Camp Nowhere Quotes

Camp Nowhere is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Camp Nowhere ended its run in 1970.

It features Michael Peyser as producer, David Nessim Lawrence in charge of musical score, and Sandi Sissel as head of cinematography.

Camp Nowhere is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Camp Nowhere is 96 minutes long. Camp Nowhere is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Peter Onorati as Karl Dell, Christopher Lloyd as Dennis Van Welker, Joshua G. Mayweather as Walter, Nathan Cavaleri as Steve, Peter Onorati as All, Allison Mack as Heather, Mooky Arizona as Arnold, Michael Zorek as Guys, Andrew Keegan as Zach, Melody Kay as Gaby, Marnette Patterson as Trish, Burgess Meredith as Fein, Thomas F. Wilson as Lt. Eliot Hendricks, M. Emmet Walsh as T.R. Polk, Brian Wagner as Lenny, and Leah Theresa Hanner as Debbie.

Camp Nowhere Quotes

Christopher Lloyd as Dennis Van Welker

• (Christopher Lloyd) "Do you know what the first rule of the theater is, Mud?"
• (Unnamed) "No --"
• (Christopher Lloyd) "Talk loud enough for people to hear you."
• (Unnamed) "OK -- so --"
• (Unnamed) "Are you gonna help me?"
• (Christopher Lloyd) "Much better -- No."

• (Christopher Lloyd) "Do you know what the first law of the theater is, Mud?"
• (Unnamed) "What?"
• (Christopher Lloyd) "TALK LOUD ENOUGH FOR PEOPLE TO HEAR YOU."

• (Christopher Lloyd) "Here's what you do: get lost. Disappear into the woods for five or six hours. When you show up they'll be so glad you haven't been eaten by bears, they'll forget the other stuff."

• (Unnamed) "How could you invite her over?. She's going to find out."
• (Christopher Lloyd) "Mud, in a couple of years, two things will happen. One, you'll grow a ridiculous mustache that looks fruit mold on your upper lip. Two, you'll suddenly understand why men invite charming, attractive women to dinner."

• (Christopher Lloyd) "You know, back in the '60s when we said we wanted to change society, maybe we should've been more specific."

Andrew Keegan as Zach

• (Unnamed) "Dad. Just because I'm smart doesn't mean I can't act stupid."
• (Andrew Keegan) "If Mud's guilty I am too."
• (Melody Kay) "Me too. I'm smart enough to act stupid."
• (Marnette Patterson) "Yeah and I'm stupid too. Well -- you know what I mean."

• (Andrew Keegan) "I just gotta say -- THIS IS MAJOR COOL,YEAH."

• (Unnamed) "Can I see your ID? You gotta be 19 to buy this stuff."
• (Andrew Keegan) "No problem."
• (Unnamed) "You were born in 1963?"
• (Andrew Keegan) "Yeah."
• (Unnamed) "And that would make you?"
• (Andrew Keegan) "21."
• (Unnamed) "Wrong. It's 1994. That would make you 31."
• (Marnette Patterson) "Wrong. If he was born in 1963, and he's 21, then it's 1984. Uh."

• (Andrew Keegan) "You know, if you were wearing a skirt right now, I'd be in heaven."

Thomas F. Wilson as Lt. Eliot Hendricks

• (Thomas F. Wilson) "Fleur -- what the hell are you doing?"

Nathan Cavaleri as Steve

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Melody Kay as Gaby

• (Melody Kay) "Last year, he tried to do 'Silence of the Lambs' as a musical."

• (Melody Kay) "Okay troops, line up."
• (Melody Kay) "Ashley, mushroom. Amber, onion. Lenny, plain."
• (Brian Wagner) "Cheese."
• (Melody Kay) "You said plain."
• (Brian Wagner) "Cheese."
• (Melody Kay) "Plain."
• (Brian Wagner) "Cheese."
• (Melody Kay) "Plain."
• (Brian Wagner) "Cheese."
• (Melody Kay) "Plain."
• (Brian Wagner) "Cheese."
• (Melody Kay) "Plain."
• (Brian Wagner) "Cheese."
• (Melody Kay) "Cheese."
• (Brian Wagner) "Plain."
• (Melody Kay) "Okay fine, you win. Plain."
• (Melody Kay) "Who says you can't learn anything from cartoons?"

Mooky Arizona as Arnold

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Burgess Meredith as Fein

• (Burgess Meredith) "Back in the 60's, some hippies came here and turned the place into a commune. You know, sex, and drugs, and debauchery."
• (Christopher Lloyd) "Knew I'd been here before."
• (Melody Kay) "Eww. You did that stuff here?"
• (Christopher Lloyd) "No -- not here."

Brian Wagner as Lenny

• (Brian Wagner) "This is my god**** house, and I'll talk any god**** way I want to."
• (Leah Theresa Hanner) "Now, Stanley, there's no cause to use such language to Blanche."

Joshua G. Mayweather as Walter

• (Joshua G. Mayweather) "Who would think something like this would happen from harmless flares and roman candles?"

Peter Onorati as Karl Dell

• (Peter Onorati) "I'm freezing my nuts off out here."
• (Andrew Keegan) "You can thaw em' out later."

M. Emmet Walsh as T.R. Polk

• (M. Emmet Walsh) "You're a little short."
• (Unnamed) "Well -- you're a little fat."

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