Bolt (2008 film) Quotes

Bolt (2008 film) is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Bolt ended in 1970.

It features Clark Spencer as producer, and John Powell (composer) in charge of musical score.

Bolt (2008 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Bolt (2008 film) is 96 minutes long. Bolt (2008 film) is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Susie Essman as Mittens, John Travolta as Bolt, Mark Walton as Rhino, Diedrich Bader as Ester, Greg Germann as The Agent, Miley Cyrus as Penny, James Lipton as The Director, Randy Savage as Thug, Malcolm McDowell as Dr. Calico, Nick Swardson as Blake, J.P. Manoux as Tom, Chloë Grace Moretz as Young Penny, Brian Stepanek as Martin, and Kari Wahlgren as Mindy.

Bolt (2008 film) Quotes

Mark Walton as Rhino

• (Mark Walton) "There's no truck that I know that can keep in Bolt and Rhino."

• (Mark Walton) "Ring, ring. Who's there? Destiny? I've been expecting your call."

• (Mark Walton) "I'm going to beat your pancreas with your spleen."

• (Mark Walton) "I'm on your six."

• (Mark Walton) "I'll get a ladder."

• (Mark Walton) "Rhino is awesome. He's so awesome. He's -- He's beyond awesome. He's -- be-awesome."

• (Mark Walton) "Would you relax? Every time he did this on the magic box it was awesome."
• (Susie Essman) "Magic what?"
• (Mark Walton) "You know, the magic box people stare at."
• (Susie Essman) "Wait a minute. Does this magic box have moving pictures on it?"
• (Mark Walton) "Yeah, and Bolt's pictures are the best."
• (Susie Essman) "Bolt's pictures. Of course. He's from a --"

• (Mark Walton) "If Bolt's taught me anything, it's that you never abandon a friend at a time of need."
• (Mark Walton) "When your teammate's in trouble, you go. Not caring what dangers you may face, you go. Not knowing if you're coming back dead or alive --"
• (Susie Essman) "He went the other way."
• (Mark Walton) "You go. Knowing how deeply the shrapnel's going to pierce your hide, you go --."

• (Mark Walton) "All my training has prepared me for this moment."
• (Mark Walton) "Die. Diiie."

• (Mark Walton) "Let it begin. Let it begin. Let it begin."

• (Mark Walton) "I'm Rhino."
• (Susie Essman) "Rhino, the hamster?"
• (Mark Walton) "Well, you know, my ancestry isn't all hamster. I'm one-sixteenth wolf with, you know, a little wolverine in there somewhere --"

• (Mark Walton) "Bolt. I can be a valuable addition to your team --"
• (John Travolta) "I'm listening --"
• (Mark Walton) "I'm lightning quick, I have razor-sharp reflexes. Wha. And I'm a master of stealth."
• (Mark Walton) "Plus, I'll keep the cat in check."
• (John Travolta) "The road'll be rough."
• (Mark Walton) "I have a ball."
• (John Travolta) "There's no turnin' back."
• (Mark Walton) "Guess I'll have to "roll" with the punches."
• (John Travolta) "Easy won't be part of the equation --"
• (Mark Walton) "Promise?"
• (John Travolta) "I gotta warn ya, going into the belly of the beast; danger at every turn."
• (Mark Walton) "I eat danger for breakfast."
• (John Travolta) "You hungry?"
• (Mark Walton) "Starving."

• (Mark Walton) "That is totally unrealistic."
• (John Travolta) "Absolutely ridonculous."
• (Susie Essman) "You can say that again."

• (Mark Walton) "Awesome."

• (Mark Walton) "So, where's Penny?"
• (John Travolta) "She was kidnapped by the Green-Eyed Man."
• (Mark Walton) "Kidnapped? This is terrible. She could be in grave --"
• (John Travolta) "Grave danger, I know. But I've captured this cat."
• (Mark Walton) "An agent of the Green-Eyed Man, I presume?"
• (John Travolta) "Oh, you presume correctly. She's taking me to Penny."
• (Mark Walton) "You; you are vile vermin. How do you sleep at night? Penny is the most wonderful person ever, and she loves Bolt, and he's awesome, and you're a monster. How dare you disrupt their relationship with your evil?"
• (Mark Walton) "Die. Die."
• (John Travolta) "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
• (Mark Walton) "I can take her, Bolty. Let me at them. Die. Die."

John Travolta as Bolt

• (John Travolta) "But what do dogs do?"
• (Susie Essman) "Slobber, sleep, chase tails, chew shoes -- You don't exactly need a master's degree."

