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Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (film) Quotes

Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (film) is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason ended in 1970.

It features Harry Gregson-Williams in charge of musical score, and Adrian Biddle as head of cinematography.

Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (film) is recorded in English, German, and Thai and originally aired in United Kingdom, France, Germany, Ireland, and United States. Each episode of Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (film) is 108 minutes long. Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (film) is distributed by Universal Studios, United International Pictures, and Mars Distribution.

The cast includes: Colin Firth as Mark Darcy, Renée Zellweger as Bridget Jones, Hugh Grant as Daniel Cleaver, Wolf Kahler as Mum, Sally Phillips as Shazzer, Jacinda Barrett as Rebecca, and Donald Douglas as Dad.

Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (film) Quotes

Sally Phillips as Shazzer

  • (Sally Phillips) "You wouldn't sleep with him?"
  • (Renée Zellweger) "No, of course not. Absolutely not."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "But he is clever."
  • (Sally Phillips) "Yes?"
  • (Renée Zellweger) "And handsome."
  • (Sally Phillips) "He's also a dysfunctional, f***ed-up, middle-aged lost boy."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Well, no one's perfect."
  • (Sally Phillips) "Jellyfisher alert. Jellyfisher alert."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Janey Osbourne. Talking to her is like swimming in a sea and being stung repeatedly by an enormous jellyfish."
  • (Sally Phillips) "f***."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "What?"
  • (Sally Phillips) "There's no f***ing room in the f***ing suitcase."
  • (Sally Phillips) "What about a wig? They're lawyers aren't they? Lawyers love wigs."

Hugh Grant as Daniel Cleaver

  • (Hugh Grant) "You're insane."
  • (Colin Firth) "And you're a disgrace, Cleaver, and you're gonna pay for it."
  • (Hugh Grant) "Ow, you're pulling my hair. f*** off, I'm not going in the sodding water."
  • (Colin Firth) "You're going in, Cleaver."
  • (Hugh Grant) "If I'm going in, you're going in with me, you smug bastard."
  • (Hugh Grant) "Well, you know what a fan I am of any woman married to Mark Darcy."
  • (Hugh Grant) "What are you gonna do now? Drown me in sixteen inches of water?"
  • (Colin Firth) "Yes, certainly."
  • (Hugh Grant) "Doesn't everyone deserve a second chance? Hmm?"
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Except Hitler."
  • (Hugh Grant) "New York. the Big, Juicy Apple. The city that never sleeps with the same person two nights running. My favorite place in America, where Sex And The City isn't just a programme, it's a promise."
  • (Hugh Grant) "I spent the night with a gorgeous Thai girl who turned out to be a gorgeous Thai boy."
  • (Hugh Grant) "Oh, come on Jones. Who gave who the hoof -- and why?"
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Let's just say -- that we suffered from fatal incompatibility."
  • (Hugh Grant) "You know what, mate? If you are so obsessed with Bridget Jones, why don't you just marry her?"
  • (Hugh Grant) "Cause then she'd definitely shag me."

Donald Douglas as Dad

  • (Donald Douglas) "Ciggy?"
  • (Renée Zellweger) "No. No thanks. I've given up again."
  • (Donald Douglas) "Shame. I find them very useful. I take great comfort in the fact that they might kill me before things actually get worse."

