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Bride of Chucky Quotes

Bride of Chucky is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Bride of Chucky ended its run in 1970.

It features David Kirschner, and Grace Gilroy as producer, Graeme Revell in charge of musical score, and Peter Pau as head of cinematography.

Bride of Chucky is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Bride of Chucky is 89 minutes long. Bride of Chucky is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Brad Dourif as Chucky, Jennifer Tilly as Tiffany, Nick Stabile as Jesse, Katherine Heigl as Jade, Lawrence Dane as Stoner, Janet Kidder as Diane, John Ritter as Chief Warren Kincaid, Vince Corazza as Bailey, and Gordon Michael Woolvett as David.

Bride of Chucky Quotes

Gordon Michael Woolvett as David

  • (Gordon Michael Woolvett) "Yuck. Not my type. I'm so over that whole uniform thing."
  • (Gordon Michael Woolvett) "Hello?"
  • (Katherine Heigl) "David, it's me."
  • (Gordon Michael Woolvett) "Jade. Where are you?"
  • (Katherine Heigl) "Niagara. The Honeymoon Suites Motel, which believe me is worse than it sounds."
  • (Gordon Michael Woolvett) "Are you okay?"
  • (Katherine Heigl) "No, I'm married."
  • (Gordon Michael Woolvett) "Screw him. If I were you, I would take Jade get the hell outta Dodge and never look back."
  • (Gordon Michael Woolvett) "Oh Christ, it's Needlenose."
  • (Gordon Michael Woolvett) "What the f***?"

Jennifer Tilly as Tiffany

  • (Jennifer Tilly) "Have you got a rubber?"
  • (Brad Dourif) "Have I got a rubber? Tiff, look at me. I'm ALL rubber."
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "That's right -- wait, I thought you were plastic?"
  • (Brad Dourif) "Tiff -- kiss me"
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "Ok."
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "Hello."
  • (Vince Corazza) "Hey I'm on my way. And don't forget my money."
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "See you soon. And Bailey, don't you forget. Curiosity killed the cat."
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "Ten years is a long time, Chucky. Besides, I was never actually with him. You know me. I'll kill anybody, but I'll only sleep with someone I love."
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "Jesse, honey, could you give me a hand with this?"
  • (Nick Stabile) "Yeah, okay, uh, just a second."
  • (Nick Stabile) "Thanks, sweet face. I owe you one."
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "Oh, my God. I'm crying. I wonder if all the plumbing works."
  • (Brad Dourif) "Well, I don't know about you but I'm starting to feel a bit like Pinocchio here. And I am anatomically correct."
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "What a crock."
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "A woman spends all day over a hot stove slaving away for her man. The least he can do is the dishes."
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "You son of a bitch. What have you done to me?"
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "You got your wish. You're mine now doll. And if you know what's good for you, you are going to love, honor, and obey."
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "I wouldn't marry you if you had the body of G.I.Joe"
  • (Brad Dourif) "Hey, Raggedy Anne, you looked in the mirror lately? Now's not the time to get picky"
  • (Damien) "Hey, how was your day?"
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "Same old same old."
  • (Damien) "Oh, hey, check it out."
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "What?"
  • (Damien) "Check it out."
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "What is it?"
  • (Damien) "You mean who is it."
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "Who is it?"
  • (Damien) "You mean who was it."
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "Oh, my God. Oh, my God, you really did a number on him, didn't you?"
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "What did you use? Was it really bloody? Did he scream a lot? Was he half -- you know, Damien, this guy looks awfully familiar. I recognise the nail polish."
  • (Damien) "s***."
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "You never really actually killed anybody, did you? Did you. Did you, you pathetic worm."
  • (Damien) "Come on Tiff, I'm workin' up to it."
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "Oh, Chucky look at us. We belong dead. I'll see you in hell, darling."
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "Who the hell's this bozo? What's he doing?"
  • (Brad Dourif) "Screwing with our ride, that's what."
  • (Brad Dourif) "Ahh, what the hell, I need the exercise."
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "Were you born with that knife superglued to your hand or what?"
  • (Brad Dourif) "What are you talking about?"
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "For god's sake Chucky, drag yourself into the 90s. Stabbings went out with Bundy and Dahmer. You look like Martha Stewart with that thing."
  • (Brad Dourif) "Who the f*** is Martha Stewart?"
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "My idol. And what does Martha tell you to do when friends drop by for dinner and you haven't had time to shop? You improvise."
  • (Damien) "Come on, let me in or I'm likely to catch my death out here."
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "Promises, promises."
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Back on your knees. Crawl. Good boy. Stay down on the floor where you belong. That's right."
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "Barbie, eat your heart out."
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "My mother always said love was supposed set you free. But that's not true, Chucky. I've been a prisoner of my love for you for a very long time. Now it's payback time."
  • (Brad Dourif) "You let me outta here right now."
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "Sweet dreams, asshole."
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "I was thinking about what you said about wanting to get married --"
  • (Brad Dourif) "Yeah?"
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "I think it would be time for you to settle down."
  • (Brad Dourif) "Babe, you made the best choice ever. You won't regret this, I promise. I'm going to treat you like a princess."
  • (Brad Dourif) "What's that?"
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "Your bride."
  • (Unnamed) "With this ring I thee wed --"
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "Oh, Chucky. She's beautiful."
  • (Brad Dourif) "You are so dead."
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "Well, hello, dolly."
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "Now you watch me."
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "Both of you."
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "My mother always told me love would set me free."
  • (Brad Dourif) "Get off my knife."

