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Buffy the Vampire Slayer (film) Quotes

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (film) is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Buffy the Vampire Slayer ended its run in 1970.

It features Howard Rosenman as producer, Carter Burwell in charge of musical score, and James Hayman as head of cinematography.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer (film) is 86 minutes long. Buffy the Vampire Slayer (film) is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Paul Reubens as Amilyn, Kristy Swanson as Buffy, Natasha Gregson Wagner as Andy, Sasha Jenson as Grueller, Luke Perry as Pike, Donald Sutherland as Merrick, Rutger Hauer as Lothos, Hilary Swank as Kimberly, Paris Vaughan as Nicole, Randall Batinkoff as Jeffrey, David Arquette as Benny, Stephen Root as Gary, Thomas Jane as Zeph, and Kristy Swanson as Buffy's Mom.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (film) Quotes

Kristy Swanson as Buffy

  • (Kristy Swanson) "Bye-Bye Bobby."
  • (Randall Batinkoff) "Bye. She thinks my name is Bobby?"
  • (Kristy Swanson) "It's possible she thinks my name's Bobby."
  • (Kristy Swanson) "The environment."
  • (Paris Vaughan) "The homelesses?"
  • (Hilary Swank) "Oh, please."
  • (Jennifer) "Are there any good sicknesses that aren't too depressing?"
  • (Kristy Swanson) "Guys. The environment. I'm telling you, it's totally key. The earth is in terrible shape, we could all die, and besides, Sting's doing it."
  • (Kristy Swanson) "Does the word "duh" mean anything to you?"
  • (Kristy Swanson) "Well, you know, I'm not gonna kick so easy. I've got a few things the other girls didn't have."
  • (Donald Sutherland) "As for example, what?"
  • (Kristy Swanson) "My keen fashion sense."
  • (Kristy Swanson) "Don't worry. They can't come in unless they're invited."
  • (Hilary Swank) "I already invited 'em."
  • (Hilary Swank) "They're seniors."
  • (Kristy Swanson) "Oh, wow. I-I never hit anybody before."
  • (Donald Sutherland) "Really? Well you did it perfectly."
  • (Kristy Swanson) "I didn't even break a nail."
  • (Kristy Swanson) "What language are you speaking?"
  • (Hilary Swank) "Get out of my facial."
  • (Kristy Swanson) "D'you have any gum?"
  • (Kristy Swanson) "I have something that the other girls didn't have."
  • (Donald Sutherland) "And what might that be, pray?"
  • (Kristy Swanson) "My keen fashion sense."
  • (Donald Sutherland) "Oh, vampires of the world beware."
  • (Kristy Swanson) "Excuse much. Rude or anything?"
  • (Biker) "Hey babe. You want to get some real power between your legs?"
  • (Kristy Swanson) "Yeah, I do."
  • (Biker) "Dyke. You're a dyke. I'm telling the world."
  • (Kristy Swanson) "Does Elvis talk to you? Does he tell you to do things? Do you see spots?"
  • (Kristy Swanson) "Do you know what time it is?"
  • (Kristy Swanson) "Uh -- around ten?"
  • (Kristy Swanson) "I knew this thing was slow. You pay a fortune for something --"
  • (Kristy Swanson) "Honey, come on, we're gonna be late."
  • (Kristy Swanson) "Is that your van?"
  • (Luke Perry) "Yeah, it was. It's still --"
  • (Unnamed) "BluaaaahUGH."
  • (Kristy Swanson) "Pike isn't a name, it's a fish."
  • (Kristy Swanson) "Three weeks ago, all I thought about was -- well I didn't actually think about anything."
  • (Kristy Swanson) "Are you okay?"
  • (Luke Perry) "I can't move my legs."
  • (Kristy Swanson) "Why?"
  • (Luke Perry) "'Cause you're sittin' on them."
  • (Kristy Swanson) "All I want to do is graduate from high school, go to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die. Now it may not sound too great to a sconehead like you, but I think it's swell. And you come along and tell me I'm a member of the hairy mole club so you can throw things at me?"
  • (Buffy's Dad) "Ok Honey, be good."
  • (Buffy's Dad) "And stay away from the Jag."
  • (Kristy Swanson) "Good bye."
  • (Kristy Swanson) "Great. My secret weapon is PMS. That's just terrific. Thanks for telling me."
  • (Kristy Swanson) "I can't believe I'm doing this. I can't believe I'm in a graveyard with a strange man hunting for vampires on a school night."
  • (Kristy Swanson) "It's a stupid dance with stupid people I see every stupid day."

Hilary Swank as Kimberly

  • (Hilary Swank) "Nice ensemble."
  • (Hilary Swank) "Buffy? What's your sitch? You're acting like the thing from another tax bracket. It's too weird."
  • (Kristy Swanson) "Listen, a lot's been going on you guys, okay? And I really wanted to talk to you guys about it. See, um, a couple of weeks ago, I met this guy- --"
  • (Hilary Swank) "Oh my god, you're having an affair?"
  • (Paris Vaughan) "Cool."
  • (Jennifer) "Does Jeffrey know?"
  • (Kristy Swanson) "It's not about that. He's, like, old. He's fifty."
  • (Jennifer) "Ewwwww."
  • (Jennifer) "Gross."
  • (Kristy Swanson) "Haven't you guys noticed what's been going on here? The strange things? Have you noticed people disappearing, turning up dead?"
  • (Paris Vaughan) "What are you talking about?"
  • (Hilary Swank) "Weird? You mean like hanging around with that homeless Poke?"
  • (Kristy Swanson) "Pike."
  • (Paris Vaughan) "Eww, you're having an affair with him?"
  • (Jennifer) "He doesn't look fifty."
  • (Kristy Swanson) "Guys, I think reality stepped out of here about five minutes ago."
  • (Hilary Swank) "Get out of my facial."