• (John Travolta) "I'll release you, cat, when we find Penny."
• (Susie Essman) "Excuse me? That wasn't the deal. We had a deal."
• (John Travolta) "Your deal just expired."
• (Louie) "She said that to me not ten minutes ago. The irony."

• (John Travolta) "Mittens?"
• (Susie Essman) "Bolt? Wh; wha; what are you doing here?"
• (John Travolta) "I'm busting you out."
• (Susie Essman) "You; you came all the way back here -- for me?"
• (John Travolta) "Yeah."
• (Susie Essman) "But how'd you? I mean -- You don't have any superpowers."
• (John Travolta) "I know."
• (Susie Essman) "Really?"
• (John Travolta) "Yeah."
• (Susie Essman) "Wow. Crazy day for ya, huh?"
• (John Travolta) "It's been a lot, yes, it has."
• (John Travolta) "Are you ready for this?"
• (Susie Essman) "No."
• (John Travolta) "Me neither."

• (John Travolta) "Okay guys, but I really gotta get going."
• (Nick Swardson) "I know, I know you're a busy dog, but if you've got a second, we'd love to pitch you an idea for your show. Tom's better pitching, I'll let him take it from here. Tommy's got the spotlight."
• (Nick Swardson) "Wait for it --"
• (J.P. Manoux) "Aliens."
• (Nick Swardson) "Oh, snap."
• (John Travolta) "Aliens?"
• (J.P. Manoux) "Audiences love aliens."
• (Nick Swardson) "Holla back."
• (J.P. Manoux) "It'll be huge, man. Huge."
• (Nick Swardson) "You can't touch us."
• (John Travolta) "Uhh -- I; I love it. But I'll tell you what. If you guys can help me find Penny, that girl from the television show, well, I'd love to hear more about this aliens idea, but on the way."
• (Nick Swardson) "We got a nibble."
• (J.P. Manoux) "Don't freak out. This is how you blew it with Nemo."

• (John Travolta) "Hmm -- padlock."
• (Susie Essman) "Listen Cujo, I got some pretty wicked claws under these mitts, do not, I beg of you, do not make me bring out these bad boys. It gets ugly."
• (Susie Essman) "What are you doing?"
• (John Travolta) "Stay back. If I stare at the lock really hard, it'll burst into flames and melt."
• (Susie Essman) "Now I'm concerned on a number of levels."

• (John Travolta) "What is this red liquid coming from my paw?"
• (Susie Essman) "It's called blood, hero."
• (John Travolta) "Do I need it?"
• (Susie Essman) "Yes, so if you want to keep it inside your body, where it belongs, you should stop jumping off trucks doing eighty on the interstate."

• (John Travolta) "There's a guard."
• (Mark Walton) "I'll snap his neck."

• (John Travolta) "That's a weird place to put a piano."

• (John Travolta) "I can't do it."
• (Mark Walton) "Wha -- What did you say?"
• (John Travolta) "I can't."
• (Mark Walton) "What -- Wha -- wha -- Who are you?"
• (John Travolta) "Rhino, you just -- just don't understand."
• (Mark Walton) "You are Bolt."
• (John Travolta) "But I'm not --"
• (Mark Walton) "Who singlehandedly destroyed the Green-Eyed Man's undersea labs?"
• (John Travolta) "Me, but --"
• (Mark Walton) "Yeah. And who foiled his plan to infiltrate the Olympics with gymnastics cyborgs? Who, Bolt, who? Who?"
• (John Travolta) "Me. But none of it was --"
• (Mark Walton) "You. You CAN, Bolt, because all over this planet, there are animals who feel like they can't. Like a little hamster who once spent his days in an RV park, dreaming of the day when he, too, would save a little girl from danger and be told: "You did it. You did it, Rhino. You saved the day." They need a hero, Bolt. Someone who, no matter what the odds, will do what's right. They need a hero to tell them that sometimes the impossible can become possible -- if -- you're -- awesome."

• (John Travolta) "Okay. So what we do here is we give the target a quick flyover, we adjust the trajectory, and then land dead center. Am I missing anything, Rhino?"
• (Mark Walton) "Just the knowledge that every minute spent in your company becomes the new greatest minute of my life."

• (John Travolta) "Well, you're right about one thing, Rhino. Mittens does need a hero, and I guess I'll have to do."
• (Mark Walton) "Such modesty. Now, who's going to save the cat?"
• (John Travolta) "Me."
• (Mark Walton) "Who? Tell me who."
• (John Travolta) "Me."
• (Mark Walton) "I'll get my ball."

• (John Travolta) "Are you mad? You don't know the power of Styrofoam."

