Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 Quotes

Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 ended in 1970.

It features Bill Carraro as producer, Carter Burwell in charge of musical score, and Nancy Schreiber as head of cinematography.

Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 is 90 minutes long. Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 is distributed by Artisan Entertainment.

The cast includes: Jeffrey Donovan as Jeff, Stephen Barker Turner as Stephen, Erica Leerhsen as Erica, Tristine Skyler as Tristen, Kim Director as Kim, Kennen Sisco as Peggy, and Lanny Flaherty as Sheriff Cravens.

Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 Quotes

Lanny Flaherty as Sheriff Cravens

• (Lanny Flaherty) "Wipe that s*** off your face. You think that your makeup and black clothes give you POWER -- but you're just a scared, cowardly, little girl underneath all that."

Jeffrey Donovan as Jeff

• (Jeffrey Donovan) "You know, there's a lot of naysayers who come and say "Nay"."

• (Jeffrey Donovan) "We're all virgins on this bus."

• (Jeffrey Donovan) "The gene pool is a little shallow here. Dive in and you'll crack your skull open."

• (Jeffrey Donovan) "Ladies and gentlemen, that there is a naked woman."

• (Jeffrey Donovan) "If you don't believe in the Blair Witch, then why the hell did you come along?"
• (Kim Director) "I thought the movie was cool."

Kim Director as Kim

• (Kim Director) "Am I gonna have a problem with you too?"
• (Kennen Sisco) "No problem."
• (Kim Director) "Ok then, lets go."
• (Kennen Sisco) "Hmmmmmmm."
• (Kim Director) "Look, either you ring this stuff up, or I call your manager."
• (Kennen Sisco) "I am the manager."
• (Kim Director) "Really?"
• (Kennen Sisco) "Mmhhmm, yeah."
• (Kim Director) "Well then -- PEGGY."
• (Kim Director) "Could you go tell the bitch at the front register to do her god**** job."
• (Kennen Sisco) "Get the hell outta here."
• (Kim Director) "Not until I've completed my purchase."
• (Kennen Sisco) "We don't like people like you around here."
• (Kim Director) "You know what, I'm gonna make this so easy on you Peggy."
• (Kennen Sisco) "I told you to get the hell outta here."
• (Kim Director) "Touch me again, and I will rip out your god**** throat."
• (Kim Director) "And keep your motherf***ing change."

• (Kim Director) "They never should've let you out. You're a long way from sane."

• (Kim Director) "We brought something back with us."

• (Kim Director) "I'm trying to find the energy --"
• (Tristine Skyler) "Of the grave?"
• (Kim Director) "To stand up. I'm exhausted, I've been on the road for two days straight."

• (Kim Director) "Something happened us in the woods -- something evil."

• (Unnamed) "Hey Elvira, I've got something you can suck the blood outta."
• (Kim Director) "Oh yeah? Whip it out."

Stephen Barker Turner as Stephen

• (Stephen Barker Turner) "How many Heather Donahues does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
• (Jeffrey Donovan) "How many?"
• (Stephen Barker Turner) "Just one. Just one of them."

• (Stephen Barker Turner) "There was a Safeway a while back --"
• (Jeffrey Donovan) "That was in Burkittsville. I never shop in Burkittsville. I don't even piss there."

Tristine Skyler as Tristen

• (Tristine Skyler) "Steven, I Think I'm going f***ing crazy"

Erica Leerhsen as Erica

• (Erica Leerhsen) "We brought something back with us --"

• (Erica Leerhsen) "May I have permission to take this leaf? Thank you."

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