Born and Raised (Parks and Recreation) Quotes

Born and Raised (Parks and Recreation) is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Born &amp stopped airing in 1970.

Born and Raised (Parks and Recreation) Quotes

• (Joan Callamezzo) "When I was 18, Val Kilmer saw me at a mall and told me I should model."
• (Ben Wyatt) "That never happened."

• (Joan Callamezzo) "Let's hear it for the boys. Woo."
• (Ben Wyatt) "Wow, that was as long as it was loud --"

• (Joan Callamezzo) "Drink up, Tom. I'm gonna go powder my nose -- amongst other things. If you know what I mean."
• (Ben Wyatt) "Is she gonna powder her vagina?"
• (Tom Haverford) "You gotta help me, man."
• (Ben Wyatt) "Why? It seems to be going the usual amount of gross."
• (Tom Haverford) "No, this is way different. She's not married anymore. She had like five bottles of alcohol and she's calling me "Caramel". You've gotta throw some cold water on the situation. Start talking about nerd stuff."
• (Ben Wyatt) "You know, "nerd culture" is mainstream now. So, when you use the word "nerd" derogatorily, it means you're the one that's out of the zeitgeist."
• (Tom Haverford) "Yes, that's perfect. Just like that: be incredibly boring."

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