Bye Bye Love (film) Quotes

Bye Bye Love (film) is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Bye Bye Love completed its run in 1970.

It features Gary David Goldberg as producer, J.A.C. Redford in charge of musical score, and Kenneth Zunder as head of cinematography.

Bye Bye Love (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Bye Bye Love (film) is 106 minutes long. Bye Bye Love (film) is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Eliza Dushku as Emma, Amber Benson as Meg, Paul Reiser as Donny Carlson, Matthew Modine as Dave Goldman, Rob Reiner as Dr. David Townsend, Janeane Garofalo as Lucille, Matthew Modine as Dave, Danny Masterson as Mikey, Ross Malinger as Susan Goldman, Jayne Brook as Claire Carlson, Eliza Dushku as Emma Carlson, Randy Quaid as Vic Damico, Lindsay Crouse as Grace Damico, and Cameron Boyd as Jed Damico.

Bye Bye Love (film) Quotes

Eliza Dushku as Emma Carlson

• (Eliza Dushku) "I hate this uniform, it makes me look 14."
• (Amber Benson) "You are 14."
• (Eliza Dushku) "Exactly."

Matthew Modine as Dave Goldman

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Rob Reiner as Dr. David Townsend

• (Rob Reiner) "Divorced Americans are the most unhappy people in the world, with a possible exception of married Scandinavians."

• (Rob Reiner) "We're back, I'm Doctor David Townsend. And we're talking about divorce. It effects all of us, and hurts many of us. And in the next forty-eight hours, that is all we will be talking about; divorce. D-I-V-O-R-C-E, tell you what it means to me."

Janeane Garofalo as Lucille

• (Janeane Garofalo) "I'm not shooting for a "successful" relationship at this point, I'm just looking for something that will prevent me from throwing myself in front of a bus. I'm keeping my expectations very very low."

Cameron Boyd as Jed Damico

• (Cameron Boyd) "Do you have any Raffi?"
• (Unnamed) "What?"
• (Cameron Boyd) "Do you have any Raffi?"
• (Unnamed) "Reefer?"
• (Cameron Boyd) "Raffi."

Paul Reiser as Donny Carlson

• (Paul Reiser) "Ladder, for to climb."

• (Paul Reiser) "It's a very awkward age for girls."
• (Matthew Modine) "Really what age is that?"
• (Paul Reiser) "13 to 35, very awkward."

Randy Quaid as Vic Damico

• (Randy Quaid) "Here's the recipe your kids like so much."
• (Matthew Modine) "Vic's Meatloaf Madness."
• (Paul Reiser) "You wrote it up?"
• (Randy Quaid) "Yeah, it's all there. Tomtoes, onions, cheese -- my own secret sauce."
• (Paul Reiser) "Is it under ten minutes? Because if it's not, I can tell you right now I can't do it."
• (Randy Quaid) "Minute and half on high, serves a family of four."
• (Matthew Modine) "Ragu -- that's your secret sauce?"
• (Randy Quaid) "You wanna keep it down?"

• (Randy Quaid) "Well, tell Gerald, that if he touches my son again, I'll kill him."
• (Lindsay Crouse) "Really. It was nothing more than a tap. And Jed was being very rude."
• (Randy Quaid) "I don't care if Jed was taking a piss on his head. He touches him again, he dies. Tell him."

• (Randy Quaid) "This isn't your first time in a restaurant, is it?"
• (Janeane Garofalo) "No, my ex-husband used to like to eat out, may he rest in peace."
• (Randy Quaid) "So he passed away?"
• (Janeane Garofalo) "Not yet."

Ross Malinger as Susan Goldman

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Danny Masterson as Mikey

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Jayne Brook as Claire Carlson

• (Jayne Brook) "We had to take back the graduation dress."
• (Eliza Dushku) "It made me look fat."
• (Paul Reiser) "You couldn't look fat if you wanted to."
• (Eliza Dushku) "Why would I wanna look fat?"
• (Paul Reiser) "You wouldn't. You couldn't."

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