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Buck Privates Quotes

Buck Privates is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Buck Privates stopped airing in 1970.

It features Alex Gottlieb as producer, Charles Previn in charge of musical score, and Milton R. Krasner as head of cinematography.

Buck Privates is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Buck Privates is 84 minutes long. Buck Privates is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Bud Abbott as Slicker Smith, and Lou Costello as Herbie Brown.

Buck Privates Quotes

Bud Abbott as Slicker Smith

  • (Bud Abbott) "You're 40 years-old and you're in love with this little girl that's 10 years-old. You're four times as old as that girl and you couldn't marry her, could you?"
  • (Lou Costello) "Not unless I come from the mountains."
  • (Bud Abbott) "All right- you're 40 years-old, you're four times as old as this girl, and you can't marry her, so you wait five years. By that time the little girl's 15 and you're 45. You're only three times as old as that little girl. So you wait 15 years and when the girl is 30, you're at 60. You're only twice as old as that little girl."
  • (Lou Costello) "She's catching up."
  • (Bud Abbott) "Yes, yes. Now here's the question. How long do you have to wait until you and that little girl are the same age?"
  • (Lou Costello) "Now what kinda question is that? That's ridiculous."
  • (Bud Abbott) "Ridiculous or not, answer the question."
  • (Lou Costello) "If I wait for that girl she'll pass me up. She'll wind up older than I am."
  • (Bud Abbott) "What are you talking about?"
  • (Lou Costello) "She'll have to wait for me."
  • (Bud Abbott) "Why should she wait for you?"
  • (Lou Costello) "-- I was nice enough to wait for her."
  • (Bud Abbott) "Throw your chest out. Go on. Throw your chest out."
  • (Lou Costello) "I'm not through with it yet."
  • (Bud Abbott) "Quiet."

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