Buffy the Vampire Slayer (season 5) Quotes

Buffy the Vampire Slayer is a TV show that debuted in 2000 on The WB. Buffy the Vampire Slayer stopped airing in 2001.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer lasted 22 episodes.

The cast includes: Anthony Stewart Head as Rupert Giles, Sarah Michelle Gellar as Buffy Summers, Emma Caulfield as Anya, Michelle Trachtenberg as Dawn Summers, Alyson Hannigan as Willow Rosenberg, Nicholas Brendon as Xander Harris, James Marsters as Spike, and Alyson Hannigan as Oz.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer Quotes

Nicholas Brendon as Xander Harris

• (Nicholas Brendon) "Are you ready to get down, you funky party weasel?"

• (Billy 'Ford' Fordham) "I know all your deepest secrets, Summers."
• (Nicholas Brendon) "Care to make a small wager on that?"

• (Nicholas Brendon) "Who's a little fear demon? Come on, who's a little fear demon?"
• (Anthony Stewart Head) "Xander, don't taunt it."
• (Nicholas Brendon) "What, can it hurt me?"
• (Anthony Stewart Head) "No, it's just -- tacky."

Alyson Hannigan as Willow Rosenberg

• (Alyson Hannigan) "So I guess it's true: scythe matters."

• (Alyson Hannigan) "It looks dead. It smells dead. Yet it's moving around. That's interesting."

• (Alyson Hannigan) "What's his number? Oh yeah, 1-800-I'm-dating-a-skanky-hoe."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Meow."
• (Alyson Hannigan) "Really? I've never gotten a 'meow' before."

Sarah Michelle Gellar as Buffy Summers

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "I seem to be having a slight case of nudity here."

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Amy. How've you been?"
• (Amy Madison) "Rat. You?"
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Dead."
• (Amy Madison) "Oh."

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "So Dawn's in trouble. Must be Tuesday."

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "From beneath you, it devours."

• (Billy 'Ford' Fordham) "I thought you were slaying a vampire."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "I was whatting a what?"

Michelle Trachtenberg as Dawn Summers

• (Michelle Trachtenberg) "I think I'll take a drumstick."
• (Alyson Hannigan) "I'm a breast gal myself. But of course, you already knew that."

• (Michelle Trachtenberg) "Oh my God. You will never believe what happened at school today."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Everybody started singing and dancing?"
• (Michelle Trachtenberg) "I gave birth to a pterodactyl."
• (Emma Caulfield) "Oh my God. Did it sing?"

• (Michelle Trachtenberg) "I'm not a kid."

Emma Caulfield as Anya

• (Emma Caulfield) "I know you like me. I've seen you looking at my breasts."
• (Nicholas Brendon) "No offense, but when a guy does that, it just means his eyes are open."

• (Emma Caulfield) "For God's sakes Andrew, you've been in here for 30 minutes. What are you doing?"
• (Andrew Wells) "Entertaining and educating."
• (Emma Caulfield) "Why can't you just masturbate like the rest of us?"

James Marsters as Spike

• (James Marsters) "Who do you kill for fun around here?"

• (James Marsters) "It's nice to watch you be happy. For them, even. I don't see it a lot. You -- You glow."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "That's because the dress is radioactive."

Anthony Stewart Head as Rupert Giles

• (Anthony Stewart Head) "In every generation there is a Chosen One. She alone will stand against the vampires, the demons and the forces of darkness. She is the Slayer."

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