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Captain Cook (Blackadder) Quotes

Captain Cook (Blackadder) is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Captain Cook completed its run in 1970.

Captain Cook (Blackadder) Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Rat au Van, Sir."
  • (Unnamed) "Rat au Van, Baldrick?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yes Sir, it's Rat that's been"
  • (Unnamed) "Run over by a van."
  • (Unnamed) "Yes Baldrick."
  • (Unnamed) "Tally-ho pip-pip and Bernard's your uncle."
  • (Unnamed) "In English we say, "Good Morning.""
  • (Unnamed) "I smell something fishy, and I'm not talking about the contents of Baldrick's apple crumble."
  • (Unnamed) "I, on the other hand, am a fully rounded human being with a degree from the university of life, a diploma from the school of hard knocks, and three gold stars from the kindergarten of getting the s*** kicked out of me."
  • (Unnamed) "Row, row, row your boat / Gently down the stream / Belts off, trousers down / Isn't life a scream? / Whoa."
  • (Unnamed) "Permission to shout "Bravo" at an annoyingly loud volume, sir."
  • (Unnamed) "Permission granted."
  • (Unnamed) "Bravo."
  • (Unnamed) "I don't like blowing my own trumpet."
  • (Unnamed) "You might at least told us you had a trumpet."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, sir, if we should happen to tread on a mine, what do we do?"
  • (Unnamed) "Well, normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump up 200 feet into the air and scatter yourself over a wide area."
  • (Unnamed) "Ah, tally-ho, yippety-dip and zing zang spillip. Looking forward to bullying off for the final chukka?"
  • (Unnamed) "Permission to speak."
  • (Unnamed) "Answer the General, Baldrick."
  • (Unnamed) "I can't answer him, sir, I don't know what he's talking about."
  • (Unnamed) "You know my dad was a nun."
  • (Unnamed) "No he wasn't."
  • (Unnamed) "He was too, sir. Cause whenever he was up in court and the judge asked "occupation", he'd say "none"."
  • (Unnamed) "Look what I got for you sir."
  • (Unnamed) "What?"
  • (Unnamed) "It's the latest issue of "King & Country". Oh, damn inspiring stuff; the magazine that tells the Tommies the truth about the war."
  • (Unnamed) "Or alternatively, the greatest work of fiction since vows of fidelity were included in the French marriage service."
  • (Unnamed) "Come, come, sir, now. You can't deny that this fine newspaper is good for the morale of the men."
  • (Unnamed) "Certainly not, I just think that more could be achieved by giving them some real toilet-paper."
  • (Unnamed) "Are you looking forward to the big push?"
  • (Unnamed) "No sir, I'm absolutely terrified."
  • (Unnamed) "The healthy humor of the honest tommy. Don't worry my boy, if you should falter, remember that Captain Darling and I are behind you."
  • (Unnamed) "About thirty-five miles behind you."
  • (Unnamed) "Great Scott sir, you mean, you mean the moment's finally arrived for us to give Harry Hun a darned good British style thrashing, six of the best, trousers down?"
  • (Unnamed) "If you mean, "Are we all going to get killed?" Yes. Clearly, Field Marshal Haig is about to make yet another gargantuan effort to move his drinks cabinet six inches closer to Berlin."
  • (Unnamed) "What amazes me, Baldrick, is how you managed to get so much custard out of such a small cat."
  • (Unnamed) "There is, however, one small problem."
  • (Unnamed) "That everyone always gets slaughtered in the first ten seconds?"
  • (Unnamed) "That's right. And Field Marshall Haig is worried that this may be depressing the men a tadge. So, he's looking to find a way to cheer them up."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, his resignation and suicide would seem the obvious suggestion."
  • (Unnamed) "Interesting thought. Make a note of it, Darling."

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