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Boo! A Madea Halloween Quotes

Boo! A Madea Halloween is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Boo! A Madea Halloween stopped airing in 1970.

It features Plain list, * Tyler Perry * Ozzie Areu * Will Areu as producer, Elvin Ross in charge of musical score, and Richard Vialet as head of cinematography.

Boo! A Madea Halloween is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Boo! A Madea Halloween is 103 minutes long. Boo! A Madea Halloween is distributed by Lionsgate Films.

The cast includes: Yousef Erakat as Joe, Andrew Rush as Alice, Tyler Perry as Madea, Yousef Erakat as Jonathan, Diamond White as Tiffany, Lexy Panterra as Leah, Bella Thorne as Rain, Patrice Lovely as Hattie, Brock O'Hurn as Horse, Cassi Davis as Aunt Bam, Liza Koshy as Aday, Mike Tornabene as Dino, and Andre Hall as Quinton.

Boo! A Madea Halloween Quotes

Tyler Perry as Madea

  • (Tyler Perry) "Do you know what I had to do when I was little to get candy?"
  • (Cassi Davis) "What'd you have to do, Madea?"
  • (Tyler Perry) "I had to give up candy to get candy, that's what I had to do."
  • (Tyler Perry) "This is what your daddy was trying to tell you, this is what I was trying to make you understand, little girl. Your parents ain't lame because they say 'don't sneak out, don't text and drive', all that stuff is bad and you get people killed."
  • (Tyler Perry) "I tell you don't be playing with me, little girl. That's what you gonna look like, just like that damn skeleton on that card."
  • (Tyler Perry) "Doing a pirouette."
  • (Diamond White) "You don't understand, this card is from Mr. Wilson, the man who died in this house on Halloween. He killed his entire family and put all of their bodies in the attic, and it's said that every Halloween, he comes back to take a life, and the only place he doesn't go in this house are the bedrooms, because that's where the priests used to sleep when this house was a monastery."
  • (Tyler Perry) "Boy I remember them teenage years."
  • (Tyler Perry) "You got to drop the hammer."
  • (Patrice Lovely) "Mm-hmm."
  • (Tyler Perry) "Drop the hammer on them. Them teenage years, hell. I'm telling ya, I keeps me a hammer."
  • (Tyler Perry) "I was reading."
  • (Cassi Davis) "Reading what?"
  • (Tyler Perry) "I was trying to read the Bible."
  • (Cassi Davis) "Madea, where is the Bible?"
  • (Tyler Perry) "It's on the table of my heart."
  • (Tyler Perry) "What's that breathing?"
  • (Patrice Lovely) "It's that cloooooown, Ma."
  • (Tyler Perry) "I ain't scared of nothing, I ain't scared of nothing."
  • (Tyler Perry) "I've never been scared of anything. I've been big all my life, I had to be brave. All my life I had to fight. I just ain't ever planned on fighting in Brian's house."

Andre Hall as Quinton

  • (Andre Hall) "Stop, man, stop."
  • (Mike Tornabene) "Pull the ripcord."
  • (Yousef Erakat) "What the hell? Doesn't anybody knock?"

Diamond White as Tiffany

  • (Diamond White) "No, it's a card, it says 'Death'."
  • (Diamond White) "Oh no."
  • (Tyler Perry) "Ain't no 'oh no', I'ma tell you right now, y'all children don't understand. Let me make this perfectly clear to you, honey. You don't be playing around, keep playing with the devil, he gonna show up."
  • (Diamond White) "I'm telling you, I'm going to bed, because after 10, strange things start happening, strange things."
  • (Diamond White) "That was so wrong."
  • (Liza Koshy) "I know -- but at least I'm alive."
  • (Diamond White) "I'm sorry."
  • (Diamond White) "Look what I brought home from school."
  • (Yousef Erakat) "What the hell's that?"
  • (Diamond White) "It's a ghost board, Grandpa."
  • (Yousef Erakat) "Get that, get that on the hell on out of here."
  • (Cassi Davis) "No ma'am, uh-uh, get that devilment out of here."
  • (Diamond White) "No, it's fun. It's how you communicate with the dead."
  • (Tyler Perry) "You heard her, get it on out of here, honey. We don't play with stuff like that. Get that up out of here."
  • (Diamond White) "No, it's fun."
  • (Tyler Perry) "I'ma tell you right now, if you open it, that's what you're gonna be. Dead. You gonna be on the other side, honey. We don't play with stuff like that."
  • (Diamond White) "Hold this, when I give the signal, press it."
  • (Liza Koshy) "Is this a bomb?"
  • (Diamond White) "No it's not a bomb. It controls the lights."
  • (Liza Koshy) "Oh."
  • (Liza Koshy) "Thank God. I thought we were blowing up old people tonight. I'm trying to make it to Heaven, Tiffany."
  • (Diamond White) "The ghosts come out at midnight."
  • (Cassi Davis) "Okay."
  • (Cassi Davis) "I'm out of here."
  • (Diamond White) "Okay well I'm tired of talking to you old people, so I'm going back upstairs."
  • (Liza Koshy) "Nice to meet you."
  • (Yousef Erakat) "There's something inside me that want to go grab that girl and slap the s*** out of her, but I'm not gonna do it."