Luke Perry as Pike

  • (Luke Perry) "I know that guy. That is a bad guy. Can we go please?"
  • (Luke Perry) "Com'on lefty, you remember what happened the last time you messed with me?"
  • (Paul Reubens) "Oh, I remember."
  • (Luke Perry) "s***"
  • (Luke Perry) "Buffy, you're the guy. You are the chosen guy."
  • (Kristy Swanson) "Right. I'm the chosen one. And I choose to be shopping."
  • (Luke Perry) "Look. Air."

Stephen Root as Gary

  • (Stephen Root) "Detention"
  • (Stephen Root) "-- detention"
  • (Stephen Root) "-- detention."
  • (Stephen Root) "Detention, detention."
  • (Stephen Root) "Hey, there's nothing to be afraid of. I know where you're coming from. Believe me. I'll tell you the truth. I've had my drug experiences, too. I did a lot; I did some acid in the Sixties. Well, the late Seventies, actually. It was at a Doobie Brother's concert -- and I could see the music flowing into me, it was bright red and electric, and I felt like a big toaster, and I thought, maybe I am a toaster, we're all molecules, and my friend Melissa, her head looked like a big party balloon, and that scared me, I started to freak out --"
  • (Stephen Root) "I have detention slips here and I'm not afraid to use them."
  • (Stephen Root) "That is defiantly not a student."

Thomas Jane as Zeph

  • (Thomas Jane) "Where the hell are going?"
  • (Luke Perry) "I'm leaving man, I'm bailing town. This place has gotten way too hairy."
  • (Thomas Jane) "Where the hell I'm I gonna find a mechanic stupid enough to work for my kind of money?"
  • (Luke Perry) "Seen Benny lately?"
  • (Thomas Jane) "No. Hey. What, you want me to give him a message?"
  • (Luke Perry) "You should think about leaving too, man. Sell this place. There's something going on around here. I don't know, something really weird."
  • (Thomas Jane) "Hey, what do you want me to do if I see Benny?"
  • (Luke Perry) "Run."

Donald Sutherland as Merrick

  • (Donald Sutherland) "None of the other girls ever gave me this much trouble."
  • (Kristy Swanson) "And where are they now?"
  • (Donald Sutherland) "You do everything wrong."
  • (Kristy Swanson) "Sorry."
  • (Donald Sutherland) "No. Do it wrong. Don't play our game."
  • (Donald Sutherland) "None of the other girls ever gave me this much trouble."
  • (Kristy Swanson) "And where are they now? Hello."
  • (Donald Sutherland) "And you're going to be able to use that to track them."
  • (Kristy Swanson) "Great. My secret weapon is PMS. That's just terrific. Thanks for telling me."
  • (Donald Sutherland) "It's not a weapon. It's an alert system."
  • (Kristy Swanson) "Well, aren't we kung fu? I don't see you out there killing any vampires."
  • (Donald Sutherland) "I play my part."
  • (Kristy Swanson) "You can play with your part all you want, but it's my neck on the block."
  • (Donald Sutherland) "I've searched the entire world for you, Buffy. To bring you -- your birthright."
  • (Kristy Swanson) "My birthright?"
  • (Kristy Swanson) "You mean, like a trust fund?"

Sasha Jenson as Grueller

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David Arquette as Benny

  • (David Arquette) "Let me in, Pike. I'm hungry."
  • (Luke Perry) "Go home, Ben."
  • (David Arquette) "C'mon I'm hungry."
  • (Luke Perry) "You're floating. C'mon, man, get away from here."
  • (David Arquette) "Her yabos scoff at gravity."

Rutger Hauer as Lothos

  • (Rutger Hauer) "Honestly, I don't know how you made it through the Crusades."
  • (Rutger Hauer) "Now I'm really pissed off."
  • (Rutger Hauer) "I haven't finished with you, bitch."
  • (Rutger Hauer) "You and I are one."
  • (Kristy Swanson) "One what? Cute couple? I don't THINK so."
  • (Rutger Hauer) "This is your defense? Puh-lease. Your puny faith?"
  • (Kristy Swanson) "No."
  • (Kristy Swanson) "My keen fashion sense."

Natasha Gregson Wagner as Andy

  • (Natasha Gregson Wagner) "They had this look in their eyes, totally cold, animal. I think they were young Republicans."

Paul Reubens as Amilyn

  • (Paul Reubens) "We're immortal, Buffy. We can do anything."
  • (Kristy Swanson) "Oh yeah? Clap."
  • (Paul Reubens) "Will you be wagging that jaw of yours while I'm biting it off?"
  • (Luke Perry) "Are you addressing I?"
  • (Paul Reubens) "You ruined my new jacket. Kill him A LOT."

Paris Vaughan as Nicole

  • (Paris Vaughan) "You got a C-plus? I can't believe I cheated off of you."
  • (Kristy Swanson) "Excuse me for not knowing about El Salvador, like I'm ever going to Spain anyway."
  • (Paris Vaughan) "Buff, I don't see why we have to invite every single senior."
  • (Kristy Swanson) "Because it's the senior dance. It's just a shot in the dark."

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