Carry On Abroad Quotes

Carry On Abroad is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Carry On Abroad ended in 1970.

It features Peter Rogers as producer, Eric Rogers (composer) in charge of musical score, and Alan Hume as head of cinematography.

Carry On Abroad is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Carry On Abroad is 88 minutes long. Carry On Abroad is distributed by The Rank Organisation.

The cast includes: Barbara Windsor as Sadie Tompkins, Sid James as Vic Flange, Kenneth Williams as Stuart Farquhar, Peter Butterworth as Pepe, Joan Sims as Cora Flange, Patsy Rowlands as Miss Dobbs, Gail Grainger as Moira Plunkett, Charles Hawtrey as Eustace Tuttle, June Whitfield as Evelyn Blunt, Kenneth Connor as Stanley Blunt, Hattie Jacques as Floella, Jimmy Logan as Bert Conway, Ray Brooks as Georgio, John Clive as Robin, David Kernan as Nicholas, Carol Hawkins as Marge, Bernard Bresslaw as Brother Bernard, Alan Curtis as Police Chief, Jack Douglas as Harry, Derek Francis as Brother Martin, Brian Osborne as Stall-Holder, and Olga Lowe as Madame Fifi.

Carry On Abroad Quotes

Sid James as Vic Flange

• (Sid James) "Lovely day for it."
• (Patsy Rowlands) "That's what they all say --"

• (Sid James) "Flying. You don't like flying, remember?"
• (Joan Sims) "I don't like washing floors, but I'd still rather do that than you get some other scrubber."

• (Sid James) "Oh, have a heart, darling, you know I need this holiday. You wouldn't want me to go without it just because she's going to be there."
• (Joan Sims) "If she's going to be there, you won't be going without it."

Charles Hawtrey as Eustace Tuttle

• (Unnamed) "Oh. I meant to tell you, dear, keep your woolly vest on, even at night --"
• (Charles Hawtrey) "Yes, Mummy; and goodbye."
• (Unnamed) "-- and when you do go, always put plenty of paper down first."

Barbara Windsor as Sadie Tompkins

• (Barbara Windsor) "Have you got a large one?"
• (Sid James) "I've had no complaints so far."
• (Barbara Windsor) "Seeing's believing --"
• (Sid James) "You won't need a magnifying glass."
• (Sid James) "There you are -- no, no, have it on me; if you know what I mean."
• (Barbara Windsor) "Oh, you don't have to draw me any diagrams."
• (Sid James) "Pity; I was just going to get my ballpoint out."

• (Barbara Windsor) "Don't you understand? I don't want just a quick roll in the hay. I need something that's going to last."
• (Jimmy Logan) "Who says it's not going to last? We don't go home until tomorrow afternoon."

Kenneth Williams as Stuart Farquhar

• (Kenneth Williams) "I feel that I should point out that we are all British subjects."
• (Alan Curtis) "I know, and you have my deepest sympathy."
• (Kenneth Williams) "Yes, quite. Well, I don't want to make an international incident out of this --"
• (Alan Curtis) "That is most kind of you, sir."
• (Kenneth Williams) "-- but I must protest most strongly about being detained in this way."
• (Alan Curtis) "Naturally, sir."

• (Kenneth Williams) "My name is Stuart Farquhar, the representative of Wundatours."
• (Peter Butterworth) "Stupid what?"
• (Kenneth Williams) "STUART. STUART FARQUHAR."
• (Peter Butterworth) "Ahh, you Mr. Farqiarse."

• (Kenneth Williams) "Please, Miss Plunkett, you're squashing my itinerary."
• (Gail Grainger) "Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I keep on forgetting what a big girl I am now."
• (Kenneth Williams) "Quite, shall we get them out now?"
• (Gail Grainger) "Why, Mr Farquhar."
• (Kenneth Williams) "The people for the coach, I mean."
• (Gail Grainger) "Oh, those. Yes, of course."

• (Unnamed) "Excuse me, mister; you like postcards? Very interesting."
• (Kenneth Williams) "Oh yes; Miss Plunkett, didn't you want a postcard to send to your mother?"
• (Kenneth Williams) "OOOOOOHHH."
• (Gail Grainger) "Any good?"
• (Kenneth Williams) "No, I'm afraid they're quite unsuitable."
• (Gail Grainger) "Oh, are they naughty ones? Do let me see."
• (Kenneth Williams) "Certainly not."

