Bulworth Quotes

Bulworth is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Bulworth ended its run in 1970.

It features Ennio Morricone in charge of musical score, and Vittorio Storaro as head of cinematography.

Bulworth is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Bulworth is 108 minutes long. Bulworth is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Warren Beatty as Sen. Jay Billington Bulworth, Christine Baranski as Cop, Halle Berry as Nina, Oliver Platt as Dennis Murphy, Joshua Malina as Bill Feldman, Don Cheadle as L.D., Jack Warden as Eddie Davers, and Isaiah Washington as Darnell.

Bulworth Quotes

Warren Beatty as Sen. Jay Billington Bulworth

• (Warren Beatty) "What is it exactly you're concerned about, Murphy?"
• (Oliver Platt) "I'm concerned that you stood up in front of three hundred people in a black church and told them that they were not a factor and never would be as long as we remain in the pocket of the insurance lobby. I'm concerned that you went to a fundraiser in Beverly Hills and told various leaders of the entertainment industry that they make a lousy product, and since many of them also happen to be Jewish, you decided the PRUDENT thing to do would be to MOCK their Jewish paranoia. I'm concerned that we are in an after-hours club in Compton on the eve of the most important event of the campaign swing, where God knows how much illegal activity is taking place and YOU are SMOKING MARIJUANA. Now, Senator; I work for you. You call the shots. But I will be able to do my job so much better if you will just simply tell me -- what is this new strategy? Just tell me a little bit."
• (Warren Beatty) "Have a drink, Murphy. Live your life."

• (Warren Beatty) "I'm not sure you can get AIDS by burning down your house, but I get your point."

• (Warren Beatty) "You know, we're standing on the doorstep of a new millennium."

• (Unnamed) "Are you sayin' the Democratic Party don't care about the African-American community?"
• (Warren Beatty) "Isn't that OBVIOUS? You got half your kids are out of work and the other half are in jail. Do you see ANY Democrat doing anything about it? Certainly not me. So what're you gonna do, vote Republican? Come on. Come on, you're not gonna vote Republican. Let's call a spade a spade."
• (Warren Beatty) "I mean; come on. You can have a Billion Man March. If you don't put down that malt liquor and chicken wings, and get behind someone other than a running back who stabs his wife, you're NEVER gonna get rid of somebody like me."

• (Warren Beatty) "All we need is a voluntary, free-spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction. Everybody just gotta keep f***in' everybody 'til they're all the same color."

• (Warren Beatty) "Feldman."
• (Joshua Malina) "Yes, sir."
• (Warren Beatty) "Feldman, could I have the key to the room?"
• (Joshua Malina) "The room?"
• (Warren Beatty) "The room, upstairs."
• (Joshua Malina) "Oh, sure."
• (Warren Beatty) "Feldman?"
• (Joshua Malina) "Yeah?"
• (Warren Beatty) "The key."
• (Joshua Malina) "Right. Sorry."
• (Joshua Malina) "Uh --"
• (Warren Beatty) "What?"
• (Joshua Malina) "Sorry, it's in the car."
• (Joshua Malina) "The senator, his room key."
• (Oliver Platt) "Senator, we have to get in the car, now, sir."
• (Warren Beatty) "Key's in the car, key's in the car, let's go."

• (Warren Beatty) "You know, there's a lesson here, which is never try to make life or death decisions when you're feeling suicidal."

• (Debate Producer) "Just between us, Senator, do you think it's advisable to schedule campaign stops with industry leaders when you have such a low opinion of their product?"
• (Warren Beatty) "My guys are not stupid. They always put the big Jews on my schedule. You're mostly Jews, right? Three out of four of you?"
• (Warren Beatty) "I bet Murphy put something bad about Farrakhan in here for you."

• (Warren Beatty) "Yo, everybody gonna get sick someday / But nobody knows how they gonna pay / Health care, managed care, HMOs / Ain't gonna work, no sir, not those / 'Cause the thing that's the same in every one of these / Is these motherf***ers there, the insurance companies."
• (Tanya) "Insurance. Insurance."
• (Warren Beatty) "Yeah, yeah / You can call it single-payer or Canadian way / Only socialized medicine will ever save the day. Come on now, lemme hear that dirty word; SOCIALISM."

• (Warren Beatty) "I think it'd be a good idea to say "I'm sorry", huh?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh man, I waited my whole life for this moment."
• (Christine Baranski) "I'm -- sorry."
• (Warren Beatty) "Say "No problem, Officer"."
• (Unnamed) "Go f*** your mama, you f***ing pig cocksucker."
• (Warren Beatty) "That's good enough."

Don Cheadle as L.D.

• (Don Cheadle) "I'm giving them entry-level positions into the only growth-sector occupation that's truly open to them right now. That's the substance supply industry. They gonna run this s*** someday. They gonna have the whole empire. Man, y'all don't give a f*** about it. You greedy-ass politicians. That's what you tell me every time that y'all vote to cut them school programs; every time y'all vote to cut them funds to the job programs. What the f***; how a -- how a young man gonna take care of his financial responsibilities workin' at motherf***in' Burger King? He ain't. He ain't, and please don't even start with the school s***. They ain't no education goin' on up in that motherf***er. 'Cause y'all motherf***in' politicians done f***ed the s*** up. So what they gonna do? What's a young man supposed to do then, right? What's he gonna do? He gonna come to me, that's what he's gonna do. Why? 'Cause I'm a businessman, and as a businessman, you gotta limit your liabilities. And that's what these shorties offer me: limited liabilities; because of their limited vulnerability to legal sanctions, man. It's the same f***in' thing in politics, Dog. You find an edge, you gotta exploit that s***. That's why y'all sent all them motherf***in' teenagers to Iraq. Die over some motherf***in' oil money. Send the motherf***in' CIA up in the 'hood with all the f***in yayos. Slangin' in the hood man. It's the same s*** in politics."

Isaiah Washington as Darnell

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Halle Berry as Nina

• (Halle Berry) "-- Yo."
• (Warren Beatty) "Yo. Yo, yo, yo to you."
• (Halle Berry) "Later."
• (Warren Beatty) "I was, uh, hoping for sooner."

Jack Warden as Eddie Davers

• (Jack Warden) "Hey, doc. How's he doing?"
• (Doctor) "Fine, fine. How are you doing?"
• (Jack Warden) "Fine, fine. You?"
• (Doctor) "Fine."
• (Jack Warden) "Fine."

Joshua Malina as Bill Feldman

• (Joshua Malina) "You know something? We had a next-door neighbor who would lose her mind from time to time. What was weird when she got like that was this: she could only speak in song lyrics."
• (Warren Beatty) "Murphy, Feldman, you're lookin' pretty beat / I thought you might feel better with some ribs to eat / Eat 'em, gentlemen, you'll think they're really fine / And if you want a couple more you can get 'em anytime."
• (Oliver Platt) "I am incredibly frightened."

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