Bulletproof (1996 film) Quotes

Bulletproof (1996 film) is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Bulletproof stopped airing in 1970.

It features Robert Simonds as producer, Elmer Bernstein in charge of musical score, and Steven Bernstein (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Bulletproof (1996 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Bulletproof (1996 film) is 84 minutes long. Bulletproof (1996 film) is distributed by Universal Studios.

The cast includes: Adam Sandler as Archie Moses, Mark Castella as Cop, Kristen Wilson as Traci, and Damon Wayans as Keats.

Bulletproof (1996 film) Quotes

Adam Sandler as Archie Moses

• (Adam Sandler) "See that, your head hurts 'cus you feel guilty."
• (Damon Wayans) "My head hurts 'cus you shot me in it."

• (Adam Sandler) "And I will always love you --"
• (Damon Wayans) "WILL YOU SHUT UP? SHUT THE HELL UP."

• (Adam Sandler) "You'd better not kill me, man, I've got s*** to do tomorrow."

• (Adam Sandler) "I don't like your God. Your God scares me."

• (Adam Sandler) "Hey, Man. What are you doing? You just wasted good weed."

• (Adam Sandler) "You wank off a lot?"
• (Chuck) "What's a lot?"
• (Adam Sandler) "You know, you got 5 minutes off, slip into one of the rooms, pull down your lil' panty's wack it."

• (Adam Sandler) "This is a '70s porno. You know how I can tell? Because the guy's dick has sideburns."

• (Adam Sandler) "I see you've got porno here"
• (Chuck) "Yes, we have an excellent selection"
• (Adam Sandler) "Good I like the porn"
• (Chuck) "Well, good"

• (Adam Sandler) "I got piss on me."

• (Adam Sandler) "In actuality, I was hitting on her harder than you think, motherf***er. So why don't you step the f*** back before I bitch slap your f***ing heiney."

• (Adam Sandler) "You can't stop f***ing me over, can you?"

Mark Castella as Cop

• (Mark Castella) "Sir, have you had anything to drink today?"
• (Adam Sandler) "I had about a half a beer, the dog had a lot."

Kristen Wilson as Traci

• (Kristen Wilson) "Jack, Colton made me do it. He would've killed me if I hadn't done it --"
• (Adam Sandler) "Ooh, watch it now, Keats, l she's playin' you."
• (Kristen Wilson) "But then I fell in love with you."
• (Adam Sandler) "But -- then I fell -- shut the f*** up."
• (Kristen Wilson) "I swear to God I did."
• (Adam Sandler) "Ah, she's lyin' out her devil ass."
• (Kristen Wilson) "Will you shut the f*** up?"
• (Adam Sandler) "Why don't you make me?"
• (Adam Sandler) "Jesus -- I gotta learn how to fight; this is pathetic."

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