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Cannibal! The Musical Quotes

Cannibal! The Musical is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Cannibal! The Musical ended in 1970.

It features Trey Parker as producer, Trey Parker in charge of musical score, and Chris Graves as head of cinematography.

Cannibal! The Musical is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Cannibal! The Musical is 96 minutes long. Cannibal! The Musical is distributed by Troma Entertainment.

The cast includes: Toddy Walters as Polly Pry, Jason McHugh as Frank Miller, Matt Stone as James Humphrey, John Hegel as Israel Swan, Robert Muratore as Frenchy Cabazon, Andrew Kemler as Preston Nutter, Ian Hardin as Shannon Bell, Edward Henwood as O.D. Loutzenheiser, Robert Muratore as French, Andrew Kemler as Nutter, and Robert Muratore as Frenchy.

Cannibal! The Musical Quotes

Matt Stone as James Humphrey

  • (Matt Stone) "Hey. You're cutting into his butt."
  • (Jason McHugh) "Well what sort of meat do you want?"
  • (Matt Stone) "Well not butt."
  • (Matt Stone) "Oookay -- We, we could take our wheelbarrow, build it into a little boat, and then we ride it across, and then build it back into a wheelbarrow again."
  • (Matt Stone) "Excuse me. I've been doing some thinking. Ummm -- just kind of looking at our situation here, and I've come to the conclusion that we're completely f***ed. Has anybody else made this discovery?"
  • (Matt Stone) "can't think, can't move can't speak in complete sentences."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, damn. It's good to see some Southern boys. It's been a long time."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, I wish I were in the land of cotton, old times there are not forgotten, look away. Look away. Look Awaaaay --"
  • (Matt Stone) "-- You stupid yank."
  • (Matt Stone) "Wait, you guys. Let me talk to them. I know how to speak Indian."
  • (Ian Hardin) "We're gonna die."
  • (Matt Stone) "Weep-wah, weep-wah, surro no happo?"
  • (Unnamed) "Nani itto n jaa, omee?"
  • (Matt Stone) "He says, "Welcome to the land of blue light.""
  • (Unnamed) "Omai wa sono uchi, sakana to ishoo ni onemu suru koto ni naru, zo."
  • (Matt Stone) "I am a carpenter, and this is my brother, Tom."
  • (Unnamed) "He's dead."
  • (Matt Stone) "Well no kidding he's dead. His brains are lying in the snow."
  • (Matt Stone) "He said --"
  • (Unnamed) "Who are you assholes?"
  • (Matt Stone) "Oh, he speaks English."
  • (Matt Stone) "'Are there any more big rivers between here and Breckenridge?' 'Oh no, just the Colorado.' THE BIGGEST f***ING RIVER I'VE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH."
  • (Matt Stone) "Fudge, Packer?"
  • (Matt Stone) "Oh, gosh, I never thought I'd be sleeping next to a naked man on this trip."
  • (Unnamed) "Just do what I'm doing. Just pretend like you're laying next to a nice soft woman."
  • (Jason McHugh) "What ?"
  • (Unnamed) "I'm just imagining old Mr. Miller here as a nice tall blonde."
  • (Jason McHugh) "Oh, god**** it. I want another partner."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, stop."
  • (Matt Stone) "That's sick."
  • (Robert Muratore) "I agree. Nutter was singing in the wrong key."
  • (Andrew Kemler) "No I wasn't. It was Loutzenheiser. I was singing in E flat minor."
  • (Robert Muratore) "The SONG'S in F sharp major."
  • (Ian Hardin) "I think they're the same thing. I mean, E flat is the relative major of F sharp."
  • (Robert Muratore) "No it isn't. The relative minor is three half-tones DOWN from the major, not up."
  • (Unnamed) "No, it's three down. Like A is the relative minor of C major."
  • (Edward Henwood) "But isn't A sharp in C major?"
  • (Ian Hardin) "Wait, are you singing mixolydian scales or something?"
  • (Robert Muratore) "A sharp is tonic to C major. It's the sixth."
  • (Matt Stone) "No it isn't."
  • (John Hegel) "Well, it would be like a raised 13th if anything."

