Carry On Constable Quotes

Carry On Constable is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Carry On Constable stopped airing in 1970.

It features Peter Rogers as producer, Edmund Crispin in charge of musical score, and Edward Scaife as head of cinematography.

Carry On Constable is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Carry On Constable is 86 min. long. Carry On Constable is distributed by Anglo-Amalgamated.

The cast includes: Kenneth Connor as Const. Charlie Constable, Joan Hickson as Mrs. May, Sid James as Sergeant Frank Wilkins, and Hattie Jacques as Sergeant Laura Moon.

Carry On Constable Quotes

Kenneth Connor as Const. Charlie Constable

• (Kenneth Connor) "May I help you madam?"
• (Unnamed) "I could certainly use a copper."
• (Kenneth Connor) "Here you go, have this one on me."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, ta."

Joan Hickson as Mrs. May

• (Joan Hickson) "As a connoisseur of police personalities, let me state that I have never before been arrested with such charm. Never. I salute her."

Sid James as Sergeant Frank Wilkins

• (Sid James) "Well Sergeant Moon, it's happened."
• (Hattie Jacques) "Threatened to transfer you, has he?"
• (Sid James) "Oh that crafty little -- if you weren't a lady I'd say it."
• (Hattie Jacques) "If you weren't a gentleman I'd expect you to."

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