Renée Zellweger as Bridget Jones

  • (Renée Zellweger) "You know, I never really understood why you wanted to date me. It seems so unlikely."
  • (Hugh Grant) "Come on, Jones, for God's sake. You're sexy. You make me laugh; at you of course, not with you. And you were, incidentally, the best shag I ever had."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Friends; they spend years trying to find you a boyfriend, but the moment you get one, they instantly tell you to dump him."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "She's got legs up to here. My legs only come up to here."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "I read that you should never go out with someone if you can think of three reasons why you shouldn't."
  • (Colin Firth) "And can you think of three?"
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Yes."
  • (Colin Firth) "Which are?"
  • (Renée Zellweger) "First off, I embarrass you. I can't ski, I can't ride, I can't speak Latin, my legs only come up to here and yes I will always be just a little bit fat. And you, you fold your underpants before you go to bed."
  • (Colin Firth) "No, hang on. That-that can't be a reason."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "No, it's not a reason. But you're not perfect either. You look down your nose at absolutely everyone and you're incapable of doing anything spontaneous or potentially affectionate."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "It feels like you're waiting to find someone in the VIP room who's- who's so fantastic, just the way she is, that you don't need to fix her."
  • (Colin Firth) "Bridget, this is mad."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "And perhaps you thought you found her."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Do you want to marry me?"
  • (Colin Firth) "Look- I --"
  • (Renée Zellweger) "You see, you can never muster the strength, to fight for me."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "You think you've found the right man, but there's so much wrong with him, and then he finds there's so much wrong with you, and then it all just falls apart."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Am late, with mad hair, and can barely breathe in scary knickers."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "You are angry."
  • (Colin Firth) "No, I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Disappointed? Oh, God, that's worse than angry."
  • (Colin Firth) "I'm just disappointed I can't take you home this instant."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Have never been happier in entire life. However, must not obsess or fantasize."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Bridget Darcy; Mrs. Darcy; Mr. and Mrs. Darcy; Lord and Lady Darcy."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Janey Osbourne. Talking to her is like swimming in a sea and being stung repeatedly by an enormous jellyfish."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "You can't do this, I'm English. And an award-winning journalist -- Well, maybe not award-winning, but I have been to lots of award ceremonies."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Oh God, I'm very worried. What if someone says, "Bridget Jones get out of here, you are ridiculous"?"
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Daniel Cleaver is a deceitful, sexist, disgusting specimen of humanity that I wouldn't share a lift with, let alone a job."
  • (Hugh Grant) "Oh, come on Jones there must have been something you liked about me."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "You have a nice car. And; quite nice manners, outside the bedroom. But that's about it. And by the way, I know exactly where Germany is. The question is, do you know the location of your arsehole?"
  • (Hugh Grant) "As a matter of fact I do know the exact location of my arsehole. And hers, for that matter."

Colin Firth as Mark Darcy

  • (Colin Firth) "Would you step outside please?"
  • (Hugh Grant) "I'm afraid it's not possible."
  • (Colin Firth) "Look are you gonna step outside or do I have to drag you?"
  • (Hugh Grant) "I think you're gonna have to drag me."
  • (Colin Firth) "As a matter of fact, I have a question to ask you."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Okay. As long as it's not, "Will you marry me?""
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Oh, God -- It is "Will you marry me?""
  • (Colin Firth) "Well, I'm not going to say it now."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "No, no, no. Just wait."
  • (Colin Firth) "The moment's gone, Bridget."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "We've just come out into the corridor and you say, "I've got a question to ask you" and then I don't say anything."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "and you say --"
  • (Colin Firth) "Bridget Jones, will you marry me?"
  • (Colin Firth) "Bridget, will you stop? Stop staring at me while I'm asleep. Now, find something to do."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Sorry."
  • (Colin Firth) "Hello?"
  • (Renée Zellweger) "It's me. Just wondered how you are."
  • (Colin Firth) "I'm fine thanks. Everything alright with you?"
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Fine, though, er, I've just had a rather graphic shag flashback. You do have a genuinely gorgeous bottom."
  • (Colin Firth) "Right, well, thank you. I'm actually with the Mexican Ambassador just at the moment and the Head of Amnesty International and the Under Secretary for Trade and Industry and you're on speakerphone."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Oh, right."
  • (Colin Firth) "And this is Horatio --"
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Horatio?"
  • (Colin Firth) "Yes, Horatio."
  • (Colin Firth) "Can I ask you a question Bridget?"
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Of course, any question -- as long as it's not, 'Will You Marry Me'."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Omg, it is isn't it? It's will you Marry me? Ok, no. Wait, pretend that we just came out --"
  • (Renée Zellweger) "and you asked me if you could ask me a question and I said yes and NOTHING more. Ok, go."
  • (Colin Firth) "Bridget Jones, will you marry me?"

Jacinda Barrett as Rebecca

  • (Jacinda Barrett) "Bridget Jones."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "No, I'm Bridget Jones."
  • (Jacinda Barrett) "It was me who recommended this resort. I've been coming here since I was 11."
  • (Renée Zellweger) "Wow. Three whole years."

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