Cassi Davis as Aunt Bam

  • (Cassi Davis) "I was so worried at my house, you know I'm scared of everything. Scared-of-everything. And this Halloween stuff just give me the creeps."
  • (Tyler Perry) "She don't like, she don't like Haller-ween."
  • (Cassi Davis) "Mm-mm. Don't like it at all, it just give me the creeps. But now I'm alright, 'cause we all here together"
  • (Tyler Perry) "All together."
  • (Cassi Davis) "That's right."
  • (Tyler Perry) "Together."
  • (Cassi Davis) "These children today --"
  • (Tyler Perry) "No, it ain't the children, baby, it's the parents. It's the damn parents, the parents I don't understand."
  • (Yousef Erakat) "That's what it is right there."
  • (Tyler Perry) "If the parents were getting in charge of the children here, we wouldn't be having all these issues."
  • (Cassi Davis) "Madea, what is a Ho-01K?"
  • (Tyler Perry) "That's for hoes. That's for all those women that never ever could pay taxes because they got their money illegally, so you put it all to the side. It's not a 401K, it's a Ho-01K. That's what I got from back in the day when I was stripping."

Patrice Lovely as Hattie

  • (Patrice Lovely) "Hey Brian."
  • (Brian) "Hello Miss Hattie, how you doing?"
  • (Patrice Lovely) "Hey, gimme a hug, Brian."
  • (Brian) "Oh no no no, I'll pass on that. I'll pass on that."
  • (Patrice Lovely) "Why?"
  • (Cassi Davis) "You know why. Every time you hug up on him, you thrust your pelvis into his."
  • (Patrice Lovely) "What? He a grown ass man, he can take it."
  • (Brian) "I don't want to take it, Miss Hattie."
  • (Patrice Lovely) "You can take it if you want it, Brian."
  • (Brian) "I don't want it."
  • (Brian) "Listen, we have never spanked our children, ever. We didn't do that, we weren't those kinds of parents."
  • (Patrice Lovely) "Well that's the problem right there."
  • (Cassi Davis) "That's right."
  • (Tyler Perry) "That's right, that's right. Whoop her. Baby, let me tell you something, I'm not telling you to go up there and abuse no child, even though I got a hammer in my purse, I'm just kidding about the hammer."
  • (Tyler Perry) "No I'm not."
  • (Tyler Perry) "But listen, what I'm trying to get you to understand is very very simply, son. Hear me clearly. A little love tap never hurt nobody."

Yousef Erakat as Joe

  • (Prisoner 1) "So you killed that girl and now you're crying."
  • (Yousef Erakat) "We didn't kill anybody, I swear."
  • (Prisoner 1) "There's a dead body in the house, you on this bus with us."
  • (Yousef Erakat) "You alright, Hattie?"
  • (Patrice Lovely) "Hell no I ain't alright. She just punched me like a damn dude."
  • (Tyler Perry) "You lucky I didn't shoot your ass."
  • (Yousef Erakat) "She's not going to call the cops, is she?"
  • (Diamond White) "No, she has a lot of warrants. She's crazy but not that crazy."
  • (Yousef Erakat) "My name's Jonathan, El Presidente of this here fraterni-tay."

Liza Koshy as Aday

  • (Liza Koshy) "I want to go home."
  • (Mike Tornabene) "Me too, home run, I'm talking 5th base."
  • (Liza Koshy) "Is there even a 5th base? What is that?"
  • (Mike Tornabene) "Why're you freaking out?"
  • (Liza Koshy) "I'm not, what do you mean?"
  • (Mike Tornabene) "We get weird on each other."
  • (Liza Koshy) "I'm only 17."
  • (Mike Tornabene) "Y-you're 17?"
  • (Liza Koshy) "Yes."
  • (Mike Tornabene) "Years old?"
  • (Liza Koshy) "Yes."
  • (Mike Tornabene) "In human years?"
  • (Liza Koshy) "Yes."
  • (Mike Tornabene) "This girl is 17. 17 years old."

Brock O'Hurn as Horse

  • (Brock O'Hurn) "My name's Ronaldo, but my friends call me Horse."

Andrew Rush as Alice

  • (Andrew Rush) "Do you believe that Jesus is the Son of God?"
  • (Tyler Perry) "If that's what I gotta do then that's what I'm doing, I believe."
  • (Andrew Rush) "And you confess your sins?"
  • (Tyler Perry) "In front of all these children? You want me to confess all my sins in front of these men, I can't do that, I'll have them blushing."
  • (Tyler Perry) "You don't know what I used to do back in the day, honey. It wan't no fun. Bam."

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