Broadway Danny Rose Quotes

Broadway Danny Rose is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Broadway Danny Rose ended its run in 1970.

It features Robert Greenhut as producer, Basil Poledouris in charge of musical score, and Gordon Willis as head of cinematography.

Broadway Danny Rose is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Broadway Danny Rose is 84 minutes long. Broadway Danny Rose is distributed by Orion Pictures.

The cast includes: Woody Allen as Danny Rose, Mia Farrow as Tina Vitale, and Herb Reynolds as Barney Dunn.

Broadway Danny Rose Quotes

Mia Farrow as Tina Vitale

• (Mia Farrow) "He had it comin'."

• (Mia Farrow) "I like it when he takes the microphone off the stand and sort of throws the microphone from hand to hand."
• (Woody Allen) "That's my gesture. I gave him that."
• (Mia Farrow) "Years ago he took the microphone off the stand."
• (Woody Allen) "But he didn't throw it from hand to hand. I used to do that in nightclub acts."
• (Mia Farrow) "So you taught him to throw the microphone from hand to hand --"
• (Woody Allen) "I taught him everything he knows."

• (Mia Farrow) "I don't want to over-wriggle --"

Woody Allen as Danny Rose

• (Woody Allen) "Don't forget to do "My Funny Valentine" with the special lyrics about the moon landing."

• (Woody Allen) "The cat ate his bird. That comes under the Act of God clause."

• (Woody Allen) "My hand to God, she's gonna be at Carnegie Hall. But you; I'll let you have her now at the old price, OK? Which is, which is anything you wanna give me. Anything at all."

• (Woody Allen) "I drove up here today. I love driving. You run across so many interesting people."

• (Woody Allen) "I don't see you folding balloons in joints, you're gonna be folding balloons in -- colleges and universities."

• (Woody Allen) "You know what my philosophy of life is? That it's important to have some laughs, but you gotta suffer a little too, because otherwise you miss the whole point to life."

• (Woody Allen) "Take my Aunt Rose. Not a beautiful woman at all. She looked like something from a live bait store."

• (Woody Allen) "If you take my advice, you'll become one of the great balloon-folding acts of all time. Really, 'cause I don't just see you folding balloons in joints. You listen to me, you're gonna fold balloons at universities and colleges."

• (Woody Allen) "The days before you'll go onstage you gotta look in the mirror and you gotta say your three S's: star, smile, strong."

• (Woody Allen) "My rabbi, Rabbi Perlstein, used to say we're all guilty in the eyes of God."
• (Mia Farrow) "Do you believe in God?"
• (Woody Allen) "No, no. But I'm guilty over it."

Herb Reynolds as Barney Dunn

• (Herb Reynolds) "Hey D- D- Danny, who's your fr- fr- fr- fr- guest?"

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