Brad Dourif as Chucky

  • (Brad Dourif) "Face it, Tiff. You need me, otherwise you're stuck like this for good."
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "I don't need you, I'll look it up myself."
  • (Brad Dourif) "Oh, go ahead. Chapter six. Page two-seventeen."
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "'The heart of Dambala' -- what's that?"
  • (Brad Dourif) "An amulet. We need it to transfer our souls into human bodies."
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "OK. And where the hell is it?"
  • (Brad Dourif) "I was wearing it around my neck the night those bastards gunned me down. It was buried with my corpse, in Hackensack, New Jersey."
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "All right. Let's go."
  • (Brad Dourif) "Oh, sure. I'll steer and you can work the peddles. We're DOLLS ya dope."
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "Oh my god, what are we gonna do."
  • (Brad Dourif) "Aye aye aye."
  • (Brad Dourif) "Shut up."
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "You shut up."
  • (Brad Dourif) "I love you."
  • (Brad Dourif) "Why does that look so familiar?"
  • (Brad Dourif) "Hurry up."
  • (Katherine Heigl) "I'm trying, you f***ing midget."
  • (Brad Dourif) "I'd imagine at this point you two must have a lot of questions. You do know who I am?"
  • (Nick Stabile) "Chucky --"
  • (Brad Dourif) "And this --"
  • (Brad Dourif) "is Tiffany."
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "I believe we already met, haven't we, sweet-face?"
  • (Nick Stabile) "S-s-so, how-how did you end up like this?"
  • (Brad Dourif) "Well, it's a long story."
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "It sure is."
  • (Brad Dourif) "In fact if it were a movie, it would take three or four sequels just to do it justice."
  • (Unnamed) "Spell "woman"."
  • (Unnamed) "B-I-T-C-H. That is incorrect. The correct spelling of woman in "W-O-M --"
  • (Brad Dourif) "Shows how much you know."
  • (Unnamed) "I promise to honor, love, and cherish, till death us do part."
  • (Brad Dourif) "You got that right."
  • (Brad Dourif) "What would Martha Stewart say?"
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "f*** Martha Stewart. Martha Stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt. Here I am, slaving a way over a hot stove, making cookies -- making Swedish meatballs, and for what? A man who doesn't appreciate me. For a man that can't even wash one f***ing dish. For a man who isn't even a man at all where it counts, if you get my drift. -to Jade- Take it from me honey, plastic is no substitute for a nice hunk of wood."
  • (Brad Dourif) "I didn't hear her complaining last night. Any guy would need a hunk of plastic, probably battery operated to get a reaction out of you in bed. And by the way, where the hell did you learn to bake?"
  • (Brad Dourif) "I give them six months, three if she gains weight."
  • (Brad Dourif) "Bitch. You broke my neck."
  • (Brad Dourif) "Tiffany. Where the f*** are you?"
  • (Nick Stabile) "You got company?"
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "Nope, just babysitting. Foul-mouthed little f***er."
  • (Brad Dourif) "Go ahead and shoot. I'll be back. I ALWAYS come back --. But dying is such a bitch."
  • (Brad Dourif) "Huh. A true classic never goes out of style."
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "That was good."

Lawrence Dane as Stoner

  • (Lawrence Dane) "Rude f***in' doll."

Katherine Heigl as Jade

  • (Katherine Heigl) "This is a new low."
  • (John Ritter) "For you too. Get in the car."
  • (Katherine Heigl) "My parents liked all my friends."

John Ritter as Chief Warren Kincaid

  • (John Ritter) "So, I've heard a lot about you, David. I understand you're off to Princetown next fall."
  • (Gordon Michael Woolvett) "Yes, sir."
  • (John Ritter) "What are you gonna study?"
  • (Gordon Michael Woolvett) "Theatre arts."
  • (John Ritter) "But on an athletic scholarship, right? Playing hockey?"
  • (Gordon Michael Woolvett) "Figure skating."
  • (John Ritter) "Jade, when you're 18 you can go to hell for all I care. But until then, I'm stuck with you, and I'll be damned if I'm gonna let you embarass me by winding up on Jerry Springer with some trailer trash low-life."
  • (Nick Stabile) "You f***."
  • (John Ritter) "But you won't. Not Jade anyway, not anymore."

Nick Stabile as Jesse

  • (Nick Stabile) "How'd you end up like this?"
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "It's a long story."
  • (Brad Dourif) "Let me put it this way. If this were a movie, it would take three or four sequels to do it justice."
  • (Nick Stabile) "You can't keep us from seeing each other."
  • (John Ritter) "I'm the chief of police, sport. I can do whatever I want. Like for example if I were to run a blood test on you tonight and the results made you look like Christian Slater on New Year's Eve, do you think anyone would question me?"
  • (Nick Stabile) "They think we're mass murderers."
  • (Gordon Michael Woolvett) "Multiple murderers, actually. Mass murderers kill a whole lot of people at the same time, like at the post office."

Janet Kidder as Diane

  • (Janet Kidder) "Oh Russ, have you ever seen anything so cute in your life. What an excellent idea for a wedding gift."
  • (Janet Kidder) "Oh, well this one has a face only a mother could love."
  • (Brad Dourif) "Hi, I'm Chucky, and I wouldn't talk if I were you. Hidy-ho. Hahaha."

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