Carry On Behind Quotes

Carry On Behind is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Carry On Behind stopped airing in 1970.

It features Peter Rogers as producer, Eric Rogers (composer) in charge of musical score, and Ernest Steward as head of cinematography.

Carry On Behind is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Carry On Behind is 90 minutes long. Carry On Behind is distributed by Rank Organisation.

The cast includes: Windsor Davies as Fred Ramsden, Marianne Stone as Mrs. Rowan, Patsy Rowlands as Linda Upmore, Joan Sims as Daphne Barnes, Bernard Bresslaw as Arthur Upmore, Joan Sims as Barnes, Jack Douglas as Ernie Bragg, and Ian Lavender as Joe Baxter.

Carry On Behind Quotes

Patsy Rowlands as Linda Upmore

• (Patsy Rowlands) "Mummy your not bringing them are you?"
• (Joan Sims) "Well I can't leave them at home, they'll die."
• (Bernard Bresslaw) "Good."
• (Joan Sims) "Did you say something?"
• (Bernard Bresslaw) "I said good, we've nearly finished packing."
• (Joan Sims) "Put that on the table will you?"
• (Bernard Bresslaw) "AHH. BLOODY HELL."
• (Joan Sims) "Arthur, there is no need for that."
• (Bernard Bresslaw) "Oh deary me, bless me soul, I do believe I nearly said a rude word, which is not suprising since I nearly got a cactus spike right up my a --"
• (Joan Sims) "ARTHUR."

• (Patsy Rowlands) "Oh I do beg your pardon, my husband has one just like yours."
• (Ian Lavender) "Hey?"
• (Patsy Rowlands) "It's also creased and wrinkled."

Windsor Davies as Fred Ramsden

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Jack Douglas as Ernie Bragg

• (Unnamed) "Excuse please, you have scrubbers in caravan?"
• (Jack Douglas) "Certainly not."

• (Unnamed) "Must be finding doctors. Man is injured."
• (Jack Douglas) "But what man?"
• (Unnamed) "Is professor of archaeology. Is bleeding terrible."
• (Windsor Davies) "Never mind his qualifications. Is he hurt badly?"

Joan Sims as Daphne Barnes

• (Unnamed) "Fifteen quids a veek."
• (Joan Sims) "Twenty."
• (Unnamed) "The only reason why we want the dilapidated mobile hovel, is for somewhere to do out operations."
• (Joan Sims) "Operations? What operations?"
• (Unnamed) "He will be getting them out and I will be examining them and schticking labels on them."

• (Joan Sims) "What you yelling about?"
• (Windsor Davies) "My balls burning."
• (Joan Sims) "Don't stand so close to the fire."

Bernard Bresslaw as Arthur Upmore

• (Unnamed) "Ahh, scrubber. Scrubber no working, borrowing from comrades."
• (Unnamed) "Excuse please, ahh this is nice, this is very nice, no?"
• (Unnamed) "In this caravan your not getting much crumpet, no?"
• (Bernard Bresslaw) "Pardon?"
• (Unnamed) "CRUMPET."
• (Bernard Bresslaw) "Yes that's what I thought you said."
• (Unnamed) "You see, I am keeping a, how you say, a dirrrty caravan."
• (Bernard Bresslaw) "Keeping a what?"
• (Unnamed) "You see, I am having birds in my caravan you want to come and see?"
• (Bernard Bresslaw) "No thank you, not just now."
• (Unnamed) "Therefore, I am going round camp looking for scrubbers."
• (Bernard Bresslaw) "Really?"

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