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Captain Nice Quotes

Captain Nice is a Comedy that was first aired in 1967 on NBC. Captain Nice ended in 1967.

Captain Nice aired for 1 seasons and 15 episodes. It features Jay Sandrich as producer, Vic Mizzy as theme composer, Vic Mizzy as composer, and W. Wallace Kelley as head of cinematography. Captain Nice is executive produced by Buck Henry. Captain Nice is created by Buck Henry.

Captain Nice is recorded in English language and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Captain Nice is 30 minutes long. Captain Nice is produced by NBC Productions.

Captain Nice Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Time's not the answer here, boy. It's bombs."
  • (Unnamed) "Sopar, you know what to do. If he gives you any trouble at all, reduce him to a memory. If he behaves himself, kill him."
  • (Unnamed) "Parakeets have feelings, too."
  • (Unnamed) "I am a scientist, and if it's one thing I don't joke about, it's caterpillars."
  • (Unnamed) "That's dandy; other mothers have sons that invent steamboats and telephones and things. Mine invents a lettuce machine."
  • (Boyfriend) "It's the man who flies like an eagle."
  • (Woman) "It's the man with muscles of lead."
  • (Artist) "It's the masked enemy of all evil."
  • (Boy) "Are you kidding? It's some nut in his underwear."
  • (Father) "That's no ordinary nut, son. That's Captain Nice."
  • (Crook #1) "The first guard comes out in five minutes to make an outside check. You smash him over the head with this pipe. I'll take care of the dynamite. When the second guard comes out at midnight, you jump him and knock him out. If anyone else gets in your way, use your guns or your knives. But remember one thing."
  • (Crook #2) "What's that?"
  • (Crook #1) "No violence."
  • (Unnamed) "When I was a little kid, I was afraid of the dark."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, every little kid's afraid of the dark."
  • (Unnamed) "During the day?"

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