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Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death Quotes

Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death stopped airing in 1970.

It features Gary W. Goldstein as producer, Carl Dante in charge of musical score, and Robert Knouse as head of cinematography.

Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death is recorded in English language and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death is 90 minutes long.

The cast includes: Adrienne Barbeau as Dr. Kurtz, Karen M. Waldron as Bunny, Bill Maher as Jim, Shannon Tweed as Margo Hunt, Shannon Tweed as Dr. Margo Hunt, and Barry Primus as Ford Maddox.

Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death Quotes

Karen M. Waldron as Bunny

  • (Unnamed) "This is gonna be a toga party and a beer bust, and for special girls like you, we are going to be having a wet T-shirt contest."
  • (Karen M. Waldron) "But all my T-shirts are dry."
  • (Karen M. Waldron) "I have a lot of fantasies about being tied up and spanked. I suppose it isn't very liberated, is it? What kind of fantasies do feminists have?"
  • (Karen M. Waldron) "Dr. Hunt, I just love your class."
  • (Shannon Tweed) "Well, thank you, Bunny. You can call me Margo."
  • (Karen M. Waldron) "I like it so much, I've been thinking about changing my major from Home Economics to Feminist Studies, but I wasn't sure if you had any feminist cooking classes."
  • (Shannon Tweed) "I don't think we do, no. Interesting thought, though."

Shannon Tweed as Margo Hunt

  • (Shannon Tweed) "Can I tell you a secret I've never told anyone before?"
  • (Karen M. Waldron) "Sure."
  • (Shannon Tweed) "In a way, Jim is right; I am afraid of men. My relationships have been, well, I've had a lot of one-night stands. A little to drink, you know, give myself an excuse, then I subconsciously fall for jerks I know I'll never be emotionally involved with. It's all so empty, passionless, really. I guess deep down I'm afraid that there can never be any real respect or equality between the sexes, not really. I've avoided commitment because I'm afraid I'll be emotionally dominated by my lover or equally sad that I dominate him. I guess that seems kind of strange, huh?"
  • (Karen M. Waldron) "Can I tell you something too, Dr. Hunt, something I've never told anybody before?"
  • (Shannon Tweed) "Of course, Bunny, I'm glad we get to share this."
  • (Karen M. Waldron) "Well, sometimes when I'm with a guy, I wish that he'd tie me up with red licorice ropes, and then spank me, and then he'd eat the ropes, and then he'd free me, and then we'd make love while the Philharmonic played "Bolero"."
  • (Shannon Tweed) "Thank you, Bunny, you've really put my thoughts in perspective."
  • (Karen M. Waldron) "I feel better too."
  • (Shannon Tweed) "San Bernardino, a rough speck of civilization on the edge of the avocado belt. We'll head down to some local establishments and see if we can find a mercenary to guide us through the jungle."
  • (Karen M. Waldron) "I've never been to San Bernardino before."
  • (Shannon Tweed) "Don't worry, Bunny,"
  • (Shannon Tweed) "we'll be all right."
  • (Shannon Tweed) "Dr. Kurtz, I'm unfamiliar with the academic guidelines at Radcliffe, but I would think any major university would consider warring on the United States and eating prisoners of war a serious breach of ethics."
  • (Adrienne Barbeau) "Always the cautious scholar, huh, Dr. Hunt?"
  • (Shannon Tweed) "Bunny, Bunny, you don't have to live your life to please me. The important thing is that you're happy. And as for what I've taught you, well, listen, I've always believed that every woman should get as much education and intellectual stimulation as possible, and that she should develop her mental abilities to their utmost potential. But in your case, well, there's just no point."
  • (Shannon Tweed) "They're an ancient commune of feminists, so radical, so militant, so left of center they -- they eat their men."
  • (Karen M. Waldron) "Oh, that. Well, if I like a guy, I usually start at --"
  • (Shannon Tweed) "They don't eat their men like that, Bunny."
  • (Shannon Tweed) "The secret temple of the Piranha women. Their architecture is surprisingly advanced."
  • (Bill Maher) "It looks like a big lego to me."
  • (Shannon Tweed) "The women of this jungle must unite, and I'm going to settle a score with a certain renegade ethnographer."
  • (Shannon Tweed) "It was a one-night stand. I was half-drunk and left right after we had sex. We didn't say eight words to each other, and all yours were composed of one syllable."
  • (Bill Maher) "Hah. Just like you to count the words, Dr. Hunt."

Bill Maher as Jim

  • (Bill Maher) "Gee, you guys are pretty big, for wimps. Of course, the joke's on you when those broads come back and start picking out ingredients for chicken McMacho."
  • (Bill Maher) "I'd rather have you kill me than make me a gelding."
  • (Bill Maher) "Bunny, don't worry. You'll save me."
  • (Bill Maher) "Do you know what jungle herb cures the poisonous bite of the river snake? Do you know where the only land route is around the white waters of death? Do you know the way through the secret maze caves that lie underneath Hangman's Cliff? Huh, do you?"
  • (Shannon Tweed) "Well, no, I don't. Do you?"
  • (Bill Maher) "Well, no, but I have this paperback."
  • (Bill Maher) "Oh my God, you're marinating me."
  • (Bill Maher) "All you women have ever done is, what? Some French chick invented kryptonite, or something."

Adrienne Barbeau as Dr. Kurtz

  • (Adrienne Barbeau) "There's your sacrifice. If you wish to become a piranha woman you must first take his body, and then his life. What is your decision?"
  • (Shannon Tweed) "I refuse to kill another human being in cold blood. However, in deference to your cultural traditions, I would be willing to have sex with him."
  • (Adrienne Barbeau) "Forget it. You want your cake, you'll have to eat it."
  • (Adrienne Barbeau) "This is a war. A war between men and women. Anything short of cannibalism is just beating around the bush."
  • (Adrienne Barbeau) "All right, I was exploiting the Piranha women. You don't know what it was like. David Letterman, God, the horror -- the horror of that show -- the horror."

Barry Primus as Ford Maddox

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