Buffy the Vampire Slayer (season 2) Quotes

Buffy the Vampire Slayer is a TV program that debuted in 1997 on The WB. Buffy the Vampire Slayer ended its run in 1998.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer lasted 22 episodes.

The cast includes: Anthony Head as Rupert Giles, Charisma Carpenter as Cordelia Chase, Sarah Michelle Gellar as Buffy Summers, Sarah Michelle Gellar as Dawn Summers, Alyson Hannigan as Willow Rosenberg, Nicholas Brendon as Xander Harris, and Alyson Hannigan as Oz.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer Quotes

Nicholas Brendon as Xander Harris

• (Nicholas Brendon) "Who's a little fear demon? Come on, who's a little fear demon?"
• (Anthony Head) "Xander, don't taunt it."
• (Nicholas Brendon) "What, can it hurt me?"
• (Anthony Head) "No, it's just -- tacky."

• (Billy 'Ford' Fordham) "I know all your deepest secrets, Summers."
• (Nicholas Brendon) "Care to make a small wager on that?"

• (Nicholas Brendon) "Are you ready to get down, you funky party weasel?"

• (Anya) "I know you like me. I've seen you looking at my breasts."
• (Nicholas Brendon) "No offense, but when a guy does that, it just means his eyes are open."

• (Nicholas Brendon) "You know what day is great for a break-up? Any day but Valentine's Day."

Alyson Hannigan as Willow Rosenberg

• (Alyson Hannigan) "What's his number? Oh yeah, 1-800-I'm-dating-a-skanky-hoe."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Meow."
• (Alyson Hannigan) "Really? I've never gotten a 'meow' before."

• (Alyson Hannigan) "It looks dead. It smells dead. Yet it's moving around. That's interesting."

• (Alyson Hannigan) "So I guess it's true: scythe matters."

Sarah Michelle Gellar as Buffy Summers

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "So Dawn's in trouble. Must be Tuesday."

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "I think I'll take a drumstick."
• (Alyson Hannigan) "I'm a breast gal myself. But of course, you already knew that."

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Oh my God. You will never believe what happened at school today."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Everybody started singing and dancing?"
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "I gave birth to a pterodactyl."
• (Anya) "Oh my God. Did it sing?"

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "I'm not a kid."

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "From beneath you, it devours."

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Cordelia. Your mouth is open, sound is coming from it. This is never good."

• (Spike) "It's nice to watch you be happy. For them, even. I don't see it a lot. You -- You glow."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "That's because the dress is radioactive."

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Amy. How've you been?"
• (Amy Madison) "Rat. You?"
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Dead."
• (Amy Madison) "Oh."

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "When do I get to patrol?"
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Not until you're never."

• (Billy 'Ford' Fordham) "I thought you were slaying a vampire."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "I was whatting a what?"

Charisma Carpenter as Cordelia Chase

• (Charisma Carpenter) "You're really campagning for Bitch Of The Year, aren't you?"
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "As defending champion, you nervous?"

• (Charisma Carpenter) "No way. I wish us into bizarro-land and you two guys are still together?"

Anthony Head as Rupert Giles

• (Anthony Head) "In every generation there is a Chosen One. She alone will stand against the vampires, the demons and the forces of darkness. She is the Slayer."

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