker --"
  • (Martin Lawrence) "A bank robber."

Steve Rankin as FBI Agent Gray

  • (Steve Rankin) "All right Detective Malone. Now the objective here is to have these individuals look upon you as if you were one of them, a member of the criminal underworld. So it's important that your actions, your speech, and your general mode of behavior is all congruent with their expectation of a fellow criminal."
  • (Martin Lawrence) "Oh, okay, I get it. S-sorta walk the walk."
  • (Steve Rankin) "That's right."
  • (Martin Lawrence) "Yeah."
  • (Steve Rankin) "You have to look, act, and even think like a criminal. And you're gonna have to change your speech patterns too. Most criminals like to use slang terminology, and profanity, and so forth, especially with regard to police and authority figures."
  • (Martin Lawrence) "Oh, you mean like, "Shut the hell up you d ckless FBI -- "?"
  • (Steve Rankin) "Okay that's right, that'll do."
  • (Martin Lawrence) ""You stupid-ass -- ""
  • (Steve Rankin) "That'll do."
  • (Martin Lawrence) "No, "You tight-ass -- ""
  • (Steve Rankin) "Enough."

Aleksander Krupa as Le Fleur

  • (Aleksander Krupa) "Want to prove you are not a cop? Shoot him."
  • (Martin Lawrence) "No problem."

Peter Greene as Deacon

  • (Peter Greene) "What's going on?"
  • (Dave Chappelle) "I never know what's going on."

Luke Wilson as Carlson

  • (Luke Wilson) "When Myles tells Carlson, "This place is a cesspool" Carlson: Oh no, we're in the s*** now."
  • (Luke Wilson) "What is it with you and the heating ducts, sir?"
  • (Martin Lawrence) "It's cold in here, BRRRRR."

John Hawkes as Eddie

  • (John Hawkes) "What the hell are you doing?"
  • (Peter Greene) "17 million 4 ways I'm to greedy for that, Eddie"

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