Jack Douglas as Harry

• (Jack Douglas) "I hear you're going on your holiday tomorrow then?"
• (Sid James) "Just a weekend."
• (Jack Douglas) "All right for some, you taking the missus too?"
• (Sid James) "No, she won't go abroad. Doesn't like flying, do you, love?"
• (Joan Sims) "All the same, if I did, someone has to look after the pub."
• (Sid James) "It's one of them new package deals. 17 quid, all in."
• (Jack Douglas) "Where are you going to?"
• (Sid James) "Oh, some new resort in the Med."
• (Joan Sims) "Oh, for Heaven's sake, Vic, why don't you tell him? Its a place called Elsbels."
• (Jack Douglas) "Elsbels? The island?"
• (Sid James) "Yes."
• (Jack Douglas) "Tomorrow?"
• (Sid James) "Yes."
• (Jack Douglas) "Blimey, there's a coincidence for you."
• (Sid James) "What is?"
• (Jack Douglas) "Sadie's going on the same trip."

Ray Brooks as Georgio

• (Ray Brooks) "A beautiful wine for a beautiful lady --"
• (June Whitfield) "Was that supposed to be a compliment?"
• (Kenneth Connor) "Better taste the wine first."

Gail Grainger as Moira Plunkett

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Derek Francis as Brother Martin

• (Derek Francis) "I say that's rather interesting, Brother Bernard. There are directions here for finding the tomb of St. Cecelia, the founder of our order."
• (Bernard Bresslaw) "Oh, that's nice."
• (Derek Francis) "Yes, isn't it? It is believed to lie in the middle of the island, about five miles north of the port of Elsbels. If we follow them, I think we might get somewhere."
• (Bernard Bresslaw) "Do you think we should?"
• (Derek Francis) "Ah, well, that is what we came for, isn't it?"
• (Bernard Bresslaw) "Is it? I thought we were going to find the tomb of St. Cecelia."
• (Derek Francis) "That is what I am talking about."
• (Bernard Bresslaw) "Oh, I'm sorry, Brother Martin. I was thinking of something else."
• (Derek Francis) "If we made an early start perhaps we could have lunch in the village? Do you fancy that Brother Bernard?"
• (Bernard Bresslaw) "Not 'arf."

June Whitfield as Evelyn Blunt

• (June Whitfield) "Not for me thank you."
• (Sid James) "Oh. Don't drink?"
• (June Whitfield) "No, I tried it once and didn't like it."
• (Sid James) "Smoke?"
• (June Whitfield) "I tried it once and didn't like it."
• (Sid James) "Strange."
• (June Whitfield) "Not at all, my daughter is just the same."
• (Sid James) "Your only child, I presume."

Peter Butterworth as Pepe

• (Peter Butterworth) "It's very lovings, no?"
• (Kenneth Williams) "I beg your pardon, oh you mean lovely, oh yes very nice."
• (Peter Butterworth) "It's all brand news, tables not sat in, chairs not sat in, lavatory not sat --"
• (Kenneth Williams) "Yes, we needn't go into all that."

Hattie Jacques as Floella

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Jimmy Logan as Bert Conway

• (Jimmy Logan) "Where's all the crumpet?"
• (Charles Hawtrey) "I don't think they give us any tea."

• (Jimmy Logan) "Hey, son, hey. Is this for the dirty weekend?"
• (Kenneth Williams) "This is the four-day trip to Elsbels, if that's what you mean?"
• (Jimmy Logan) "Same difference, isn't it?"
• (Kenneth Williams) "Have you got a ticket?"
• (Jimmy Logan) "Certainly. I don't expect to get it for nothing; not the holiday anyway."

John Clive as Robin

• (John Clive) "Come along, Nicholas, you promised to help me do my hair."
• (David Kernan) "Oh, push off."

Bernard Bresslaw as Brother Bernard

• (Bernard Bresslaw) "Morning. I'd just like to apologise to your friend about her skirt last night."
• (Carol Hawkins) "Oh, forget it. Sssh -- Why don't you get your clothes off and get some sun?"
• (Bernard Bresslaw) "Oh no, I couldn't do that."

Carol Hawkins as Marge

• (Carol Hawkins) "I hope there's some young ones."
• (Unnamed) "Oh stop worrying, Marge, they told me there was a big party of young blokes coming."
• (Carol Hawkins) "I certainly hope so."

Olga Lowe as Madame Fifi

• (Olga Lowe) "Dirty pig, you insult-a my fine ladies."
• (Charles Hawtrey) "We were only playing leap frog."

Joan Sims as Cora Flange

• (Joan Sims) "You filthy rotten stinking beast."
• (Sid James) "What have I done now?"
• (Joan Sims) "Don't you come the innocent with me. You and that Sadie Tomkins -- "Are you going on the same trip too? Oh well fancy that, yes fancy that." Well, I don't fancy that AT ALL."

• (Joan Sims) "Coach? I though we were going by air?"
• (Sid James) "We have to go in the coach to get to the airport."
• (Joan Sims) "But you didn't say anything about coaches; I don't like going in them either."
• (Sid James) "Oh, gawd blimey. You're determined to have a good time aren't you?"

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