• (Vinnie) "You know, I gotta say something, if I could say something here. You look familiar. Joey, look at this guy's mug."
• (Joey) "Yeah, you know, I could've sworn I've seen this guy before"
• (Bobby) "Yeah, yeah, yeah."
• (Vinnie) "I gotta tell ya, I never forget a face."
• (Joey) "He never does."
• (Bobby) "Oh yeah, yeah."
• (Joey) "Never."
• (Bobby) "Yeah, yeah. He's really good with the faces and such."
• (John Travolta) "Listen, listen. The man with the green eye. Tell me what you know, birds."
• (Vinnie) "I know this dog."
• (Bobby) "Yeah, yeah, me too."
• (Vinnie) "I gotta remember, it's gonna kill me. Hold on."
• (Vinnie) "No, I don't know. I, I, I thought I know."
• (Bobby) "Hey, you ever hang out down on 14th Street with a stray named Kelvin?"
• (Joey) "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Kelvin, the Labrador."
• (John Travolta) "What?"
• (Vinnie) "You gotta gimme something here, cause this is redonkulous."
• (Bobby) "Absolutely redonkulous."
• (Vinnie) "Capisch redonkulous. Ya know what that means?"

Susie Essman as Mittens

• (Susie Essman) "Look, genius, you're part of a TV show. You know what that is, television? It's entertainment for people. It's fake. Nothing you think is real is real."
• (John Travolta) "That's preposterous."
• (Susie Essman) "Think about it, Bolt: since you got lost, none of your superpowers are working, are they? For the first time, you're hungry, you're bleeding -- I mean, do you really think that you were born with a birthmark in the exact shape of a lighting bolt?"
• (John Travolta) "It's my mark of power, cat."
• (Susie Essman) "It's the mark of a makeup artist, dog."
• (John Travolta) "You're ridiculous. Now get down here."
• (Susie Essman) "No."
• (John Travolta) "Mittens, so help me, I will super-bark you out of that tree."
• (Susie Essman) "Yeah, go nuts. Let's see how that works out for ya."
• (John Travolta) "You leave me no choice."
• (Susie Essman) "Oh, the super-bark. Scary, scary. Yeah, that's really, really super."

• (Susie Essman) "Hey Wags."
• (John Travolta) "Mittens? What are you doing here?"
• (Susie Essman) "Eh, long story short I was tied to a delusional dog and dragged across the country, but that is not important. Now the real question is, what are you doing here and why aren't you in there?"
• (John Travolta) "You were right about her, Mittens, she, uh, well -- it wasn't real."
• (Susie Essman) "No, Bolt, it is real, I was in there just now, I saw her face after you left. She's brokenhearted, she doesn't want just any dog, she loves you. She's your person, Bolt, and you are her dog."

• (Susie Essman) "I don't know what's going on here, but I'm just a little bit concerned about the number of lunatics on this trip. My limit is one."

• (Susie Essman) "How do you say "No way I'm doing this" in crazy?"

• (Susie Essman) "Louie, what is this?"
• (Louie) "It was a slow week. I mean, that's half of what I got."
• (Susie Essman) "You hear this, Louie? I'm starving here. And when the old stomach starts talking, it's not talking to me. It's talking to -- the claws."
• (Louie) "Not the claws. Please."
• (Susie Essman) "I'm holding these bad boys back as best as I can, but the thing is it's not up to me. The stomach's got a direct line to these babies, and I'm picking up a lot of chatter. So, I'll talk to the claws, but in exchange, next week, all your food comes to me."
• (Louie) "But that's not our deal. I bring you half, you give me protection. That's our deal."
• (Susie Essman) "Yeah, well, the deal just expired. Now, get lost."

• (Susie Essman) "Hey. Look. My stomach's distended. How great is that?"

• (Susie Essman) "The real world hurts, doesn't it? But you wouldn't know anything about that, would you?"

• (Susie Essman) "They pretend they're going to always be there for you, and then one day they pack up and move away and take their love with them, and leave their declawed cat to fend for herself. They leave her, wondering what she did wrong."

• (Susie Essman) "Go on, use the dog face. This is gonna be beautiful."
• (Susie Essman) "You know, beg."
• (Susie Essman) "Do the dog face."
• (John Travolta) "What? The dog face? What does that mean?"
• (Susie Essman) "Figures, I'm tied to the one dog on Earth who doesn't know how to beg."

• (Susie Essman) "They always pick the cute ones, the ones that look like you, Bolt, but the rest of us never come back out."

