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Boys and Girls (The Office) Quotes

Boys and Girls (The Office) is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Boys and Girls ended its run in 1970.

Boys and Girls (The Office) Quotes

  • (Jan Levinson-Gould) "There are always a million reasons not to do something."
  • (Dwight Schrute) "That's a terrible idea."
  • (Jim Halpert) "What is?"
  • (Dwight Schrute) "Them in there all together. If they stay in there too long, they're gonna get on the same cycle. Wreak havoc on our plumbing."
  • (Michael Scott) "Pizza. Great equalizer. Rich people love pizza. Poor people love pizza. White people love pizza. Black people love pizza. Do black people like pizza?"
  • (Angela) "I'm not gaining anything from this seminar. I'm a professional woman, the head of Accounting. I'm in the healthiest relationship of my life. I just think it's insulting that Jan thinks we need this. And apparently, judging from her outfit, Jan aspires to be a whore."
  • (Pam Beesley) "What? You have something you want to say?"
  • (Jim Halpert) "You gotta take a chance on something, sometime, Pam. I mean, do you want to be a receptionist here, always?"
  • (Pam Beesley) "Oh, excuse me, I'm fine with my choices."
  • (Jim Halpert) "You are?"
  • (Pam Beesley) "Yeah."
  • (Roy) "I hate it when girls insist on taking them out to new restaurants every weekend night, and then they're like, "When are we gonna go on a date-date?""
  • (Dwight Schrute) "Yeah, and then they make you drive them to church the next morning. Like, gas ain't free."
  • (Michael Scott) "I think this is gonna work out great. Because managing the warehouse is a very important part of my job, and I haven't been there in months."
  • (Michael Scott) "What is our beef, as human men?"
  • (Lonny) "You know, that's a good question, Hasselhoff."
  • (Michael Scott) "We'll get someone to clean that up."
  • (Darryl) "We're the ones that gotta clean that up."
  • (Michael Scott) "Why does society force us to use urinals, when sitting down is far more comfortable?"
  • (Michael Scott) "Now, you may look around and see two groups here. White collar, blue collar. But I don't see it that way. And you know why not? Because I am collar-blind."
  • (Meredith) "Hi. I'm Meredith, and I'm an alch -- Good at supplier relations."
  • (Kevin) "I bet Roy heard about you liking Pam. I bet he'll try to beat you up."
  • (Jim Halpert) "Thanks for the heads-up, Kev."
  • (Kevin) "I got your back, if he does. But try to stay out of it."
  • (Meredith) "In five years, I'd like to be five years sober."
  • (Jan Levinson-Gould) "That is an excellent goal."
  • (Meredith) "Four and a half."
  • (Jan Levinson-Gould) "Sports metaphors are one of the ways women feel left out of the language of the office. Now, I know this might sound silly, but many women ask to go over it, so, "fumble" means --"
  • (Phyllis) "Mistake."
  • (Meredith) "Slip."
  • (Jan Levinson-Gould) "Right. "Par for the course" is a golf term. It means "right on track." "Below par" means "worse." Wait. That should mean better. That doesn't make sense."
  • (Kelly Kapoor) "What about "second base"? Like, if Michael said he got to second base with you, does that mean you, like, closed a deal?"
  • (Jan Levinson-Gould) "Excuse me?"
  • (Kelly Kapoor) "I mean, that's a baseball term, right?"
  • (Jan Levinson-Gould) "I don't know what Michael was talking about. I don't know."

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