Ian Hardin as Shannon Bell

  • (Ian Hardin) "We are from Utah."
  • (Unnamed) "Utah?"
  • (Unnamed) "Ah, Utah."
  • (Ian Hardin) "Can you tell us what tribe this is?"
  • (Unnamed) "We are Indians."
  • (Ian Hardin) "Yes -- I can see that, but can you tell us --"
  • (Unnamed) "You don't believe we are Indians?"
  • (Ian Hardin) "No, all --"
  • (Unnamed) "We have teepees."
  • (Ian Hardin) "Yes, I see, but --"
  • (Unnamed) "Look at all these teepees we have -- Because, we are --"
  • (Unnamed) "Indians."
  • (Ian Hardin) "Trials and tribulations, that's what life's all about. Now are we gonna let this one little thing keep us from fulfilling our dreams?"
  • (Miners) "Yes."
  • (Ian Hardin) "Oh, come on now. We've gotta be strong, don't we?"
  • (Miners) "No."

Robert Muratore as Frenchy

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

John Hegel as Israel Swan

  • (John Hegel) "Maybe we'll all get really sick. And maybe we'll all die -- Sooooooooooooo, let's build a snowman"
  • (John Hegel) "Let's build a snowman. We can make him our best friend. We can name him Tom or we can name him George. We can make him tall, or we can make him not so tall. Snowman. He'll have a happy face, a happy smile, a happy point of view. If you build me a snowman, then I'll build one for you. So, let's build a snowman. We can make him our best friend. We can name him Bob or we can name him Beowulf. We can make him tall, or we can make him not so tall. Snowman. Hey. He'll have a happy face, a happy smile, a happy point of view. If you build me a snowman, then I'll build one for you. Snowman. Snowman. Snowman."
  • (John Hegel) "If you don't find a nice girl in Colorado, just remember, there's plenty of mountain sheep."
  • (Unnamed) "How big of mountain sheep?"

Jason McHugh as Frank Miller

  • (Jason McHugh) "You son of a bitch Humphrey."
  • (Matt Stone) "Come on, you haven't even tried it."
  • (Jason McHugh) "You son of a bitch Humphrey."
  • (Jason McHugh) "God you guys make me sick. What is this, a f***ing feel good convention?"
  • (Ian Hardin) "Listen, we have a long journey ahead of us. Its important we all get along. Now, you're hurting people's feelings. Your gunna have to find a more constructive way to express your anger."
  • (Jason McHugh) "Okay. Well, f*** you. How's that for constructive?"
  • (Ian Hardin) "That's great, now go to time out Mister."
  • (Jason McHugh) "What part do we eat?"
  • (Matt Stone) "Well, you're the butcher."
  • (Jason McHugh) "Yeah, but --"
  • (Matt Stone) "So, butch."
  • (Jason McHugh) "A horse is a horse."
  • (Matt Stone) "Of course."
  • (Unnamed) "Of course."

Toddy Walters as Polly Pry

  • (Toddy Walters) "How are you doing?"
  • (Unnamed) "How am I doing? Have you ever been sitting around waiting to die?"
  • (Toddy Walters) "Yes. I have as a matter of fact."
  • (Unnamed) "When?"
  • (Toddy Walters) "Well alright, I've never really --"
  • (Unnamed) "And then I ran and ran as fast as I could."
  • (Toddy Walters) "But you made it out, right?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, I hid in Wyoming for a while. I should have let them kill me."
  • (Toddy Walters) "Why?"
  • (Unnamed) "You ever been to Wyoming."
  • (Unnamed) "Uh, hello?"
  • (Toddy Walters) "Oh my God. It sounds horrible."

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