• (Louie) "Mark my words, Mittens. One day, someone's gonna stand up to you. Someone's gonna teach you a lesson."
• (Susie Essman) "Yeah, I'm really scared now-"
• (John Travolta) "You should be."
• (Susie Essman) "Aaah. Okay. You --."
• (John Travolta) "Where is she?"
• (Susie Essman) "Aaah -- Who?"
• (John Travolta) "You know why I'm here."
• (Susie Essman) "Aaahhh --"
• (John Travolta) "Where is she?"
• (Susie Essman) "Okay, okay. Look buddy, I- I don't know what you're getting at, but --"
• (Vinnie) "Come on, Mittens. Just tell the guy where she is. Tell the dog, make him happy."
• (Bobby) "Yeah, yeah, come on, Mittens. Tell him."
• (Susie Essman) "Joey, Vinnie, Bobby, my boys. Would you tell the crazy canine that he's got the wrong cat?"
• (Vinnie) "You got her, pal."
• (Joey) "That's her."
• (Vinnie) "She's the one."
• (Joey) "That is definitely the right cat."
• (John Travolta) "Looks like we're gonna do this the hard way."
• (Susie Essman) "Whoa. Aaah. You're crazy, man."
• (Vinnie) "Hey Joey, did we go to far on this?"
• (Joey) "You kidding? This is the best day of my life."

• (Susie Essman) "Look, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, okay? A little-known cat secret. You know why we hate dogs? 'Cause we wanna be dogs. We have dog complexes."

Miley Cyrus as Penny

• (Miley Cyrus) "That's a keeper."

• (Miley Cyrus) "That's a keeper."

• (Miley Cyrus) "That's a keeper."

• (Miley Cyrus) "I knew you'd come back."

• (Miley Cyrus) "Yeah, you're my good boy."

• (Miley Cyrus) "Where's Calico?"
• (Randy Savage) "I'm not talking to you."
• (Randy Savage) "Bolivia. Bolivia. Calico's in Bolivia. Near Lake Rogaguado."
• (Miley Cyrus) "Lake Rogaguado. I should've known."

• (Miley Cyrus) "Bolt, zoom zoom."

Malcolm McDowell as Dr. Calico

• (Malcolm McDowell) "You are beginning to irk me, professor. I am irked, and that will not do."

James Lipton as The Director

• (James Lipton) "How did your focus groups feel about cliffhangers?"

• (James Lipton) "Boom mike."
• (Unnamed) "Got a boom mike."
• (Unnamed) "That's a boom mike."
• (James Lipton) "That's sloppy. The dog could've seen that. He could've seen that."
• (Kari Wahlgren) "Uh, who cares if the dog sees a boom mike?"
• (James Lipton) "Forgive me for answering a question with a question, but; who are you?"
• (Kari Wahlgren) "Mindy Parker, from the network."
• (James Lipton) "Of course. Let me ask you, Mindy From The Network, what do you see here?"
• (Kari Wahlgren) "Uhh -- the dog?"
• (James Lipton) ""The dog", she says. Oh, Mindy. Poor, poor Mindy."
• (Kari Wahlgren) "Am I missing something?"
• (James Lipton) "You're missing everything, Mindy. You see a dog. I see an animal that believes with every fiber of his being, every fiber, that the girl he loves is in mortal danger. I see a depth of emotion on the face of that canine the likes of which has never been captured on screen before. Never, Mindy From The Network. We jump through hoops to make sure Bolt believes everything is real. It's why we don't miss marks. It's why we don't reshoot."
• (James Lipton) "And it's why we most certainly do not let the dog see boom mikes."
• (James Lipton) "Because, Mindy From The Network, if the dog believes it, the audience believes it."
• (Kari Wahlgren) "Wow. Okay, you want reality, here you go, chief. The show's too predictable. The girl's in danger, the dog saves her from the creepy English guy, we get it. There's always a happy ending. And our focus groups tell us 18 to 35 year olds are unhappy. They're not happy with happy. So maybe you should, I don't know, spend a little less time worrying about the dog's method acting and more time figuring out how to stop 20 year olds in Topeka from changing the channel. Because if you lose so much as half a rating point, so help me, I will fire everyone in this room, starting with you. How's that for real?"

Diedrich Bader as Ester

• (Diedrich Bader) "I swear, it's like I work with toddlers."

• (Diedrich Bader) "Sweet Sister Francis. What did you do to my new truck?"

Greg Germann as The Agent

• (Greg Germann) "Let's put a pin in that."

Chloë Grace Moretz as Young Penny

• (Chloë Grace Moretz) "That one."

Brian Stepanek as Martin

• (Brian Stepanek) "Spicy eyes."

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